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Audible recently like:

You're downloading that book you want to listen to? Lemme put that on hold while I download a book that you've started and stopped listening to several times already.

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evryone is so seethingly jealous of my simulacrum. "it bears relationship to reality" they say "its a faithful copy of a unique original." yet they cannot trace its ontological lineage back to a prototype 😂

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Here’s how to tell if a language is easy to learn

None of them are easy

They’re all stupid and terrible and will kick you in the nuts

That being said

Languages similar to ones you already speak

Languages you have a lot of motivation to learn

Languages that have a lot of resources and media to watch and/or listen to and/or read

So, if you’re reading this with relative ease (aka you speak English fluently) probably French or Spanish

Do whatever you want though idk

Don’t just choose a language based on how easy it is

Unless that’s what it takes to keep you motivated idk

Go learn Frisian or something

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Interestingly enough that brings my gender into question more than anything I found before.

Oh well, ignorance is Bliss. Egg is funny.

Day 3 into playing VRChat regularily and I finally understand the appeal behind shopping for clothes.

Like, the people who enjoy it actually pick clothes based on how wearing it makes them feel.

Crazy concept. I thought we were supposed to wear shit that makes others feel good about us.

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Day 3 into playing VRChat regularily and I finally understand the appeal behind shopping for clothes.

Like, the people who enjoy it actually pick clothes based on how wearing it makes them feel.

Crazy concept. I thought we were supposed to wear shit that makes others feel good about us.

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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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unironically, goals :s

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

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The fringe Parasitic Encephalization Theory claims our nervous system is a parasite that took over the body of the earliest vertebrate ancestor. It captures 20% of the body's resources, while staying separate from the blood and being considered unique by the immune system.

While very few defend this theory, one fact supports it: If the body dies while the skull is open, the brain and spinal cord sometimes detach and briefly flail outside, in what could perhaps be an ancient host-seeking reflex.

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Free Lunch

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"AI Engorgement" refers to the phenomenon where an AI model absorbs too much misinformation in its training data. This corrupts the model's base truth, leading to strange glitches. An engorged image model, when prompted to create images for "cat" and "historical", generated the following:

AI Engorgement may trigger a complete dissolution of truth within a model, leading it to back conspiracy theories, clearly debunked facts, and mistake fiction for reality. It is believed that the systematic siphoning of unreality by AI datasets is already revealing signs of engorgement in every major model.

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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I love the modding communities of all the games I play.

When the Devs make a good game, modders make extra content.

When the Devs make a bad game, modders make it a good game.

When Devs make something weird, modders make it radical.

And even when Devs make something just mildly annoying. Who you gonna call? The Modders! :D

And y'all do it for free. The same way large parts of the open source and shareware communities do.

I love y'all. I wish I had fat stacks to throw them at you.

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If explosive material wins out over the only actually rad hazard sign to get this far you'll need to put a sign on me too.

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Murderbot is about to become my whole personality. I adore the books and can’t wait for the series!! Anyway I made some fanart, please enjoy… it’s up on my Redbubble!

Follow me on Instagram!

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Amena: That's just a video of me standing there.

SecUnit: Yes, standing stupidly.

Amena: -.-

SecUnit: Under a tower of unsecured boxes.

SecUnit: I don't even have time to explain how stupid you're being

SecUnit:

SecUnit: Here's 4k high-res footage of what happened last time you were stupid

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Welcome young omen.

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Incredible things are happening on Bluesky