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Title: Ron Is Hot (AO3 link)

Author: Jon Riptide

Pairing: Ron/Hermione

Prompt(s): He's A Snacc

Rating: M

Trigger Warnings: None

Summary: Hermione finds Ron hot, puts her eggs on him, but Harry messes her mood.

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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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Writing Update

Hey.... I know I haven't updated my stories in a while. Much to blame there is discord and fests.... (evil discord!!! @clementinesbarn).... However, there's something of lack of motivation/writer's block on my current fic.

No. This is not me saying I'll drop my fics. I have too many ideas to finish them to drop them. This is me saying the latest chapter I have been written has proven difficult and have struggled to get it to a point I like. Meanwhile, the fests are motivating and fics I end up soon. So there's that. I am finally, finally, think I may be close to updating one of my fics, but going forward I am kind of considering being more flexible with my schedule. (Ha! I know! I am not talking about time.) So perhaps should write next about the story I feel motivated about, or that I have a clear idea forward.

What's the plan then? Finish the next chapter for my Ron Weasley story. I have 1 scene to go and it's the easiest to write. Perhaps a week or two should be done, considering the time available I have.

Then, I'll try to continue with the roadmap I have above, but if at any point I lose interest or are blocked, I'll just switch to one of my other WIPs and get back to the stuck one later.

I will continue spending sometime in discord. I am mod there, and honestly is fun. And fests. I certainly do Clementine Server's big masquerades (where I try to disguise my writing to mess with people)... That's where the goat fic, the evil fae, and wholesome Vicky came from. However, I have also another fests I wrote for or I am planning to write for:

I have a completed Lucissa which is surprisingly wholesome and funny. It's finished. Around 4.6k. And should be visible sometime in mid march. It may end up in Clementine's wholesome fest or @suniwrites dark romance fest

I have a very crazy, twisty, and honestly hotly weird Romione fic written for the Hot Ron Fest (@hotronfest)... around 3.5k words... should be visible sometime by the end of this week.

I am also writting a new Romione for the wholesome fest of Clementine for mid march. Already have the first scene, so it shouldn't take me long. It's a 3rd year Romione wholesome, innocent relationship romance. Which, may or may not grow into multiple chapters later on.

I also plan to write a Star Wars crossover (I am hosting that fest)... but deadline for that is on May the 4th (I know)... so hopefully I get some of my WIPs updated before I start writing that one (fingers crossed).

This update turned out to be longer than I thought. Anyway, ping me here or in discord if you have questions.

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Baaaah

How Far I've Strayed

Blaise Zabini ponders about the war and setting his own expectations of what his life should be. Finds support in friends.

Rating: T

AO3 link

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May the force be with us.

Clementine's X-Over Fest: Star Wars

Join Clementine's Barn here AO3 Collection here

Scifi and fantasy collide for this Harry Potter and Star Wars fanfiction fest. We expect creativeness to be strong with the force for this one. Event hosted by the Clementine's Barn Discord server.

Rules

Must heavily feature Harry Potter AND Star Wars fandom. Any time period or characters allowed. Can be HP in SW universe, SW in HP universe, or a combination.

Any word length, format or genre allowed. Rating up to M. Dark themes restricted, but usually allowed on up to M. If in doubt, ask.

Dark topics allowed in M capacity. They can be discussed but not getting to Explicit material in either sexual or violence topics. Purpose is to focus on the merging of lore and characters.

M-level mentions of incest is allowed. (And considering that kiss in Empire, mildly expected)

Please tag accordingly. If you're afraid you may be mistagging, no problem, we can provide pointers after submission.

Some server members have severe phobias to topics such as spiders or zombies. Fics including these are allowed to M-level, but please don't forget to tag these.

Fics due May 3rd 2025

Reveals on May 4th 2025

Prompting and submitting open

What counts as Star Wars crossover?

Almost anything, as long both fandoms are heavily involved. Including, but not limited to:

Harry and friends going to space!

Luke and friends studying at Hogwarts!

Characters from both worlds colliding!

Specific magic systems implemented in the other fandom

Heavy references to one fandom as being "fiction" in the other fandom, as long as both are heavily referenced

Different time periods and media… Hogwarts Founders, Old Republic, Marauders, Prequels (or yes, even sequels), Next Gen (or yes, even the fanfic known as Cursed Child). Clone Wars, Rebels, Mandalorian, EU novels allowed too! (and yes, even holiday specials).

If in doubt, just ask, likely it is valid

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~an elvish guided tour to decorating hogwarts for the holidays~

Rating: T

AO3 link

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Update and Discord

Hey, I know I've been putting out more fest entries than updates lately. I am working on my next Ron fic chap at the moment, promise. Tryng to crack that up so I can update Ships of War. If you want to find me, I am in discord. DM me, or look for me in @clementinesbarn server (I'm mod there), but beware, that's a multi-ship server with no ship or trope shaming allowed. I am also in a romione server here https://discord.gg/KQBgqZBF which totally accepts non-Ron trash talking (@unhinged-romione).

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You are invited to Clementine's Barn!

What's Clementine's Barn? Clementine's Barn is a place where all the chaotic writers of Harry Potter fanfiction can hang out, participate in activities, among other things. With no limit of ship or character interpretations, all of them are respected here. Every fic that comes from our activities will be promoted here.

Why it is named Clementine's Barn? Clementine is the name of Abe's goat in the fic How Far We've Come by the esteemed @jonriptide. It became an inside joke for us.

What sort of activities you have? Fests, mostly fests that will be announced soon.

How do I join this space? Here is the link to the discord server.

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Tiny indeed

Nothing can be more beautiful than this level of poetry 😍🔥😆

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Update

I've been a bit lazy lately. I have not abandoned the fics, I've just been bouncing about other things and rethinking stuff. I have been involved in Discord, moderating a new server, and I am currently in a masquerade fest.

Expect a new fic from me to be revealed by the end of the year, tho it may or may not be different style to what I usually write. It's all part of the deceit.

@lepoltergeist I know what you wrote.

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Noddy the house elf, or Clementine?

Clementine. 100%

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There, happy @unhinged-romione?

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I haven't pushe my ass to complete the next chapter of my Ron fic and @unhinged-romione is already putting these romione ideas in my head: - Ron/Luna in 5th year, Hermione losing her shit

mentorLockhart teaching Ron the secrets of getting girls to swoon after him

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Best ship is abe/clementine or Lucius/Chocobear?

Totally abe/clementine. Lucius/Chocobear is just meaningless, animalistic sex. Abe/Clementine is true love.