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imagine them in this professional kitchen screaming “OPEN CAN” at the trash can that isnt voice activated. there are tears in my eyes.
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somebody care to explain to me how dragging windows across my monitors can make the music stop loading
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"Firefox sucks" "firefox is clunky" "firefox doesn't work" with all due respect what the fuck are you talking about
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wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there ooooooOOOooooh down the stairs i was there i was there (i was there) sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it all too well wind in my hair i was there i was there down the stairs i was there i was there i was there sacred prayer i was there i was there it was rare you remember it ・゜゜・..・ all ゜゜・ ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ too ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ well ・゜゜・..・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
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7 DAYS OF DAN AND PHIL
calling all gif/edit makers and fan artist! it's summer and we're all phannies so im just going to assume like me, you have nothing else going on especially with this heat wave and blah blah blah long story short:
June 30 - July 6 I want to see your favorite dan and phil moments from pinof to super amazing project to the photobooth challenge or the hearttrob videos! (and june 30 will be phil's gay birthday!!)
moments that make you go 'aww' or 'oh my god WHAT' or 'wow that was gay'! anything you find cute or eyebrow raising that you just can't get out of your head even though it's been months or years and no one remembers it anymore but you!
this is also open to anyone so if you just want to post screenshots and wax poetics or make an elaborate edit/gif set or art about That moment please join in!!!
tag #manchesterau and/or #7dodnp and ill do my best to reblog it! see you there!
#phan#let's do it sounds fun!!!!#i think i'll try to make a few little picture edits#back on my dan and phil bullshit
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There's something so charming about a stack of PADDs in star trek because you know tablets didn't exist yet back then but they didn't want to use paper because it's not futuristic enough but they also want to show that they have a lot of paperwork to do thus the stack of PADDs which presumably was like a hybrid of stack of paper + floppy disks of the future. The retrofuterism of it all, I love it.
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allow yourself to be a beginner
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Daily Phordle 25 June 2025
Your daily Dan and Phil themed phordle puzzle for today is here
Reblog with your score!
Don't forget you can submit words via ask
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i've lived so many lives. had so many email addresses
#i've been at the same company for over a year but i've had three fucking email addresses#red's office adventures
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*meaning: how many do you as an individual own, not your household or family collectively. But I understand it can be hard to make distinctions; but if you CAN make a distinction, please do.
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Sorry but if you don't actually watch Dan and Phil in 2025 you have no right to be speaking on the rpf issue. We know more than you <3
#whomst is out here hating?#and why did you come into a freaky corner of tumblr and go 'ew freaks!'#like. put our rock back we didn't ask to see you either#back on my dan and phil bullshit#phan
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hey sorry can we just go back to the “no but seriously, imagine it” video. i’m still there, still processing that
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
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idk what is says about me or them that this was the first thing that came to my mind
#my dog had to get surgery yesterday#the vet told me on the phone she couldn't quite see what it was he ate#she said it looked 'rubbery...foamy...like something that soaked up liquid'#i didn't have the heart to tell her that i knew what it was#and that it was a used pad#sorry pupper
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Your posts are meant to be seen and touched by 8-12 targeted odd women
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