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How long have you and Phil Known each other?
Since birth! I have also seen him naked.
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I'll be honest, when I see someone complain about processed ingredients in something by saying "I can't even pronounce these ingredients!" my main thought is not 'oh no, that's so ultra-processed' but rather 'oh no, nobody taught you how to sound out long words in elementary school', which then makes it hard to take them and their point seriously.
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what normal word/sentence have dan and phil ruined for you? i’ll go first i can’t read “store in a cool, dry, place” without saying “what, like my bedroom?”
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Phil reposted this tweet!
26 June 2025 
#cat and bear reference on main?#cool. *walks into the fucking ocean*#back on my dan and phil bullshit#phan
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The four genders
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Daily Phordle 26 June 2025
Your daily Dan and Phil themed phordle puzzle for today is here
Reblog with your score!
Don't forget you can submit words via ask
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is it socially acceptable to text your therapist ahead of time and be like STRAP IN
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hello what is the lore behind the Niagara Falls/poncho color as some sort of indicator that they were on a couples boat tour thing???
basically when they went on the niagara falls boat tour someone said that the pink ponchos meant they went on specifically a couples tour (foghorn) that was billed as being romantic but also dan (once again) """accidentally""" used the gay couple emoji on twitter

the theory was the regular tours only had yellow or blue ponchos. in actuality it was just a regular tour with a different company as seen in the tatinof doc (x) still very cute moment though
but it was still fun to speculate about an office style elopement (shoutout hector for also seeing the vision)

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Joshua Raz (British, b. 1993)
The Dreamer, 2023
Oil on canvas
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really? in front of god and everyone?
#daddy issues/depression/big dick#<- prev friday night amirite#back on my dan and phil bullshit#phan
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they were in love here
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please stop living for the weekend!! doing things that make you happy everyday will make your life so so much better! visit your grandma on a thursday evening, drink your favorite tea while you study, go on a date with your s/o after work, watch that comedy show after school, wear your best parfum everyday!! it’s ok to have boundaries but please don’t get stuck in boring daily routines
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any excuse to show off her hair
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Phil pics that I refuse to be normal about (part 1)
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