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@cursingtoji this has been on my mind for too long ❤️ they're best friends 👫🏾

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watched a YUMMY edit of tengen and his wives GODDD i need them so bad, imagine going clubbing with them 🤤

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NEW TOKYO REVENGERS OFFICIAL ART!!!

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writing my berserk fic and i looked up the berserk lore accurate maps and THANK GOD miura didn't release any. he said he doesn't wish to tie this down to reality. me too king.

ik that this is loosely set in europe in the 15th - 16th century, but seeing the map superimposed on the irl world map made it feel real somehow and it gave me the ick 😭 like wdym they're all smelly europeans?? (no offense to all the beautiful clean europeans, i'm sure you're lovely)

my only saving grace is casca, it's just you and me in a sea of white people cutie

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which fave is getting that happy father's day text from you? :/ 🎤

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griffith this griffith that. sure he's a beautiful femboy whatever. imagine seeing guts irl, i'd pass out.

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keisuke is so the type to constantly message you something like this. he flat out ignores you most of the time in public but he keeps up with you and your life all the time. you'd be hanging at someone's party and he'd suddenly corner you and say I saw your man talking to a girl, if I were you I would kill him. he's always raising your suspicion about your man. you're in class one day and you get a message from an unknown number.

he laughed at some girls joke

who is this?

don't act dumb

you should knock the mario coins outta him

I'm not doing that, how did you get my number?

you don't want to mess up your nails?

i can do it

baji stop it, he's not even my boyfriend. we're just flirting, I don't own him

you could own me

?

I meant to say damn the weather's crazy today

that's not what you meant to say

windy as hell. I wouldn't be surprised if the wind picked up a pipe and somehow dropped it on his head

excuse me?

baji?

hello??

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I love when people post about their self ships often! It's like a look into who they are and how they love themselves. It's also super fun to read hehe

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is it just my fyp or are there little to no tokrev hc slideshows on tiktok

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The princess needs to bite someone really really hard and take a little nap

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it’s a new month !!!!!!! and i hope something wonderful happens in it for you !!!!!

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eavesdropper

toji x reader (inspired by this!)

genre : fluff, domestic cuteness

the two of you are settled in bed. you're deeply engrossed in the manhua you've been reading, while toji is sitting by you on his phone, scrolling through it and jabbing it with his pointer finger occasionally.

he calls your name.

"hmm?" you respond, still absorbed in the new chapter.

"baby," he repeats, causing you to glance up at him for a moment. he's wearing his glasses for once and he's holding his phone at arm's length from him. you go back to your manhua, knowing that it is probably going to be about some ridiculous whatsapp message someone forwarded, or some new internet trend he can't understand.

"yes, toj?"

"it's megumi's special day tomorrow. are we doing anything?"

this causes you to actually look up and balk at him. "fushiguro toji. our son's birthday is in winter. we're in the middle of summer right now," you say sternly.

"i know when our son's birthday is," he grumbles, turning to look at you, his green eyes narrowed, annoyed that you could think that he doesn't.

"i mean gay people pride month. it says here it starts tomorrow, and i thought you of all people would know about?" he sneers.

you almost choke on your own saliva at that. "it's... yeah, it is tomorrow, but i don't think we need to do anything for him!"

toji raises his eyebrows at that. "is it because you think he is not gay or is it because you think that being gay is nothing worth celebrating?"

you gasp. "old man, you will not make me sound bigoted in my own bed, in my own house! i don't think we should do anything pride related because megumi has never brought up his sexuality! the boy doesn't even like when we sing him happy birthday, you think he's going to want to wake up to us decorating the house with rainbow streamers?"

"well, what if he hasn't come out to us because we've never done anything for him on gay people pride month- "

"i just want to let you know that it's not gay people pride month, it's just pride month, genius."

"what if he's not proud?" ponders toji, finally dropping his phone and folding his arms together. the action makes his tits bounce and bunch up together, and before you know it, you're reaching for them and squeezing.

"you should take your shirt off, you know, for... ventilation."

"uh huh," he says dryly, and in one swift motion, he has both your wrists captured in one big hand of his. "will you focus now?"

"yes sir," you sigh.

"good girl. now, do you think him and the itadori kid have something going on?"

you side eye him at that. "someone's been nosey."

toji is a contractual worker, and on the days that he doesn't work, he either goes outside by the lake with his beer or sits inside on the couch with his beer. and eavesdrops on your kids, apparently.

"oh toj. you didn't grow up with a best friend, so i'm sure you're just confused. sure, megumi hangs out with him all the time... "

"and goes over to his place for sleepovers," he adds, leaning in.

"and watches his favourite movies just for him... " you suggest.

"and plans weekend activities with him," he says, with a sly look.

"and spent the day locked in his room when yuuji had to cancel because of basketball practice... " you mutter, casting your mind back to all these incidents. "oh my god."

toji's lips are pulled into a full smirk now.

"megumi is... definitely not straight. oh my god! how did i not notice?" you exclaim, sitting up straight. "it is so his month tomorrow!"

"that's what i've been saying, darling! the kid deserves a little treat, at least!"

you're still flabbergasted. you didn't think he was straight. you didn't think he wasn't straight. you just didn't think about it. you had always assumed that megumi would bring his partner home one day, but what if that's what he's been doing all along?

"a little treat? he's getting all his favourite food tomorrow!"

toji laughs and lets go of your wrists finally, cupping your hands in his and bringing them up to his chest and squeezing. the plush and bouncy muscles truly soothe your mind.

"there there," he says, as you sink into his embrace, his warm chest still trapped under his tank, "you've been busy."

"i am his mother," you grumble, kneading at his tits. you lay your head on his shoulder, his spiky black hair tickling your nose. he smells like his eucalyptus soap. you take a long, deep sniff of it, and get up.

you clamber out of bed, stuffing your feet into your slippers as the warmth of the bed and your husband slowly leave you.

"where ya goin, honey?"

"marinating the meat. then i'm cutting some vegetables so i don't waste time with prep tomorrow. and you. get up. i don't care if you cut the vegetables uneven, you're still- oh!"

toji has gotten up and picked you up bridal style. he's in his wifebeater, old old boxer shorts, both of which he usually shucks off before sleeping. his glasses sit wonkily on the bridge of his nose.

"at your service, mama," he says in a low voice, curling you up and dropping a kiss on your neck.

something curls in your stomach at the gesture and his voice, and your toes curl. you just don't have the time for that now.

"good boy," you say, squishing his cheek and giving it a smack. what a life. your sweet, sexy husband feeding you crucial details on your son's life, all while being strong enough to lift you like it's no sweat. "to the kitchen we go!"

he playfully bounces you a bit as he takes you to the kitchen, your cheek smushed against his chest. "so, do you wanna hear about what happened in tsumiki's dance group? those girls are operating like seasoned politicians."

"toji, you shouldn't!" you laugh, smacking his chest. "yes. yes, actually, you absolutely have to."

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I should get back into castlevania so I can talk and read and write about my beautiful husband adrian 🩷

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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oral fixation. you agree. reblog.