jort-king

[jort-king]

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

[jort-king]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[jort-king]

I was talking to a bunch of people and when I asked one girl for her name, everyone went really silent, then she whipped out her phone and explained how she’d sold it online for bitcoins, like an NFT.

[jort-king]

Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you

[jort-king]

I am currently in your tumblr feed

[jort-king]

the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.

[jort-king]

ocean vuong talking about how he/him pronouns make him feel and how his gender is... literally so fucking true shout out to that guy he gets it

[jort-king]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

[jort-king]

being in ur 20s is like what 2 songs am i listening to on repeat tonight

[jort-king]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[jort-king]

GIFTOBER 2022

DAY TWENTY-SIX: BAD WEATHER

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 15x08 "The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain" (2021)

[jort-king]

Did this for school assignment.

[jort-king]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[jort-king]

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

[jort-king]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[jort-king]

i need to know every language immediately

[jort-king]

Review: The Vanishing Half

Review: The Vanishing Half

By Brit Bennet Who’s it for? – People who like contemporary stories with a human focus The Vanishing Half left me wanting more, and I’m not sure if that’s good or not.  The execution is near-enough perfect. Brit Bennet picked up a difficult task in writing a family saga spanning three generations and half a continent, but she nailed it. At no point did I feel like the stories were dragging on…