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joseimukeaddict · 1 day
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I don’t know how this works so I’m just throwing the little guy out into the abyss hoping they reach their destination
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@rinpenrose1900
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joseimukeaddict · 2 days
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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word
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joseimukeaddict · 3 days
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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joseimukeaddict · 4 days
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MC, who is pissed off at Azul- you...you...you stupid CEPHALOPOD!
Azul- EXCUSE ME?
MC- go get eaten by a sperm whale, dumbass!
Azul- thats squid, you...you...dumb..HOMOSAPIEN!
MC: >:0
For some reason, referring to each other by biological terms is much more effective an insult than real insults.
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joseimukeaddict · 4 days
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reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark
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joseimukeaddict · 5 days
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Bro I was a major fem Jade wanter bro I wanted her so bad 😭😭😭
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Yall had no idea how much I drew her I WAS IN LOVEEE LIKE YALL HAD NO IDEA
But not the ACTUAL Jade though EW.... EWWWW !!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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joseimukeaddict · 5 days
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Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Here’s proof of what I mean:
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THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!
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joseimukeaddict · 7 days
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reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
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joseimukeaddict · 8 days
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EnStars music got released globally just recently and I know EXACTLY what my Spotify Wrapped is going to look like this year 😭
In April, your #1 song was “PARANOIA STREET” 😭😭😭
Top ten gonna at least be half EnStars songs, I know for a fact Honeycomb Summer is gonna make it 🤧 whenever I listen to it I can only see the Expert beat map 🫠
Geh, I need to go figure out what the JP names for EnStars songs I know to add them to my rotation I’m sorry for only being an EngStars player 😭
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joseimukeaddict · 8 days
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Swimsuit Tamarack
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joseimukeaddict · 8 days
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I Got a New Number and Impersonated the FBI to Scare Off the Call
What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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joseimukeaddict · 8 days
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Leona mentions that scars are seen as a sign of bravery in the Sunset Savanna... so I assume that a lot of people probably find them sexy. I'm not sure if Yuu walks the red carpet with the boys in Tapis Rogue but like... can you imagine a Yuu with a really noticeable facial scar they didn't use makeup to cover up and everyone in the Savanna just going wild on magicam as soon as those pictures drop. Yuu checks their phone to see that they're trending because one very specific group of people is down bad horrendous and it broke containment.
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joseimukeaddict · 8 days
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Why do I always get different stress symptoms when during some form of academic crunch?
At least I’m no longer developing fevers but I would like to not have to take a leak every hour.
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joseimukeaddict · 10 days
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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)
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joseimukeaddict · 10 days
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a3 translators are holding the en fandom together themselves and i think we should all remember to say thank you and appreciate the work they do. you are all so cool 🫵💕
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joseimukeaddict · 10 days
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Asexual headcanons are not the same as infantalizing characters and I really wish people would stop conflating the two. There's a difference between "this character knows what sex is and is asexual because they're just not interested" and "this character is an innocent uwu bean who doesn't even know what sex is" and I'm so tired of people assuming that the latter is what you're saying when you headcanon a character as an abstinent or sex-repulsed asexual.
Over the years I have seen so many posts saying it's bad to headcanon a certain character as ace because they're neurodivergent and it's infantalizing, and as a neurodivergent ace person, I'm sick of it! Nuance exists! A character being ace does not mean they're a precious, innocent baby. Literally all it means is that they're not interested in sex. And yeah, obviously ace and aspec people come in all different flavors and plenty of them do have sex, but we should not have to justify our ace headcanons with "oh but they're the kind of ace that has sex" for them to be a valid adult character.
Do you know how hurtful it is, as an adult ace person with no interest in ever having sex, to be told that headcanoning a character I identify with as being similar to me is infantalizing them? Even now, when most of the big exclusionist talk is behind us, I see these kinds of takes - often from fellow queer people - and it just really hurts. Just like ace people are not stealing resources from other queer people, ace headcanons are not doing anything to hurt your own personal headcanons for a character. Maybe leave the marginalized group enjoying projecting onto characters they relate to alone and just enjoy your own headcanons!!
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joseimukeaddict · 11 days
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Forgot to post about this yesterday
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But honestly MOOD
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