joshalba
Josh Alba
I am not related to Jessica Alba.
I post pictures from Instagram like everyone else.
Also I do stand up comedy so check that shit out too!
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#LongIslandCity #Queens #NYC Come check me out and other awesome comics on the I Love You Show! Hosted by the beautiful @NotPatReilly. January 24th at The Creek & The Cave. 8pm! <3 <3 <3 #Comedy #Hearts #Love
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"How To Make Hot Dogs" by Josh Alba
"How To Make Hot Dogs" by Josh Alba
Ingredients:
4 Frozen Hot Dogs
5 Slices of bread
2 Slices of Kraft Singles of American cheese.
Ketchup
Microwave
Netflix account
Place 4 hot dogs on a plate (preferably not metal).
Place plate full of hot dogs in microwave (why it's preferably not metal).
Set it for 2 minutes on HIGH setting.
Place hot dogs in it's own slice of bread with a half slice of Kraft Singles american cheese.
Mop the hot dog juice with the 5th slice and add ketchup on top.
Bring hot dogs to room, log on to Netflix, and enjoy hot dogs with Sons of Anarchy
Feel it in your face.
Pass out.
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Okay. Just touched my Tumblr account.
I added a thing that shows my Google Calendar just now. You can see what shows I'm doing there.
I'm still learning how to use this. I changed the theme, put a cool picture of me at Wrestlemania 28 in Miami and added my Instagram. Why not? Get ready to see a lot of food. I'm excited.
Now I'm off to go eat a knish I left in the microwave last night.
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