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@EmilyOsment: #45Minutes Osmenators! It's almost here! @JoshRamsay and I are ready, are you?

@JoshRamsay #excitedasfuck Can't even wait.

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Isn't it, though? I thought maybe it would catch on, but I'm starting to doubt my idea.

That’s a funny name.

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New word. Just thought of it. Can't be offensive with that, eh?

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Happy late Christnukkahwanza. Hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

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  sorry for all of the ooc posts... Urgh. But right now I have a visitor over and I'm so freaking bored but I can't come on:( so I might be lurking for awhile!!! Hi for now, guys:)

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So I'm sort of here now, but I'm sort of still just lurking a bit...

Anyway, if anyone wants to message me with plots or something of the sort, feel free!

AND MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS, LOVELIES!

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Yo! So, I got you for our secret Santa and know you're really into Gibson guitars, so I got you this! Hope you enjoy it, man! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas,

Justin

Dude, this is so awesome! I can't wait to use it! You've definitely just gained some more respect from me, Biebs. Thanks! Merry Christmas!

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That's the point.. you blend in too much. Those ones are always the ones who are nuts! My hair is perfectly fine, thank you. Actually, I've been considering going pink, what do you think? Oh please, I didn't believe that for a second. I didn't even know sensitive was a word you knew the definition of! Damn straight it will be--And it'll be great to get people hyped again. Now I can't wait to get started. I'm thinking it should be something fun. Nothing too slow or too crazy or anything. Just fun. You're very welcome, darling; everyone loves a confidence booster here and there. Hm, maybe not. But who knows? Maybe it'll be a Christmas miracle.

How is it the hair? It’s just typical blonde hair with extensions. If anything, your hair is the one that screams crazy! It’s not nice to joke with someone who’s so sensitive. Ha. Right. I’m not sensitive. I’m just fucking with you. Yay! I’m excited now! This is going to be the best fucking single ever! Awe. Well thank you. I like it when people tell me I’m prettier than a toad. That means soooo much to me. I don’t think I can grow anymore Joshy..

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Exactly. It'll only prove to make you miserable in the end, so it's good to hear that you're thinking positively! Mmmm, okay. That makes sense. Must take a lot of work to be an angel, then; modeling sounds too complicated, if you ask me. Er, I have no clue. It just seemed like something that would be in a movie.. No idea.

Well if that happens, can't you just become a modelling coach?... If those even exist. Music videos are the best. So if all else fails, there ya' go. Oh I know for a fact she does. But it's a love hate relationship. Ew! I mean--Aw? I've never.. seen a hairless cat. They're just so... wrinkly.

Well there we go! BPJR is what it is! It sounds wonderful! Yeah, I’ve just decided that the more that I let it bother me, the worse I’m going to make things on myself, so it’s better just to not let it get too me too bad. I guess it’s not really the better you are as much as it is the more that you do and the more experience you pick up. What movie would that be?

I don’t know if I can work with just being a model for the rest of my life though, I mean, what if I go through some mid life crisis and gain a bunch of weight, then my career is down the drain! That’s alright, maybe I’ll just go back to being in music videos. Your dog probably hates you right now. Actually, Smeagol and Gollum are my sphinx cats! I have to make them sweaters and shit, because, you know, with no hair, you freeze!

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Oh, so you're a model, too? Well aren't you just full of surprises. Ha, what's gonna happen one day when they don't chase? You'll be pretty damn bored.

Because I do have a great ass. I hear it enough, being a model. Eh, I wouldn’t say it. I don’t chase them, I make them chase me.

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Of course, of course. Something about you just screams crazy--I think it's the hair... No hitting! I'm just an innocent bystander stating my innocent opinion. Even if it is a joke. It's just really fucking funny to watch you get hyped up about it! Damn, girl, that's an awesome favor. I'd love to. I'm in. Eh, okay, you got me there. You're definitely much prettier than any toads I've ever seen! Make sure to eat your fruits and veggies, and you'll grow more!

My crazy side always shows Joshy. You know this. Just a little? I should slap the fuck out of you! I made that show! Well, Miley and I together did. It’s a good favor if you like making music, otherwise I guess you could call it a bad favor. All I was going to do was ask you to make a single with me so that I can get my fans back into the loop and interested. I can live with the midget, but the toad was a bit harsh. I don’t have warts! See! You’re a whole foot taller than me! It’s not fair!

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And how do you know I was talking about yours? Ha! That was possibly the smoothest, yet dumbest line I have ever heard!

Haha, no. It cheesy. Yeah I have a great ass. Nah I would say, “Damn, yo ass is fine.”

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@JoshRamsay: @EmilyOsment, says you, lady! #EpicBaby on the way, folks. You won't be disappointed.

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What, is cute not a part of your vocabulary? It's a very decent word. You should use it more often. Like, "Dude, your ass is so fucking cute."

Valid point, and quite cute…….. Oh God, wtf, that sounded gross. I’m not one to say that shit.