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Ozzy & Drix (2012) Season 3 poster (2015)

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Look what I'm watching?

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Who’s the Teenage Cell

In the darkest night, huh

I make the bad guys fall, huh

There's a million heroes

But I'm the best of them all, yeah

Who has the coolest gadgets? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who has the tricked out ride? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who does the sickest backflips? (Osmosis Jones!)

Nananananana Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Dada dada dada dada Osmosis Jones, yeah!

You think I'm just an average teen? (Thanks)

You haven't seen my nucleus, huh

Ladies, it's okay if you stare (Why?)

'Cause I'm a billionaire

And this is me playing guitar also

I get the last laugh

I get the final grin

Throw you into the asylum with Scarlet Fever

Turn Two-Face, to black-and-blue face

I 100% am not a typical teenager, yeah

Who is the angstist teenage boy? (Osmosis Jones!)

With the walls of steel? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who could choke hold a serial killer? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who never skips leg-day? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who always pays their taxes (NOT Osmosis Jones!)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Osmosis Jones

Jones, Jones, Jones, I'm Osmosis Jones

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!

Dada dada dada dada Osmosis Jones!

Who has the coolest gadgets? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who has the tricked out ride? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who does the sickest backflips? (Osmosis Jones!)

Nananananana Osmosis Jones, nananananana

Who is the angstist teenage boy? (Osmosis Jones!)

With the wall of steel? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who could choke hold a serial killer? (Osmosis Jones!)

Nananananana, nananananana

Who never skips leg-day? (Osmosis Jones!)

Who always pays their taxes (NOT Osmosis Jones!)

Nananananana, nananananana, yeah

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Punk Rock 101

Preformed by: Chris Rock and Phil LaMarr

Phil: She works at hot topic

His heart microscopic

She thinks that its love but to him its sex

Chris: He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero

His bank account's zero

What comes next?

Same song different chorus

Both: It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us from punk rock 101

My Dickies your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101

Chris: She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore

He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop

Phil: She left him for staring at girls and not caring

When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up

Same song second chorus

Both: It's stupid, contagious

To be broke and famous

Can someone please save us from punk rock 101

My Dickies your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new vans

Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101

Phil: Don't forget to delay...on the very last word

Seven years later he works as a waiter

Chris: She married a trucker and he's never there

The story never changes, just the names and faces

Phil: Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer

Did you just say that?

I just said

Both: It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus)

To be broke and famous (same song different chorus)

Can someone please save us from punk rock 101

My Dickies your sweatbands

My spiked hair, your new Vans

Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

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One Way Or Another

Preformed by: Miley Cyrus

Miley: One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya

One day, maybe next week

I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya

I will drive past your house

And if the lights are all down

I'll see who's around

One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya, I'll get ya, I'll get ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya

One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya

I'll meet ya, ah

And if the lights are all out

I'll follow your bus downtown

See who's hanging out

One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip

A slip of the hip or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm wanna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya

One way, or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall

Where I can see it all, find out who you call

Lead you to the supermarket checkout

Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another, I'm wanna get ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya (where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

One way, or another

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Don't Be Mad

Preformed by: Chris Rock and Brandy

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit

Both: But it ain't time yet

Brandy: Why do you still put a rush on me when I already told how it's gonna be? First of all, you gotta open my mind before I let you send chills down my spine.

Chris: So baby, don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it.

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Yeah, I know you think we're ready to be more than friends you want into my see. And even though I get the urge, I gotta make sure because I don't want to her. So baby, don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Both: But it ain't time yet

Chris: Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Chris: Don't be upset, no. Don't be mad

Brandy: Cuz I won't let you hit it

Both: But it ain't time yet. But it ain't time yet. But it ain't time yet. It ain't time yet.

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Hey, Tumblr! Look what I'm watching.

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The CW Premieres New Animted Drama Terror Ozzy & Drix

Wednesday, September 14, 2012

Recently, The CW released a new series called Ozzy & Drix, and if you've never seen it, it is a dark-toned, nightmarish young adult-oriented reboot to the popular Kids' WB show of the same name. Here is everything you need to know about the new comedy-horror animation from The CW.

The Plot

So as the series's crossover premiere explains, Ozzy & Drix takes place a year after the events of one of last year's most popular movies, with a now 17-year-old Ozzy (voice of Tyler James Williams) and Drix (voice of Brandon Butler) having to face a scarlet fever bacterium before their high school's prom ceremony with the help of Maria Amino (voice of Selena Gomez), Leah Estrogen (voice of Keke Plamer), Cilia Tyson (voice Imani Hakim), Drixeen (voice of Emily Osment), Conscious Santorini (voice of Zendaya), and Maximus (voice of Alex Etel). Meanwhile, Hector Cruz (voice of Miles Heizer), who is now at age 14, also has a school dance coming up, until he learns that his family's apartment home is invaded by the iconic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (guest appearances by Jason Biggs, Rob Paulsen, Sean Astin, and Greg Cipes), who planned on eating the entirety of a pizza that his mom (voice of Jennifer Lopez) made for him to eat at dinner.

The Music

The music in this show is NOSTALGIC! It's caded to Disney Channel and Nickelodeon with its catchy bubblegum pop/pop rock soundtrack. I honestly love how they used songs like Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" and Rihanna's "Don't Stop The Music." So much mid-2000s nostalgia.

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The Cheetah Girls - So Bring It On (From "Ozzy & Drix")

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Osmosis Jones anesthetic

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Did you know?

2013 was considered the "Year of Osmosis Jones" as its 2012 spin-off series Ozzy & Drix (as well as the franchise as a whole) was the most popular TV series on The CW, ultimately airing a TV movie sequel to the 2011 film called Out of the Body Experience, which featured cast member Miley Cyrus in the lead role, a load of specials, and a second season.