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Dante seeing this child ( who he secretly and won't admit he adopted) reaction to another demon trying to grab them

This of for knak au with that angel thing

I did this with the base Knak rather then the half angel au because I was high and forgot.

Content warning mentions of Canon style violence, mentions of reader dying but it already happened and reader got better (spoiler Dante did not), blood

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Dante was against bringing you on any jobs. Not after last time. He couldn't handle another last time, of holding you in his arms as you coughed up blood apologizing for getting him dirty. Like that's what he cared about in the moment... You came back, same as before but missing parts back. Like a full respawn; but emotionally neither of you had been okay.

He buried you, you dug out of your own grave, and by any God who would try, he's not letting it happen again. So, no more missions.

Until he isn't given a choice. Everyone was out. No one to watch you, but people were dying and they couldn't come back. So he left...with you.

"Alright kid I knew this day was coming, I can't keep you of the field forever just not plausible given your situation. But there are some new rules. 1) Stay in sight at all times. 2) If it looks like it could be trapped don't touch it. And final 3) If you're being attack run and scream... if that doesn't work *hide*. You got it?"

You nod and follow after him, trying to ignore the giddiness you feel about being on a job again. You were great as bait! So you died once you got better! **You don't think of the darkness and how your fingers bled as you clawed your way out of the grave.**

But you were ready this time, Vergil had even given you a dagger! You weren't looking for a fight but this time you'd be able to save yourself a little. Well that was the plan. But here you were tucked into Dante's leg as those stupid scissor demons floated around laughing. Making attempts to grab you only to be shot by Dante.

The hunter expected you to be scared but when he looked down at you you looked... bored. "I'm sorry short stack these idiots bothering you?" He ask3d with a laugh.

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Can't help but think of this anime called Friren and think of self aware LoZ and seeing how clumsy MC is almost all the time because they enjoy adventures and yet enjoys slow pace of things

I really need to get around to watch Friren tbh. But I have a back log of shows so long I don't know how long it will take for me to get to it. OTL

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Is it okay if you could reblog first god au on the legend of Zelda please?

Like you want me to reblog my own work? Or do you want permission to reblog bc reblogs are welcome. The series should be tagged too

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I like the half angle thing for knak au in DMC

Like between four and five events, imagine Dante being a dad figure for this scared and helpless half angle child ( to demons this is a baby )

Kinda like this scene from gardiens of the galaxy, he became dad to this child

I haven't watched guardians of the Galaxy. I've been kinda super hero movies out. Last marvel movie I watched that's part of the mcu was age of ultron.

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Dante doesn't care *what* you are; you are *his* kid. The only thing that bugs him about you being part angel does is make it hard for him to be sure you're developing okay or understand some of your instinctual needs. But he's been looking into it. Did you know it was hard to find info on angels?

He admittedly did have a moment of 'are you fucking for real' when your heritage was revealed. Not because anything with you but because of course angels were real that was just a thing now. Luckily any angels seemed to not care about you existing and only the demons seemed to track you down. Though now he kind of understood why.

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Some info on the main dmc knak au bc I wanna share. So bonus content

-Reader is human but a cursed being. The curse is being unable to die or rather stay dead. Everytime they die their body completely regenerates and because of this reader *did* have to crawl out of a grave once when Dante and the others buried them the first time they died.

- This does not mean reader and everyone just assumes they'll come back. None of you know if there is a limit to revives or if the curse randomly breaks. It's terrifying to die but it's harder to handle when you don't know if it's actually permanent or not. So many complex emotions for everyone.

-Demons are attracted to reader because their soul is different, add the marinade of cursed blood onto it and reader is basically demon nip. (As mentioned but not explained b4)

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Here some angst with a twist

For knak in DMC how would they see mc, but in a time line where their sister is dead the same time as their mother and mc looks similar to their sister

The angst is too strong for the Sparda brothers

Please stick to one AU at a time. If we start mixing them I'll start loosing track. So no Sparda!sister reader with Knak aus even as a background / plot point.

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I wanna ask something about your KNAK AU for TWST - but I wanna check first would it be cool if I asked about the event characters? (Specifically the Halloween guys - Rollo, Fellow, Gidel etc.)

Also, do you keep up with the JP or EN servers? I don't wanna accidentally send any unwanted spoilers lol (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

I am mostly kept up by the EN servers and I spoiled myself some for Malleus bc I couldn't wait. I could probably wrote Rollo maybe Skully but the other event people I'm not confident in.

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Can I get some Twist and DMC knak requests?

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Thinking about the dmc knak au again. Specifically how Dante shows his affection and comforts reader.

Dante doesn't believe himself to be father material. On paper, it seems fun, and then you look between the lines. The responsibility scares him. He can be responsible he knows he can. It's just daunting. That doesn't stop him from in actions being a good dad...or father figure since the custody battle was ongoing.

He doesn't push boundaries in a way that is noticeable. He helps you open up rather than force you to open up to him. He's gentle, his words playful and warm. It makes it hard to keep secrets of things bothering you. From big to small, he wants to hear it all.

On missions you end up on, he does his best to make you laugh. He seems more on edge but he's worried about protecting you. Dante does hide it well from you. Those jokes and the bravado aren't just his mask to the world but to himself as well.

He won't carry you to bed if you fall asleep somewhere he deems comfortable enough. Lazy boys, sofas, even that one spot in the window you've slept on them all. But he does bring you a blanket and a pillow and kiss your forehead softly. As someone who sleeps in an office chair half the time he can't really judge your sleep choices. Unless you're sick or injured, then he takes you to bed.

Dante tries to cook for you, so far he's only successfully managed French toast. But he will get better for you. Pizza is still a main dinner staple in the rotation.

He tries for you, he may not always be a perfect dad to you but he wants it. He wants to be the one you call dad or some form of it. He's selfish because he knows you could find a better father figure but he refuses to not fight for you.

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I like to think the two dads give him two photos that they like from bat!daughter

One is her hunching at the open fridge like a raccoon wearing a bat onesies as a over stressed college student eating mango in one hand and a mountain dew in the other

The other photo is her as a child with bloody nose and a boxing trophy with the biggest smug grin there is

Content warning Female reader

Bruce actually appreciates the photos a lot. While yes he has stalked your social media and your adoptive fathers' being given physical copies were a kindness he didn't expect.

The photo contents didn't worry him, perhaps the bloody nose should have a tiny bit but rather seeing the trophy and how happy you were made him proud.

If he didn't have pictures of his children in his manner in a similar state at 3 am he would have asked if you needed therapy, not due to you being crazy; but you clearly are over worked. Still its not his place until you accept him.

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Did my Pokemon ask been yeet to the void?

If so I'll reask it again, you can take your time if you like, i will not be mad if you forget or don't want to do the request

For the isekai think for Pokemon I just wanted to know how would both scientists/professors Sada and Turo reactions when the see reader in the crater all scared and confused and don't speak their language at all yet it's closed to ancient language

Your ask did get yeeted into the void I'm sorry for that.

Sadly I don't know what to do with this ask. I sat on it since yesterday trying to come up with something and apparently I struggle with the idea or execution rather of language barriers so I'm going to have to deny this one. I'm so sorry.

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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I'm experiencing baby blues and wanna to know how would the Sparda men be when seeing Nero Twing experiencing brooding for the first time and don't know what to do then just taking care of children

Content warning fem reader, mentions of children

Vergil, for all his awkwardness about being a dad, knew this day would come. When his experiences in hell would have some worth for his children aside from the fighting skills he'd picked up.

He sets an afternoon aside and makes you sit through an equally part awkward and fascinating demonic version of the birds and the bees. No, you can not get out of this. No, you can not unlearn some things once heard. Most importantly, that curiosity of how your father learned all this will never go answered.

The talk ends with more questions then you started with but also an understanding that you aren't weird for just randomly brooding.

It was Vergil who suggests help Kyrie with the kids to help soothe the urges and it worked.

Dante ignored it. It was a normal thing. Hell, he went through a brooding phase once when he had to look after Patty. Prolonged child care was good at triggering that instinct. So he just was treating you like normal.

Though if the phase goes on too long, Dante is going to sit you down and give you the no kids under my roof talk. Dante thinks kids are cute, but his home is not the place for them aside from jobs. Besides, you're too young for kids!

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Wait, I got an idea since Bruce can be paranoid

What if his daughter is adopted by two dads one is an former military and the other a former convict now reform chef, and despite all his thoughts turns out she lived in a very healthy household as proof as she dose work as a nurse

Content warning: fem reader, stereotypes used/assumed, mentions of ptsd

Bruce wanted all the information before he approached you. Every in and out of your life. So color him worried when he saw who adopted you. He didn't have an issue with the military man, aside the worries of possible mistreatment from ptsd episodes. But he had no proof that military man had that...yet.

It was the convict that truly brought up red flags. He knows people are capable of growing and learning from their mistakes. So this man could have turned his life around completely. But what of enemies he made in the past? This one got a deep dive further then the other father figure.

All he comes up with from everything is that you and your family were fine. The ex-convict had turned his life around and the military one treated you well. Both men did, making Bruce happy to see his daughter was so loved.

Still he plans on approaching hoping your fathers will allow him to be in your life on top of yourself. He wasn't intimidated he was the Batman. Still things about family always did leave him off kilter.

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Imagine Bruce daughter invited him an the fam to see her Hawaiian hula competition in the big island where she lives

Fun fact the hula competition is the biggest competition in Hawaii as you need a full year advance to get good seats tickets lasted for three or four weeks

I don't know much about the tradition of Hula or the Hawaiian people so I try not say anything focusing on it. I know it's sacred and that the dances I've seen are beautiful. I vaguely remember it being part of story telling but I can't remember if that's true or teachers butchering things because the American public school suck.

But here are some basic hcs about it because this is such a sweet idea.

Bruce and the entire family are ecstatic to have been invited and of course all of them want to go (especially Cass) but they can't all abandon ship to go as they have a duty to the city.

Bruce is a set on the list of people going, Damian having wanted to meet his older sister for a long time now and a sword of which to threaten the others is also a set visitor.

They agree on a group of four meaning there are 2 more who can go. Dick seeing this as you reaching out to them long term is willing to step aside this time. The rest decide to solve the problem via competition.

The manor knows no peace in this time.

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What about Damien reaction when he realized he has a older sister from that previous ask?

Content warning: fem reader, being gossiped about

Damian knew it was a bad idea for his father to willingly give up his DNA for something as trivial as a PR stunt. You weren't the problem, he was still the only blood *son* still. He was curious about you his elder sister. But someone better stop the gossip hounds before they get stabbed.

The resolve to not get violent was broken when one of the more daring class mates asked him, "What's it like finding out your daddy is a man whore live on tv?" This would not normally gotten to Damian, but the way they said it like he should be ashamed of his father.... he was suspended for three days.

Three days to help father gather information on this mystery sister and should things check out bring her home. A boon really. Though his father did ground him, Damian was still surprised when he was left behind when it was time to bring you home. He didn't understand the 'if she wants' when who wouldn't want to be a Wayne.

When Brice comes home alone he is both shocked you didn't come with, but minorly impressed. As a child he still doesn't understand truly why you were fighting it. Still like his father he would respect it and wait for you to reach out to them.

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Mind if I request for a batfam thing?

Like what would the fam ( Bruce and Damien ) when they learn by DNA company who dose ancestry that turns out Bruce has an older daughter ( like early twenties like Dick ) but the thing is his daughter is adopted by a family of Samoans and Mexicans and she didn't want to know Bruce at all

Just ants family medical history and that's it but doesn't mind having some contact

Since you didn't specify yandere or not I'm doing non-yandere.

Content warning: Female reader

It had been a public stunt for the Brucie Wayne persona. It was one he didn't like since he tried (and failed) to keep his DNA from being shared in case it'd somehow unmask Batman. But it was do this or risk his persona being outed.

When he saw the results live on stage he'd been shocked. The room erupted in loud voices but Bruce could only hear his own thoughts. How...when? Then he remembered where he was. Instantly the act was back on and he was joking about the surprise. When asked if he was going to approach you he could only say yes but in private for her.

Tracking you down had been ridiculously easy, but maybe he'd just gotten too accustomed to tracking criminals. Which you thankfully were not. No from what he could gather with his online digging were just a normal woman living her best life despite being his family. It had become a secret paranoia that something about being a Wayne was bad luck. But this soothed that.

If it hadn't have been for the fact he said he'd reach our Bruce wouldn't have. He'd continue letting you live your life as is. You *seemed* happy enough.

When your Abuela called you down from your room in the family house so early in the morning you had been surprised. Working a late shift the night before usually meant your family let you sleep in. But seeing Bruce Wayne on the sofa looking nervous you understood.

You'd gotten the email about a new family bond the day before, scarcely believing what it said. You'd heard the Wayne gossip, but it being *you* had never even floated past your mind. Why would it? Yes you were adopted but what were the odds?

Still here he was and you got defensive, "So what do you want?"

"To meet you..." Bruce spoke calmly though you could tell he was uncomfortable and you were jumping to conclusions.

"Well you've met me you can go."

"Wait... look I understand you probably want nothing to do with me. I failed at being there for you. I won't force a relation ship but if you want one the door is open." That was a lie Bruce didn't want you in his life, it was too dangerous for you. But a small part of him,a small traitorous part wanted you around.

"Nena!" Your Abuela scolded you, "I did not raise you to be so rude!"

You huffed but gave in, "Yes Abuela..."

Bruce cleared his throat, "Yes well I mean it I don't want anything you aren't comfortable with. But I would like to offer financial support. I owe a lot of child support." He tried to joke.

"You realize giving me money won't make me like you? Or owe you my time or life?" You wanted to refuse the money but this could really help your family out.

"I do realize that and I respect it."

"Then fine, you can send the money. Only enough for back child support." You were at war with yourself because it was hard saying no to more money but you didn't want to be greedy.

"No. I give all my kids an allowance and I'd like to include you in that on top of it. I'll still give the lump sum for back support." The tone he used left no room for argument.

From there it was bank details being exchanged and being given his number, for if you ever wanted to get in contact or needed help. For your family this likely felt like a boon, but Bruce knew if who you were ever got out you'd be a key choice in kidnapping attempts.

So he'd have to sneak back and set up security. You may not have been his kid by your choice but you were still his kid and an innocent so he had to ensure your safety as best he could from a distance.