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FRANCO: ive been building up Kyoto’s trust with high-fives for five days now. today i’m gonna hit her with a too-slow. welcome to the real world.

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KYOTO: if i were a gardener, i’d put our tulips together

DUQUESA: aw, babe!

FORGIVE-ME-NOT: if i were a gardener you’d be my hoe

FRANCO: thanks.

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KYOTO: whenever i’m about to do something i ask myself “would forgive-me-not do that?” and if he would then i don’t do it

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KYOTO: you say you’re from new jersey... but how can i know if it’s the truth

FORGIVE-ME-NOT: why would someone who’s not from new jersey lie about being from there??

KYOTO: ...alright

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DUQUESA: i keep tripping over my own feet :(

FRANCO: try taking off the six-inch heels

DUQUESA: but the aesthetic...