he/it/neos 🌀 18 as of 2023 🌀 started off as a michael distortion fanblog but now it’s a general sideblog about my attraction as an angled aroace 🌀 we post cringe here sir
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Kerrang! Magazine, 21/10/2017
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[guy who is aromantic voice] sexual attraction just makes more sense than romantic attraction. like ok, you want to fuck someone. this is quantifiable. it is quite easy to grasp what "i want to fuck someone" looks like, even if you have no idea what it feels like. romantic attraction, though? this is a nebulous construct which seems to largely be "glorified friendship with sex" in the popular imagination. what even is the difference between friendship and romance? the line between friendship and sexual attraction, though both can coexist, is that when there's sexual attraction present, you want to fuck someone. the line between friendship and romantic attraction, so far as i can perceive it within a heteronormative, amatonormative framework, is that it is... friendship where you want to fuck someone. what?
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Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite
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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex
#you jest but that is exactly what I love to write#they both want to do freak shit so bad but they assume the other will feel threatened by any expression of that desire#so then they end up accidentally-on-purpose getting into awkwardly intimate situations to gauge the other's reaction#and also for pervert reasons as well. basically I am giving them a taste of my ocd
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I'm tired of only ever seeing the waists of skinny people described as grabable!!!!! Grab that fat boy by his waist!!! They're called love handles for a goddamn reason!!!
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saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it
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#oh whoops I didn't search the blog thoroughly enough before requesting#alas I am too late to cast my vote
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the realest pipeline on earth is nerd with a suppressed hedonistic streak to transgender furry kinkster
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robot vampire. they look like a regular vampire but if they drink from you, you become a robot too
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Alterous self-ship flag!
Coined by me. Requested by @kiruliom, Tagging: @fictoflags, @dreaming-of-mogai
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she really do got a lotta legs. kinda like a centipede.
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Oh sweet computer love
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