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Hello! I’m practicing my style and building my portfolio with FREE commissions. They’re open from today to the 31st, so if you’re interested please privately message me!!!

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Yesterday's D&D Session Without Context:

The Party Be Like:

Khoratari showing the Party the page she ripped out:

Fiamma and Prickle be like:

The Party Be Like:

Runa at the Siren on the Rocks Tavern:

Khoratari at the Tavern like:

Marco at the Tavern like:

Steel seeing all his party members getting drunk like:

The Party Reading the Bulletin Board:

Mia Sending to Marco Like:

Marco at the Animal Farm:

Runa at the Animal Farm:

Mia Introducing Abraham and Del'acey:

Khoratari after speaking with Frou-Frou:

The Party Leaving Shimmerstone City:

Meeting Calli like:

The Split Path Be like:

Traversing the Cave like:

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Wednesday's D&D Session Without Context: The Party running away from Frippapops:

Areto supporting A'zen's idea to not engage in combat:

The Cathedral be like:

Floria in the Cathedral:

The Sargent Stealing the Artifact:

The Baron's Keep be Like:

The Baron at his hearing be like:

Floria Subtle Casting:

The Sargent with her Guards:

The Party with the Sargent:

Combat be Like:

The Guards on our Side be like:

A'zen willingly going into the Darkness:

Kurrent be like:

The Party agreeing to assist the Baron:

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ah haha I haven't drawn in months.

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Yesterday's D&D Without Context!

Eckriss be like:

Marco be like:

Runa be like:

Eckriss be like:

The Skeletons seeing Runa:

The Party be Like:

Runa to the Barrel:

Steel to Eckriss:

The Woman be like:

The Party to the bedroom:

The Party to the Dining Room:

The Party realizing staying in the Shrine is probably the best course of action, actually:

Khoratari ripping the page out of the book of Prophecies:

The Party to Khoratari be like:

Finding the Old Druid Circle:

Khoratari asking Marco about Edgar:

Mia making a Teleportation Circle like:

Runa's Request to the Villagers:

Leaving Garland Village be like:

Shimmerstone City be like:

Shopping be like:

Steel's Fortune be like:

Marco's Fortune be like:

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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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do you know the order of the planets?

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Roseate Spoonbill 🩷🦢🌺

Please credit if you use my gifs!

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Pranked wunk

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I have been having a blast at Gen Con this week!

I was very excited today though because I got to meet my favorite YouTuber, Ginny Di!

Also, I thought it was funny that my boyfriend accidentally ended up in the background of this picture!

I also bought a nice big Slowpoke plush that I don’t have room for! 🤣

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Chat gpt you will never be her