#klow

[jrueships]

Kyle lowry and his lil raptor resting arms... You'll change your name, or change your mind

And leave this fucked up place behind

… But I'll know, I'll know

I'll know, I'll know

I'll know, I'll know

I'll know, I'll know .

[fawcettfotos]

so , #TopNine is available for Android @tashawniee .. and you don't have to pay for it haha. *not that* I paid 3.99 with an old Iphone that I restored from retirement and created a new apple ID because I haven't got back my other iphone... 🤣🤣🤣🤣... then instead of putting more work in setting up my email, I airdropped the photo to another apple user who sent it via whatsapp thanks @acs_raptorz But TOP NINE HERE WEEE GO! 2021. 5000 likes. 2022. 9000! (If you were interested). Top nine like last year included family (of course)!, Leafs playoffs and #Klow returning to Toronto ( The only Raps game I went to last Season), one spiffy dressed up night 😉😏🤫 #ifykyk, the beard before the smoke and mirrors trim @j.pieke lmaoooo!, the 360 camera Christmas theme video during the Cavalcade of Lights on Queen Street, hockey game with @annaaaaav woop woop WINN IN OT with who was it ... the Texas stars? 🤣🤣🤣... to another Leafs game with @summapunch "Put it to the net" 🤣🤣🤣🤣... another win! to the last square which was disagreed with one TopNine Generated results of Leafs playoffs to actually.. ( And I think More Accurate) my #TikTok video discussing that I was the selected purchaser of #MapleLeafSeasonTickets for the 2022-2023 season, all because of @razzallofficial #LeafsSeasonTicketHolder22-23... LET'S GOOOOOO ! put me in a different trajectory and All The blessings and experiences, everything that defined this year I give Glory to God ! thank you ! 🙏 WHAT WILL 2023 BRING? I dunno, but cannot wait. it's not see ya later yet 2022, but even when midnight strikes in 2 days, its not see ya later. as the Japanese Chef told me after I spent 210 Canadian Dollars on a sushi adventure dinner In Japan that the late Anthony Bourdain visited , (that was well worth it but I wish I was at the lower end 10,000 Yen instead of 15000 Yen 😢😢😏😂😂😂) .. I said " see ya laa---" He stopped me and 🤫... and said " TO BE CONTINUED) !! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! #pictureaday #picaday2022 #pictureaday2022 #instagram2022 #2022instagram  #pictureofday2022 #insta2022 #instagram #2022 #pictureofaday2022 #picoftheday #picoftheday2022 363/365 #363of365 #2022Pictures #1picaday https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmxc_XZJaXo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[heinfienbrot]

Andreas Klow.

[teepussilakana]

sometimes i think i kmow pride stuff but reallt i only know broad strokes stuff... not like local finnish stuff like who vifslan was based on

[tawneybel]

Request: “Killer clown from Outer space Buk/ka/ke.”

Imagine getting abducted by Klowns.

Slim, perfectly imitating Mike’s voice, announced you were to be cream-pied. The other Klowns giggled at your horrified expression.

You saw what happened to the security guard. Pied to the face, which by itself would’ve gotten them in trouble. If only you knew then what had happened to Sergeant Mooney. Somehow you were still convinced someone must be able to stop the invasion.

That poor guard, melted into a pile of goo. Clowns pelting acidic pies was so comically evil. You would’ve laughed if you were a member of the audience and not an eyewitness.

While Chubby carried your balloon into the Big Top, you glanced back to see Shorty plop an oversized cherry on the guard-turned-dessert. Were they leaving a meal for someone else? Did their home planet have giant cherry trees, their fruit used to fatten livestock?

If Debbie or I pop a balloon, someone’s getting cotton candied.

Klowns were hemophagic. It was hard to think of a scarier fate than being sucked dry by space aliens. The nightmarish funhouse setting would have delighted otherwise, coulrophile and carnival fan you were. Particularly the ride on a real clown car!

But you weren’t scheduled for exsanguination, or liquefaction, as you were about to learn.

There were so many balloons attached to the ceiling of the cocoon chamber. All different colors and patterns. It was difficult to tell how many other Earth women got captured.

The thought of Klowns conquering other worlds made you quake.

Shorty left. As the sliding door shut, you couldn’t shake the notion he was gathering more Klowns to meet Debbie and you.

Bibbo waddled over to the control panel. Slim lifted your friend up to a spare ceiling nozzle. For a split second, you thought Debbie would be siphoned into the spaceship. Leaving a blood-stained, but otherwise empty, sac. Instead, her balloon was promptly vacuumed into place. Still a prison. Debbie pressed her hands against the latex, pleading pitifully.

Next to hers were two empty balloons. One white with faint blue marbling; the other pink, resembling blown gum. You’d have killed for a stick, if your mouth had been dry. But you were salivating. Which didn’t go unnoticed by Chubby.

He untied the cord, allowing you to slip into his arms. Naked. Your clothes had been sucked away by the balloon. You swallowed your excess spit, prompting him to run an over-sized finger across your lips. Both pairs, the lower much wetter than the upper.

It occurred to you the Klowns all seemed male. And were chuckling at you, save for Chubby, whose very crooked smile grew dangerously large.

“Is that a juggling pin in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?” Slim’s query reminded you of his earlier words.

You weren’t livestock. Not exactly. Breeding, you thought, I’m going to be used as breed-

But, as the rest released their sizable erections, you wondered if Klowns and Earthlings were even genetically compatible.

They might just stuff your holes, over and over again. For the rest of your life.

The rest of my life as an intergalactic sex-slave.

An image of you, guzzling cum, costumed in gaudy lingerie, pleasuring multiple Klowns at once, popped into your head. A juggling pin inserted in your snatch, keeping it gaped after being roughly used by uncaring-

Fuck!

The invaders had released their members in unison. They more or less resembled human penises. Powder white with pulsing veins corresponding to their individual “face paint.” The openings in their suits weren’t wide enough to give you a glimpse of their balls, though.

Keeping your legs together was a chore. ‘Specially ‘cause you wondered what they had in mind exactly. One at a time? All at once? Hands and mammaries could be employed if the need arose. Right then the Klowns were employing their hands… on themselves. Chubby’s large dick, dabbing itself against your legs. Eager to split you open.

Oh God, you thought as the Klowns advanced, I'm going to be stuffed like a clown car.

Chubby was suddenly behind you, crouching you forward, his hardness deciding to fondly rub between your thighs.

Without warning, Bibbo stuck his thumbs into your mouth, pulling it into a grotesque grin while the others howled with laughter. It was futile. Too bad you couldn’t just lie back and think of Bozo. Your lips formed an O, like one of those carnival games where the goal’s to shoot water until the clown’s balloon pops.

The Klowns hummed in approval. Well, now I’m the entertainment.

But you were expecting to be squirted into, not on.

No wonder Chubby hadn’t slipped into you from behind yet.

Synchronized circle jerk. How many them were turned-on the ride over? You were too afraid to notice their arousal.

Just as Chubby’s… chubby jerked between your thighs, coating you from belly to chin, the others aimed for your face and tits. Managing to absolutely inundate you with their warm semen. Most of it splattered your face, shoulders, and neck. Miraculously, none of it got in your eyes. Though your eyelids felt sticky. Much of it did land in your mouth.

Out of reflex, you swallowed. Chubby’s grip loosened. Klown seminal fluid. Sweet and thick. Much better than human male jizz. And you weren’t saturated in it. Not in the way you now really wanted to be, anyway.

Reaching back to find your clit, you wondered who scored the most points in your mouth. Probably Rudy, who stood directly in front of you. Slim reached out to poke your cheek. Then trace a clowny smile around your lips.

There were no mirrors. If there were any on the ship, they’d probably be funhouse mirrors. So you couldn’t see just how much they’d creamed. Chubby’s hands slid up your sides and you raised yourself, lifting your arms to allow him access to your tits. They, along with your pussy, were dripping. Your chest with their cum, your crevice with your own arousal.

You could have gone for one of those stout white fingers up there just then. Why weren’t they advancing?

Rudy pointed past you, exclaiming. Chubby turned around, made a pleased noise, and gestured to Bibbo and Slim.

Your clothing was still in the balloon. Why the Klowns were so interested in them was soon answered.

Rudy and Bibbo held up your pants, while Chubby rummaged through the pockets and Slim held up your panties. Laughing in triumph with Mike’s voice.

Not to be outdone, Chubby showed the others a box of condoms. You stood there, naked, as they cooed with delight and ripped it open.

Watching them pass the wrappers, you figured Klowns had short refractory periods. But no, after opening the wrappers, they just starting using the contraceptives to make balloon animals.

Before you could ask them if the rumors about aliens and probes were true, the sound of the door sliding open announced Shorty’s return. Along with members of the Killer Klown troupe you hadn’t met yet.

Debbie screamed.

[vectorworm]

watching Killer Klows from Outer Space (yay!) and all the levers and big clicky buttons and silly aliens give me tele-tubby vibes ( YES i was a tele tubby kid)

they would totally eat tubby pudding and then spill it on the floor and then the lil vacuum cleaner would come out and clean it up

[pixie-katt]

low taper fade???????????

mollasess fade???????

faydee ninja got a klow ta[epr fad

yuop[

fadees

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

small things that cause me daily pain: the inability of my brain to understand that "Chloe" is pronounced "Klow-ee" and not "Ch-ol"

[thedevilsrain]

I have to do this because it happened to me, but "Klaus" is pronounced "Klow-se."

I thought it was "Claws" like Santa Claus. But no. I've made a fool of myself in front of my parents.

american failpronunciation. as a brazilian i've always said it like "klah-oos", but everytime i talk abt eroica in english i say it like "claws" because its what comes out naturally

[transolar]

«❀»Hypklowaen«❀»

«❀»Hyp-klow-aen«❀»

↳A gender that relates to clowncore, kidcore, loud hyperpop music and eyestrain ↳Eyestrain and desaturated flag

❀ Prize for @nightfallsystem

[jrueships]

why is he wearing that thing on his shirt

[patheticprogrammingperson]

Welcome, to maybe the oddest Tintin, that is, if you look a little below the surface.

That's right, King Ottokar's Sceptre, featuring some thinly-disguised nazis.

Plot-line

As in The Broken Ear, we have a heist plot, but this time, it is mixed with war.

We open on Tintin, finding a briefcase on a bench, and taking it back to the address on the label, meets Professor Alembick, a sigillographer, who Tintin promptly agrees to accompany him to the small European country of Syldavia, and a few assassination attempts later, off they go.

However, Tintin is dropped out of the plane and lands in a trailer of gay, with Snowy coming down safely by parachute.

One friendly debate with police later, and dodging yet another assassination attempt, Tintin meets the Milanese Nightingale, promptly runs away, and finally gets captured, and escapes via another failed assassination attempt.

Finally getting to Klow, capital of Syldavia, Snowy steals a dinosaur bone, and Tintin attempts to arrange a meeting with the king, but another assassination attempt attempts, and Tintin enters by force, and gets carried off by police again.

I think I should explain what on earth Tintin wants to speak to the king for, on the flight, Tintin read a magazine, and learnt that the titular sceptre gives the bearer control of the country, and Tintin thinks that the professor has been replaced by an imposter, as part of a scheme to steal the sceptre, and in turn, the country.

Anyway, Tintin is captured, locked up, transferred, but the transfer van crashes, Tintin fakes a concussion, and heads back to the palace, and almost gets run over by the King, finally getting to speak to him.

Tintin promptly convinces the king, and off to the castle where the Sceptre's kept, where, in the treasure chamber, they discover the guards, the professor, the photographer, all knocked out, the display case open, and the scepter gone.

Now, we have the events of the plot laid out, but I'll wait to explain it till the end.

There is some back-and-forth, Tintin works it out, and finds the crooks, in the woods, with the sceptre, and they run, of course, Tintin pursues, and some back-and-fourth later, Tintin has the sceptre, and is overlooking a hidden airfield, stocked with fighter aircraft. Tintin steals one, and makes their way back to Klow, the sceptre is saved, Tintin gets a medal, and the plot wraps up with the Thom(p)sons nearly downing.

So, that's the plot, but what about the plot?

The core element of the scheme was the professor, who had the rare chance to be in the same room as the sceptre, and so they kidnapped him, and his twin brother took his place.

Once they were in the room, the plan was simple, the camera's flash-bulb contained a sedative gas, released when it went off, the photographer, part of the plot, somehow prevented himself from being knocked out.

The key element is getting the sceptre out of the room, which was achieved through the camera itself, modified to be able to launch the sceptre through the window's bars

For once, the plot makes perfect sense, by Tintin standards, there are no real jumps of logic.

Characters

Right, character, this is a bit of a weak point, in my opinion.

Other than the professor, who does have some personality, the rest are rather bland, take the king for one, what can you infer about his character from his depiction?

I'm not saying that they're all pointless nothings, but they do somewhat take a backseat to the plot itself.

Things I like

Well, obviously, the plot, it finally feels properly cohesive, with the true extent of it being gradually revealed, and almost no random chance (other than Tintin not dying when they fall of out a plane)

The setting is excellent as well, a subtle fantasy air to the world, while staying somewhat grounded

Now, because there's not really anywhere else to put it, let's talk about the second world war.

Syldavia and Borduria are, in fact, a simile for Belgium and Germany, placed at in the days before the war, dressed in a southeastern European coat as they may be.

Now, how do I know this? Well, it's not exactly hard to deduce the Messerschmitt Bf-109s, the red flag with white circle and black symbol (though that was altered in late versions), even the name of the leader of the "Iron Guard", the group that orchestrated the whole thing, is named Müstler, a not-so-subtle portmanteau of Hitler and Mussolini./

That aside, I really like the use of a magazine as exposition, it feels like a natural way to convey the information.

Things I don't

This bit's kind of hard to write, as there's not really anything I obviously dislike, and so, guess what? that's right, it's nitpick time!

The professor blindly trusts Tintin

Tintin just happens to hear the professor being kidnapped over the phone.

Tintin doesn't die falling into a pile of hay, and also falls into the hay

Troublesome bits

As far as I can see, this book is entirely non-racist, However, I must remind you, I am not an expert in racism, and may have missed something.

Silly bits

Tintin visits a restaurant which would later move to London, and become a meeting-place for Soviet spies during the Cold War

The Thom(p)sons

Tintin's beard theft

Snowy just happens to fall on a parachute

Snowy steals from a museum

The Thom(p)sons destroy a chandler

Conclusion

This is it

Finally

Tintin feels like Tintin, and it only took 8 books

Highly recommended, go read

Sources

King Ottokar's Sceptre

Sigillography

The Voronov Plot

[neweitantree]

"When the populations going up, blame it on the likes of the killer klow-- wait, that's not the lyrics!" Guess what movie I've watched recently...

[444namesplus]

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[vrystaatstories]

Die Towerfeetjies

Towerfeetjies

Het julle al ooit van die Bloembos en die Feekoningin se kasteel gehoor? Bloemfontein se bos is misterieus en mistig en doodstil – ʼn geheimsinnige plek  waar kabouters en feetjies bly. Die feetjies woon diep in die digte woud, onder die bome, in die varings agter die berge en klowe, naby ʼn kabbelende waterstroom. Al die feetjies bly daar – die mooiste en fraaiste feetjies wat jy al ooit gesien…