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Oh hey summerween was a few days ago. Fun.

Have a soos

A ZOMBIE SOOS.

And as a bonus here’s the flat and sketch. And a little update.

So ik I’ve been a bit absent recently, since summer started I’ve been babysitting 3 kids all day, as well as my actual job, so I don’t have as much art time as I did previously, as well as being burnt out during the little free time i have, and im also a part of a few zines so they’re taking a lot of my drawing time. DONT WORRY I haven’t moved on from gravity falls, im still as hyperfixated as ever! Just trying to figure out when I have time to make art to post.

AS FOR THE COMIC! I might’ve burned myself out a little with it, but I have like 2 parts left to make and I’m done. So expect an update within the month!

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Pastel Pines 💜🩵💚💛🧡🩷

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idk if you’re interested but either of the pines twins would be super cool 🌲💫

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Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".

Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."

So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.

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for #makeaterriblecomicday2025. forgot about it until 11pm fml. im not late YOURE LATE OK?!?!!

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I think Jasper and Amber should both be gender-neutral names. Stop gendering rocks.

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Fiddleford lives for the drama. Chaotic bastard.

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Per my last pines family post

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i think constantly about stan finding out that the portal spat ford out right in bills throne room 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ ford called stan for help but instead stan handed ford right back over to his abuser and all the guilt he wouldnt know how to live with

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You can't spell clown artist without con artist!

Reposting this bc I finally scanned it and I've seen more people talking about Stan getting back into art post Weirdmageddon and I think he would've been very inspired by the sad clown painting he stole from Bud so much so that he'd start making his own

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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Unsure about the quality, however were enjoying the process of drawing (and experimenting with brushes). Like the variety of Mabel's design in this chapter。

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reblog if u say “y’all” in real life or want to use the large hadron colider to create a black hole that will rip the earth into pieces

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When my mother gets into facebook fights with her childhood friends who grew up to be racists, she passive-aggressively fucks with them by making a donation to a local refugee assistance organization in the name of their immigrant grandmothers, a donation large enough that they get a card from the organization saying so.   She passive aggressively fucks with the same demographic of friends who #bluelivesmatter by commenting with details about the various petty crimes they committed together as teens, e.g. “Wow Joey, where was all the respect for blue lives when we hotboxed your uncle’s patrol car?” 

And obviously both these approaches are specific to former juvenile delinquent turned UMC babyboomer but it feel still inspirational in that we can all find our own chaotic good pettiness niche.