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I am alive, I promise!! Ooh I have just been playing a silly little game >:))))

Sweet Jesus, this has been a 13-14 year journey for me, I got emotional finally getting that last egg

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Finally got it!!!!!

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I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

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What a story

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Going to Chicago for “business” (college field trip) and I’m dangerously low on funds :(

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Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

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At least they got the autopilot working correctly

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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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as someone who’s been essentially chugging the lotr books lately, here’s a master list of things from the books that should have been in the movies

-bilbo’s mean comments to everyone he hated in his “will”

-tom bombadil making a bunch of ghosts fuck off with the power of yellow galoshes, singing a merry tune, and god probably

-elrond having the approximate energy of a guy with an uncomfortably big model train

-Shadowfax being kinda a bitch (it’s okay because he’s the best horse he gets a pass)

-faramir and eowyn’s courtship scene, but more importantly them publicly frenching the moment they get engaged

-anborn, the guy who sees a three foot tall hobbit shaped hissing humanoid gremlin with 0 fur on it in the woods, decides it’s gotta be one of them mirkwood squirrels, and reports it back to faramir as such

-faramir ruthlessly making fun of anborn for this assessment

-the awful family dinner with denethor, faramir, gandalf, and pippin where a) they forget a chair for pippin so he has to stand the entire time b) faramir gets so mad that he stands up, immediately nearly passes out, and then politely asks if he can go to bed now please c) denethor and gandalf exchange some eye magic that pippin describes eerily similarly to laser guns

-the shire does guerrilla warfare

-beregond

-the bit in the window on the west chapter where everybody just says a DEEPLY catholic Grace for a little while and then moves on as if nothing happened

-the bit in fellowship where bilbo does a song and is like yeah ive still gotta run it past my lyrics guy though. he’s also the rightful king of Gondor

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I need :)) DESPERATELY

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Must go to sleep, thinking about biting again ..:/

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Does… does this mean anything on Tumblr?? I mean, none of y’all know me, so I guess here’s to learning more about me??

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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Does this trigger a deeply recessed memory for anybody else? I CANNOT be the only one please someone have my back on this

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Accurately moving to a musical beat was thought to be a skill innately unique to humans. However, new research now shows that rats also have this ability. The optimal tempo for nodding along was found to depend on the time constant in the brain (the speed at which our brains can respond to something), which is similar across all species.

This means that the ability of our auditory and motor systems to interact and move to music may be more widespread among species than previously thought. This new discovery offers not only further insight into the animal mind, but also into the origins of our own music and dance.

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