Found this wallpaper in a customer's bathroom this morning. #onthejob #wallpaper #vintage #pattern
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I think I've figured out how to keep Bird in her room. This nerf gun was a great investment. #sundayfunday #nerfgun #rainyday #birdturd
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Today was the first day Birdie sat still long enough to let me paint her fingernails. Oddly enough, she would not sit still long enough to take a picture of them. #bigday #birdturd #matchingmanis #motherhood
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This girl, you guys. She's the best. Seriously. #birdturd.
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The hubs found this kinetic sand on @theChive. He says it's for the kid. I think we all know who it's really for. #kineticsand #grownuptoy
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About 2 years and 70 lbs ago. #tbt #babyweight #weightloss #motherhood #neveragain
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Casualty. #toddler #dog #aftermath #gijoe
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Hand made wedding gift in the works. #xstitch #pattern #crafty #suckitmarthastewart
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It's official, you guys. #putaringonit #futuremrslopez
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"Hey babe, come here, I drew a portrait of you." #inappropriate #crayon #frommemory #parenthood #artmajor
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Dogsitting this asshole for the next few days. #dog #cousins #pupstagram
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House rule: no pants after 5 pm. #birdturd #nopantsallowed #dirtyjobs
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Happy Father's Day to the most wonderful dad I know. <3 (at Mimi and PopPop's)
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$1.45 #thingsmytoddlerdoes
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Seems legit. #legit #lock #work
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Grocery store meltdown averted. Mom wins. #birdturd (at H-E-B | Alon Market)
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Jake gave me my birthday present early. A box of chocolates and a gym membership. Who says romance is dead? #birthday #romantic
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