junethehellenicpagan

[junethehellenicpagan]

Im rewatching riverdale rn so I’m gonna add a few things.

Every single frame is beautiful. Never one hair out of place, never one color that clashes with the rest of the scene.

There are references to a lot of great books, movies, historical events, and they might be done in a silly way that some people could see as unserious but I think it’s just a reference adapted to the shows art style. Donna sweet for Donna tart ? Love it. The musical episodes ? Full of joy.

It’s communist propaganda. Archie will absolutely house, feed, entertain and teach every single kid he comes across, not mentioning the homeless people, the volunteer firefighter department, the dog rescue and so many more.

It’s a comic book come to life. The war is World War One because it’s cool visually. It also blends with football locker pep talk just because. They have cellphones but use Polaroids. Everything is just there for cool factor. No brain just vibe. The dialogues sound weird because they’re supposed to.

It’s an incredible show, both stupid, politically engaged, very gay, visually stunning and extremely entertaining. It doesn’t have to make sense.

Riverdale is a GREAT show, its CAMP, its, FUN, its so gay, its colorful, its meta, its heartwarming, its stupid, so stupid but that’s what makes it so good. It makes no sense and yet its genius, I will die on that hill, riverdale is great when you stop being a film bro hispter killjoy.

Things can be fun. Not everything has to be serious and profound. It’s okay to have some glitter, a few songs and a weird ass plot.

[junethehellenicpagan]

He does get rewarded with a cool polycule at the end though.

no one could ever make me hate archie andrews he just wants to hang out with his pals and be bisexual and say hoo wee mama ! and he is punished for this by his dad being shot and murderers and cults targeting him and his friends and going to prison (framed) and being attacked by a bear and beefing with his gf’s mafia dad and going to war

[junethehellenicpagan]

i have had this in my head for longer than i would ever admit but never drew it because i knew it'd take up too many panels. but apparently i did it anyway

[junethehellenicpagan]

I love the craft legacy because I too, dream of having a coven of witches to help me turn incels into woke men.

[junethehellenicpagan]

The lucky charm ladybug gives Gabriel agreste has a butterfly miraculous brooch on it

[junethehellenicpagan]

Watching the dumbest movie of all times (afrAId) and seeing my favorite actor of all times (David dastmalchian) is like eating porridge and finding a gold nugget in it.

[junethehellenicpagan]

When a character says something cool so you turn up the volume by 1. Like a reward.

[junethehellenicpagan]

i can still hear my parents voice when they talked about how disapointing i was (when i wasnt in the room), even now as an adult. Be careful with your words even if your child is not around.

[junethehellenicpagan]

Uni Life hack : use a google doc to take notes 5 at a time. Two write the important stuff, one check the spelling, one put everything in pastel colors and italics and one spy on other students and reports the gossip in the google doc chat.

[junethehellenicpagan]

I, an adult woman, just watched a 2 hours movie about Minecraft parkour. And it was SO GOOD.

[junethehellenicpagan]

New guy can name every single breed of dragon in the how to train your dragon universe. For our first date we sang the entierty of epic the musical together. We are both crushing on Jorge Rivera Herrans. For our second date we visited a cemetery.

I don’t want a hot guy. I want a guy that’s a little bit weird. A little bit of a freak. If he’s not off putting at first I don’t want it. I want a socially inadequate nerd who can explain the lore of fnaf or something

[junethehellenicpagan]

Toodles, Riverdale (2017-2023)

“This is cuckoo bananas... But I'm also kinda feeling it.”

[junethehellenicpagan]

Riverdale is a GREAT show, its CAMP, its, FUN, its so gay, its colorful, its meta, its heartwarming, its stupid, so stupid but that’s what makes it so good. It makes no sense and yet its genius, I will die on that hill, riverdale is great when you stop being a film bro hispter killjoy.

Things can be fun. Not everything has to be serious and profound. It’s okay to have some glitter, a few songs and a weird ass plot.

[junethehellenicpagan]

Jughead going out with Veronica has the exact same vibe as Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf. I’m not sure I hate it…

[junethehellenicpagan]

Calorie tracking is the key to losing weight