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Now this is some unjust treatment!

I dance around in my skivvies and I'm "disturbing the peace" and "wrongfully exposing meself" but some TRONGO wearing a curtain and his smalls is some kind of American HERO?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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“I tried being romantic and throw pebbles at your window but I accidentally threw a too big rock and now your window is broken, please don’t sue me.“

or, 

“I tried being romantic and throw pebbles at your window but I got the wrong house and hey you’re really cute and now I’m flustered“

or, 

“ I tried being romantic and throw pebbles at your window, but you opened it at the wrong time, and oh my gosh are you okay?? IS THAT BLOOD?“

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Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

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sharing is caring

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Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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→path to enlightenment

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HEY UHM

I guess omnics can open their mouths after all

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Take care of yourselves. Achieve your dreams. It’s not too late for any of you.

I never had a chance in the creative world. I’ll be happy to see other’s success. I love and care about all of you. I’m rooting for you. Do it.

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I may as well give up art and storytelling too because no matter how easy I make it for myself ,no matter what advice I memorise to convince myself to do it, I can’t.

I don’t want to work hard for a good, wonderful future.

That’s sad.

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Currently my thighs…

((I really enjoy bird memes))

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stop bullying junkrat mains 2k17

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So...many...Shines.

Sorry I was suddenly gone for help knows how long. I had two sudden trips back to back, but the rat is among you again!

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Book of Mormon

Book of Mormon: Favourite Joke?

Cor, I can’t pick just one...

Get this! Two mates are climbin’ out of th’ asylum, hey? And the first cobber says, “Oi, I can shine this light across so’s you can escape cross th’ rooftops with me!” Second drongo isn’t too shore. “What d’ya think I am, crazy?!”

“You’re just turn off th’ light once I was halfway across!”

Why’d the monkey fall out the tree? IT WAS DEAD!

What’s an Australian kiss? S’like a French kiss, but it’s down undah!

Why’d Tigger stick ‘is head in th’ loo? HE WAS LOOKING FER POO!

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Ballet (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Ballet: I want you to notice me

COR! I’ll notice ya! I’m noticin’ ya right now, hey? 

Why’s yer face so grey??

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Are you still a rat because i'm just imagining you going on adorable tiny and explosive ratventures with the local rodent population. Maybe even enough to fuel a 13-episode cartoon if you pace them right

Oi! I’m still a rat! And nobody seemed to want t’ help me figure out how t’ change back! HELP ME, GODDA--

*Sqaueak, sqeak, sqeeeeeuk!*

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I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”