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SHAMELESS | 10.10

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JOE KEERY

Dork Magazine, May 2024

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Eddie Munson likes to perch on things like a feral crow

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the true tortured poet is Thomas Barrow in that one fanfic The Book of Secrets

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In case you didn’t know, Thomas Barrow and Jimmy Kent set fire to Downton Abbey and ran away together and everyone at Downton died and Thomas and Jimmy lived happily ever after

I will never finish your series, sir

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My Dan x Jonah fics:

“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

Actual Dan x Jonah quotes:

Dan: I will break your legs so severely, you’ll end up normal height

Jonah: you fucked me with your face

Dan: you’re obsolete, you’re like an old VCR but with a bigger mouth

Jonah: you should go fist a chimp

Dan: you should be fitted with a leper bell, you sinking shit

Jonah: use this finger🖕 to wipe your tears

Dan: you fucking ape, you’re a useless waste of carbon

Jonah: I’m the one that broke you

Dan: you’re so low-rent, you can’t even be exploited

Jonah: you upstate New York dick-shit, you’re not that great to be around

Dan: go fuck yourself, Jack and the giant freak-stalk

Jonah: I’ll be better when you walk away

Dan: listen to me instead of your only two brain cells busy butt-fucking each other in the vast expanses of your misshapen skull

Jonah: Dan Egan is a solid five and a half, weak six

Dan: jesus christ Jonah, how do you not know this shit?

Jonah: I’m sure that showing your anus gets you into all of your regular social clubs

Dan: I hope you die a horrible death choking on a red glistening dog dick

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You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?

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they wrestle as an excuse to get real close

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life’s so full of hard choices, isn’t it?

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#ian will never know how mickey ran his fingers through his hair and mickey doesn't know about ian breathing in his smell but it still matters that they did it (x) ╰┈➤ for anon

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[muffled screaming]

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ANYA TAYLOR-JOY

ph. Carin Backoff | Sunday Times Style | November 21, 2021