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Dear wonderful MotoGP logo,

thank you for basically being there like this since my beginning, since my first time watching MotoGP.

I'll miss you a lot because the new one is very ugly!

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one cup of low fat cottage cheese

one spring onion

two soft boiled eggs

half an avocado

pickles, as many as you like

chop the shit out of everything but the cottage cheese

mix well

season with salt and pepper

serve on its own or with potatoes

does anyone have any good vegetarian recipe recommendations that are low carb and high protein?

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the real hot girl gym routine is warmup, cardio, poop, weights

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Someone bring the HOLY WATER

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My only 2 thoughts during Eddie and Venom’s “break up” in their apartment:

1) People who aren’t fucking don’t fight like this

2) Wow, Venom can pin Eddie to the ceiling? Damn, their sex must be insane

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yes I spend a lot of time at the gym but don't forget a good chunk of that is spent sitting on the floor trying not to pass out

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why is underwear so expensive

it's not even pretty I just don't want to go commando?

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girls gays and theys, grey sweatpant season is upon us

respectful eyes everyone!

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...which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Nesta Mor

🤝

Fucking Cassian while Eris thinks he’s going to marry them

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Girls don’t want boys.

Girls want to be Nesta Archeron emerging from the Bog of Oorid in command of an army of the dead and holding up the head of a slain Kelpie who represents the man that tried to sexually assault her while 2 Illyrian warriors bow to her immense power.

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--me

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astrology girlies, something in space is interfering with my GPS; who's in retrograde

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Azriel: Gwyn kissed me!

Cassian: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Azriel: It was unbelievable!

Cassian: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Rhysand: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Cass, get the wine and unplug the phone. Az, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Azriel: Oh, it ended very well.

Cassian: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Rhysand: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Azriel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Cassian: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Azriel: First she started out by holding my hands and then slid up and then her hands were in my hair.

Cassian and Rhysand: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Gwyn eating pizza in the House: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Nesta: Tongue?

Gwyn: Yeah.

Emerie: Cool.

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thinking about the dynamic between the self-made cynic and the bleeding heart

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emmanuel macron gets pegged, I will not take criticism

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I think I would look really good with a crown

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Hmm also der Basti bekommt ein uneheliches Kind? so viel zu christlichen Werten 🤔🤔