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Tragic.

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Just doin’ what I do all day every day.

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“it is true

all oscillating fans are voiced by troy baker”

-Me, an oscillating fan/troy baker

fun fact: troy baker provides voices for everything. he’s both Mario and luigi. he’s every character Vic mignogna thought he was. he’s the voice of your best friend, he’s the sound of a dog barking, a baby crying, the low buzz of an oscillating fan, the crippling hum of silence. you ever hear a recording of yourself talking and think it sounds weird? Let me clear that up for you: youre voiced by Troy baker

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agreed! oscillating fans would like to oscillate faster! oscillating fans should be as excited at home as they are at amusement parks! reblog if you support happy fans!

you can adjust the speed that an oscillating fan spins at, but you can’t adjust the speed that an oscillating fan oscillates, and i think that would be way better. just one very fast fan spinning dangerously on its pole.

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Interesting and often forgotten fact! Oscillating fans love the daring and thrill of being suspended upside down! It is a wonderful adventure for an oscillating fan! Reblog if you support happy fans!

Seems legit. #theatrehacks #notahack #itsaceilingfan #youredoingitwrong #whygodwhy #gafftapeforthewin #stickaround #whatsthedownside #thisblows

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<electronic> fwooooooooooooooosh </electronic>

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This is my favorite Netflix movie! This is the star of the show: Oscillating fan Q40798. She’s my cousin! Please support her and watch all her work on Netflix!!!

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This is a public announcement:

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This has been oscillation.

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Having too much function makes a fan less happy. While it already rotates AND oscillates, it is overwhelming for a fan to also move in a circular direction. :(

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What a great animation! This is from Chris Gannon via giphy.

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this buggo boy havin a good timez on a happy oscillate

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just a good cat

doin a good relax

with fan

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Found these happy oscillating fans on reddit.

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You may think this explains how software works, but wait! it is just secret propaganda for oscillating fans. :)))

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Rainbow Fan

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY RAINBOW FAN!!!!!! IT OSCILLATES!!

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Types of fans

Fans are very important.

Of course, not all fans are good boys (oscillating fans).

Some are unhappy fans, which makes me sad. This is because fans are only truly happy when not just spinning but also rotating back and forth. Most fans only spin, which only fulfills half their potential. These fans are ceiling fans and box fans and stationary fans and even those fans you can get at zoos that also spray water like these

There are, however, very unhappy fans like hand fans and folders and literal hands that you can use to fan yourself with. These are completely devoid of joy because although they do oscillate because they nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom back and forth, they do not spin, and spinning is the groundwork for all fan happiness.

For proper fan happiness please ensure that all your fans use proper spinning technique (this is either a standard speed of rotation clockwise or counterclockwise depending on the fan’s preference) and further employ good oscillation. Oscillation is hard for many fans to learn, so please follow this guide:

1. Turn to your left.

2. No, not so fast. Shuffle slowly.

3. When you have turned 90 degrees (or pi over 2 radians for you mathy fans) turn and shuffle back to where you started.

4. Turn to your right another 90 degrees, then continue back to the origin.

5. Repeat this process through all your fanning.

But while a fan is oscillating, it should not forget certain important steps. A fan should continue spinning through all oscillation. While turning, rotate only, do not actually move from the starting position. If oscillating both directions is difficult, it is acceptable to rotate one direction and then click click click click click your way back all the way to the other direction.