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Hey time ,did you know wild has the feirce deity outfit in totk

Wild: I had it before then, too!

Time: With the Deity not in it, I assume?

Wild: I'm certain.

Time: How certain?

Wild: Seventy percent certain. Pretty good percentage, right?

Time:

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wild: ever fought a lynel?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: wanna play a game?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: cool so would you consider yourself pretty confident on horseback?

legend: yeah, why?

wild: ….so in order to play Ride or Die—

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warriors: oh hey time, we’re about to do the electric arrow challenge. you want in?

time: what's the electric arrow challenge?

twilight: we fry eachother, then drink!

time: how do you win?

twilight: uh

warriors: what are you, a lawyer? you want in or not?

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wild post totk: hi guys!

legend: what the FUCK are you wearing

wild, wearing the bdsm chain armor from the depths: i don’t know what you mean

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wind: i miss seafood….we haven’t had any good fish…..no clams……no lobsters…….

twilight: what’s a lobster?

sky: what’s a clam?

wind: you’re all joking

wind: you’re kidding right

twilight: …

sky: …

wind: oh my god

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four , dramatically: they called me a fool.

wild, sick of four’s shit: they weren’t wrong

four: i swear to god if this is about the tomato again—

wild: it’s not a fruit!

four: YES IT IS!!

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big day for the zelda fans

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sorry to the people that follow me for the totk spam i promise i'm totally normal about this <- (is literally frothing at the mouth vomiting blood scratching and clawing out of their enclosure)

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warriors: four, are you okay?

four: i told you to stop asking stupid questions!

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hyrule: are you injured?

wild: i don’t think so. i mean my shoulder went crumnk but it’s probably fine

hyrule: c-crumnk??

wild: like that dull muffled kind of “crumnk” you know, and now it’s loose and i can’t move it much, but it’s fine i can crumnk it back in

hyrule: wait. WAIT

hyrule: SO YOU’RE SAYING DISLOCATED YOUR SHOULDER???!!!

wild:

wild:

wild: …yeah

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wild: im going to get some groceries since we’re out of lettuce. if i’m not back in a week assume they found me and killed me on sight!

time: what

wild: okay thanks, bye!!

time: WILD WAIT

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wait okay i’m more coherent now (because i definitely didn’t notice the new trailer a day later than it released haha)

but like. look.

his arm is injured again, and the whole cutscene in botw starts off showing how his wrap/brace is scorched through. in totk it’s uh….also injured.

we see both times him facing down a supposedly undefeatable power. the guardian, the malice.

the SWORD. in botw it seemed worn/cracking, and in totk it’s completely ruined.

and speaking of— the powers??? zelda saving link??? in botw she heard the sword’s call to save him and used the swords “power” (advice, it seems to be implied) to save link. in totk she asks some figure (presumably whatever gives him the fancy green magic) to “lend him your power”.

totk literally seems to be a repeat of breath of the wild and i mean it in the BEST way possible. they literally fought hatred incarnate and save their kingdom after all their friends and family die. zelda had to watch link fight until he literally died in her arms. and it’s easy to imagine them deciding to never let that happen again, to investigate the mysterious occurrences around the kingdom, to keep everyone safe, to stop history from repeating itself—

and then it does, and link is hurt the sword is gone and there is an evil power like never before. it’s a callback to breath of the wild and what link/zelda went through in it, and now what they have to face again. it’s absolutely brilliant, i could keep talking about the parallels with link’s hand reaching out but i won’t!!! this is already so much i’m losing my mind this game is so well thought out it’s going to be amazing

I KNOW THIS IS A LU BLOG BUT BEAR WITH ME

THE NEW TOTK TRAILER THERES THE EXTENDED BIT WITH LINK IN THE CAVE WHERE HIS ARM GETS PUT THROUGH A CHEESE GRATER AND

familiar right?? you know what that stance/imagery reminds me of?????

IT’S LITERALLY A CINEMATIC PARALLEL TO LINK’S DEATH IN BOTW. LOOK AT HIM AND HOW HE STANDS. ZELDA’S IN MORTAL DANGER AGAIN THE SWORD IS DAMAGED HES INJURED

IF TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SHOWS A FULL CUTSCENE THAT PARALLELS LINK’S DEATH LIKE THIS IM GONNA CRY OMG THE SYMBOLISM THE MEANING

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I KNOW THIS IS A LU BLOG BUT BEAR WITH ME

THE NEW TOTK TRAILER THERES THE EXTENDED BIT WITH LINK IN THE CAVE WHERE HIS ARM GETS PUT THROUGH A CHEESE GRATER AND

familiar right?? you know what that stance/imagery reminds me of?????

IT’S LITERALLY A CINEMATIC PARALLEL TO LINK’S DEATH IN BOTW. LOOK AT HIM AND HOW HE STANDS. ZELDA’S IN MORTAL DANGER AGAIN THE SWORD IS DAMAGED HES INJURED

IF TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SHOWS A FULL CUTSCENE THAT PARALLELS LINK’S DEATH LIKE THIS IM GONNA CRY OMG THE SYMBOLISM THE MEANING

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WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????

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hamds

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sky: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life

legend: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? you already—

sky: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. stubborn. happy. bastardous. friends with bees. highly disapproving of lawns. full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.

hyrule: edible!

wild: but people are already edible? i mean they don’t taste that good but—

wild: ..

wild: ….the way you’re all looking at me gives me the impression that i probably shouldn’t have said anything

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wild: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

time: wild-

time: it- it was just an ant-

wild: YOU’RE A MURDERER