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As much as I enjoyed seeing the Stolitz duet for the first time I could barely hear what Blitzø or Stolas were saying because of all the screaming. Give me the full moon episode already so I could actually HEAR THEM SING IN PEACE.

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HuskerDust isn't forced, you guys just have no media literacy.

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I legit can't understand how people can watch Helluva Boss this far into season 2 and still insist on hating Blitzø. Like, if you hated his guts since the pilot, what the fuck stopped you from giving up on the show years ago when it was just a couple of months old? You know that as the main character of this show, he's not gonna go away any time soon, right?

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OMG, I just watched the new trailer for Helluva Boss season 2 and i'm so hyped! I can't wait for Stolas and Blitzø to confess to each other. We're gonna see Millie in the spotlight again! Is Octavia being manipulated by Stella and Andre or something? Is that four eyed demon shadow supposed to be Satan? I'm waiting for Blitzø and Verosika to finally start getting along again. I just can't wait for the new episodes to come out!

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I love the new Helluva Boss short! THIS is the first Millie-centric episode we've ever got. Not the shit pile that was Unhappy Campers. And Sallie May is back! Sister bonding, hell yeah!

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How did THIS become my post popular post? And in a just a couple of days too?

M&M being in-universe Stolitz shippers will never not be something I enjoy. They need to start their own Stolitz fanclub or something.

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Hazbin Hotel Episode Tier List

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I still wanna know how the hell Carmilla can walk without tripping everywhere.

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Helluva Boss episode tier list.

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M&M being in-universe Stolitz shippers will never not be something I enjoy. They need to start their own Stolitz fanclub or something.

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Notice how some of the angels in Hazbin Hotel have grey skin and white hair. Carmilla also has grey skin and white hair. Her clothes have somewhat similar colors to Lute's outfit. She knows about angelic weapons. She's strong enough to fight an angel exorcist (a species much stronger than demons in the Hellaverse) and win. She has children despite the fact that sinners can't reproduce once they go to hell.

In conclusion : Carmilla is a fallen angel?

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Carmilla is super underrated as a character. She fought an angel exorcist (a species much more powerful than she is) to protect her daughters and KILLED IT with her bare hands, didn't take shit from Velvette talking smack about the other overlords and encouraged Vaggie to protect the Hotel from Adam and Lute with just a short song. She honestly needs more screentime, i'd love to see more of this badass lady.

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You know, it disturbs me to see how many people are victim blaming Husk when Alastor threatens him. "He shouldn't have gotten sarcastic with him" Oh, so a death threat is an appropriate response to someone being slightly rude? Imagine if someone tried to victim blame Angel Dust like this and defending Valentino because he talked back to him.

News flash : just because Alastor isn't a rapist like Valentino that doesn't make his treatment of Husk ok. He still treats him like a slave. He still has him on a leash. He still emotionally abuses him.

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"We need more complex and flawed main characters!"

You guys couldn't even handle Blitzø Buckzo.

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It's astounding how no matter which side of the internet you're on, Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano is either a perfect saint who can do no wrong and is immune to criticism, or a disgusting piece of shit who murders puppies, rapes children and is every single "ist" or "phile" or "phobe/phobic" there is, depending on who you talk to. Instead of, you know, a normal, flawed human being who makes just mistakes every now and then and is probably not the BEST person ever (But seriously is anyone?) but definitely not female Hitler either.

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At first I had a hard time understanding why Stolas is so attracted to Blitzø until I saw this scene for the first time :

Like, hot damn. That voice tho. It also made me understand the appeal of the daddy kink, which I didn't think was ever possible. Then there's that scene in The Circus where they reunite at the Not Divorced Yet party and Blitzø seduces Stolas with all that rizz and talking in a low, sexy sounding voice and whispering. And like :

This man can look legitimately attractive as long as the animation and art style will allow him to be. It's just that most of the time, it sadly doesn't. Though keep in mind this isn't even all the screenshots where Blitzø looks good.

Exes and Oohs made me understand Stolas even more, cuz goddamn, Blitzø rocks that jacket better than Chaz does. Let's not forget all the official merchandise where Blitzø is barely covered up in seductive poses with bedroom eyes, yet the writers of this show are trying to make me think that this man is ugly because Moxxie says so?

Looks aside tho, Blitzø got that "no fucks given" attitude and that confidence which is attractive on it's own. This man has more rizz than most Hollywood actors, and if Stolas' lewd comments are anything to go by he's got a really big dong and is great at sex too. So, even if Blitzø doesn't LOOK conventionally "hot" by most people's standards, his bad boy aura, sexual energy and sheer, unadulterated badassery cancels that out makes him still hot regardless of what he looks like.

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5 THINGS I'M STILL WAITING FOR

The third Paramount Sonic movie

The Full Moon episode from Helluva Boss

Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel

The next episode of Yugioh The Abridged Series

The Buu Saga of Dragon Ball Z Abridged