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chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce
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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster
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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life
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[corner a cat, get scratched!] ฅ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ฅ
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@crowwkui 's butch Bruce Wayne 😋
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dust you are
and to dust you will return
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
#as someone who gets VERY frequent nosebleeds#its all fun and games until you work in food service#and are shoving Vaseline up your nose before your shifts because you're petrified you'll get one during food prep or in front of a customer#employment#text
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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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Gabriele Münter - Still Life on the Tram (After Shopping), 1909-12, oil on cardboard, 50.2 × 34.3 cm
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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i feel like im going insane chat
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