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Cortex: N. Tropy, what do you want for Christmas?

N. Tropy: *looks over at N. Gin and sighs as he stares lovingly* I already have everything that I could ever possibly want.

Cortex, gagging and walking away: You’re getting a keychain, you useless fucking gay.

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Uka Uka, pointing at N. Gin: What is he doing here?

Cortex: Great Uka Uka, that is my emotional support bastard

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Happyhoganon: Do you think Brigitte Lindholm would teach a kitten how to bring her tools whenever she needed some?

She most certainly would :0The kitty probably wouldn't learn it entirely until it was a grown up, but I bet she would succeedMaybe she builds a little grabby arm harness thing so the cat wouldn't struggle.I love the idea that's so cuteThanks for the ask owo!

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Lúcio: Not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

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Soldier, screaming at the top of his lungs at 2 am November 6th:

VOTE!!! VOTE!!! VOTE!!!

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Chara, to the player: Mom said it’s MY turn to use the vessel.

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something we can all agree on

pedophiles are fucking disgusting and do not deserve ANY platform, never mind being a part of the LGBT community.

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Reaper: The word “y'aint” has been passing through my head for the past five hours. I want it gone.

McCree: Y'aint getting it out.

Reaper: I didn’t ask for this.

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Lancer: Is it alright if I swear?

Susie: Sure

Lancer: F-

Susie:

Lancer:

Susie: Go ahead?

Lancer: I’m nervous

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Susie: So I went to target earlier and I was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and I, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

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spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

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Sombra: Did you hear that? It sounded like... despair.

Reaper: It’s probably me.

Sombra: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.

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That is CRIMINAL to send him back! That judge must be republican

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so i was told i could die …

unless i go to chemotherapy.

please help.

gofundme.com/helpkichona

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Tom Thomson: Throw them in the brig.

Baby Bronco: We don’t have a brig.

Tom: Then throw them in the laundry room, which hereafter will be referred to as ‘the brig’.

*later*

Baby: What should I do with your clothes?

Tom: Take them to the laundry brig.

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Widowmaker: The quickest way to a man's heart is through the forth and fifth ribs.

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Morrison: Are you a top or a bottom?

Reyes: I'm a threat.