#source: futurama

[emmikay]

Gluttony: Hey, wait! I’m having one of those things- A headache with pictures!

Envy: An idea?

[roseofithaca]

Teen Odysseus: What should I say to flirt with Penelope?

Athena: I hear human women like compliments. Try telling her she looks thin.

Odysseus: Penelope, you seem malnourished. Did Sparta have a famine recently?

Penelope: We did actually! Thanks for noticing.

[headcanons-phb]

Xeno: what did I teach you about tinkering with machinery?

Senku: how.

Senku: You taught me how.

Xeno: I also taught you not to get caught!

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: If everyone is done being stupid -

Walker: I had more, but go ahead.

[incorrectfantasticfour]

Johnny: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say. Sue: Please say something else.

[lucky-bishova-42]

Wanda: What do you want for dinner, Natalia?

Kate: Natalia??

Wanda: That’s her name, Katherine.

Natasha: KATHERINE?!?

[superiorsturgeon]

Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* …okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!

Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jaune…!

Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.

Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!

Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?

Coco: You wouldn’t! Ask anyway!

Pyrrha: 🙂‍↕️

Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of “Bloodborne” to me?

Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! 🤩

Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*

Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he won’t shut up! 😫

Coco: That’s normal! Keep nodding along!

Jaune: *pauses* …you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? You’re my favorite person in this whole school! 🥰

Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? 😃

Coco: Third date!

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Biana: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.

Biana:

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: Wow! I feel Great! Now that I'm overclocked I'm able to predict the Future, like that Ceiling fan is going to fall onto Jaune!

Jaune: *Flinches*

Fan: *Misses Jaune*

Jaune: Phew!

Penny: Not that One

Jaune: Hu-*Crushed under ceiling fan*

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: Where's Tim?

Damian: I didn't kill him. Todd?

Jason: No, I've been busy.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kaeya: You risked your life to save me!

Diluc: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

[callmekatydid]

So yeah Sinners was great

[headcanons-phb]

Chrome: if you can simulate physics, isn't it possible that our own physics is also a simulation?

Senku: you sound like a stoned freshman.

Chrome: I mean... What if our laws of physics are just the computer code of some big, brilliant Senku playing god up there?

Mecha-Senku, to audience: Nailed It!

Senku: hmm... Quantum mechanics is pretty ridiculous.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Bucky, you risked your life to save me!

Bucky: And I'd do it again. And perhaps a third time. But that would be it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Nat, I think you're missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?

Natasha: To have a mom.

Tony: Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero!

[emmikay]

Patroclus: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say.

Achilles: Please say something else.