justabasterd

[justabasterd]

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

[justabasterd]

Imagine Eddie coming home exhausted from his shitty day to the point that he’s nonverbal. He’s touch starved, he wants your loving embrace, especially after seeing you’ve got on your oversized maxi cardigan that’s perfectly thick and cozy like a robe made from a knitted blanket that makes your form perfectly soft and snuggly. But… you’ve got on your leave me alone face after your own long shitty day that also made you nonverbal, just wanting to lay on the couch and fry your brain while channel surfing. So he just lingers by the armrest that your head was propped up on with a pillow until you acknowledge his presence after a few minutes.

as eyes climb up his body looking upward, you’re then staring at each other with deadpan expressions. Today’s world just a little too harsh on your tired brains, he then sees a short push of air from your nose as your lip twitches a faint smile before eyes shift and roll telling Eddie without words,

‘Fine. Get over here.’

as you open up your huge cardigan that you had crossed over your front, warm hands that were just tucked under arms feel the chill of the apartment as they’re raised with an outstretch of limbs as an invitation. Eddie finally smiles since walking over the threshold, your rolling wrists waving, beckoning him closer (also revealing a specific Slayer shirt he was looking for the other day) and positions himself to lay right on top of you.

His weight on top of yours pushes the air from your lungs through your nose in a silent sigh but the pressure feels wonderful. You can feel the tension held between anxious shoulders melt away as he just relaxes his entire body on yours and you both sink into the couch cushions. You tug up the sweater to cross over Eddie’s back, arms wrapped around to keep him in a tight cashmere cocoon with you as he tucks and folds his elbows at your sides, wrists at your ribs, and as he’s inside of the wrap, his finger starts playing with the little hole just below the underarm that he’s been meaning to mend for a while now.

resting between your legs, using your chest as a pillow for his aching head, Eddie inhales your faint soft and floral perfume on the black shirt’s faded graphics of flaming letters and pentagrams made of swords. His hair smells wind blown, the little frizzy strands at the top of his mop tickling your face as you press your cheek to his crown as he watches you still not having decided what to watch until a commercial piqued both of your interests and at the same time rumbly voices lift and finally speak,

“Ooo… stuffed crust pizza.”

[justabasterd]

a hundred kissing details

whispering ''kiss me'' to your lover

wrapping your arms around your lover’s neck

kisses traveling from nose to lips

breaking the kiss but almost immediately pressing your lips back together

intertwining fingers

kisses that start out gentle but grows more passionate

forehead kisses

running fingers through your lover’s hair

unbuttoning your lover’s shirt, pressed against the wall

surprise kisses, your lover wasn't prepared but responds immediately

a kiss in which “we’re late for work but let’s be later”

grabbing your lover by the shirt or pants, pulling them closer

kissing under the stars

messy kisses, destroying furniture trying to reach the bed

a kiss that isn’t meant to happen but does so anyway

sliding hands down your lover’s chest

cheek kisses

if we get caught [kissing], we’re dead but let’s risk it

hand kisses

exploring each other’s lips

smiling in-between kisses

now-or-never kisses

caressing your lover’s cheek

good night kisses

grabbing your lover by the hand, pulling them into the shower with you

brushing your lips together, lingering for a moment

an accidental kiss between two exes

kisses in which, we’ve already said goodbye, but can’t help stealing one more

this might be our last kiss so let’s make it memorable

kitchen counter make-outs

jumping into your lover’s arms

soft kisses and snuggles in bed

i missed you kisses

a kiss that leaves you breathless

stopping a kiss when it gets too heated

a kiss on the cheek that turns into a kiss on the lips

trailing kisses from your lover’s lips to their neck

“everything is going to be okay“ kisses

kisses that start off passionate but grows more delicate

pulling away from a kiss to look at each other, then smiling as you dive in for another kiss

a kiss to celebrate an engagement

wrapping your legs around your lover’s body as they lift you

a goodbye kiss, both parties unable to let go

''we shouldn’t do this'' but they do so anyway

a swirling reunion kiss

''i’ve had a terrible day at work, just kiss me''

a kiss lasting longer than it should

tending to your lover’s wound, kissing the top of their head, grateful they’re still alive

a goodbye kiss to say that says ''i don’t love you as much as you love me, and i’m setting you free''

spinning your lover into a kiss on the dance floor

kisses in which, i can’t believe this is real, but i love you so much

tucking a strand of hair behind your lover’s ear

tracing your lips against the corner of your lover’s mouth

light kisses scattered across your lover’s face, all the way down to their collar bone

pulling your lover onto your lap, having them straddle your hips

bushing your lips against your lover’s, savoring the moment

''i’m not going to kiss you.'' ''why?'' ''because if i do, i don’t think we’re getting out of bed today.''

kissing your lover’s wound after having bandaged them up

mistletoe kisses

surprising your lover after having spent a couple days or weeks apart, smacking a kiss on their cheek

caressing your lover’s cheek

trying to concentrate on a task, but your lover kisses your neck, making your head spin

dropping your gaze to your lover's lips

shushing your lover as they try to kiss you, telling them tonight is about them, not you

a kiss only meant to last a moment, but when your lips meet, you can’t seem to pull away from each other

leaning into your lover’s touch, their fingers tracing down your stomach, their body pressed against yours

a tender kiss on your lover’s chest

kissing your lover so gently, worried that if you pull away for even just a second, you'll lose them

an accidental kiss that confuses you both, but you're quick to crash your lips back together

a kiss, so consumed by each other, barely enough strength left to breathe

accidentally bumping noses

kissing your lover’s forehead, bending down to meet their lips

a kiss to forgive each other after an argument

standing on your tip-toes, frustrated you can’t reach your lover’s lips

unrequited love that is now requited, feelings revealed with a kiss to prove it

legs wrapped around your lover’s body

pushing your lover toward the bed, laying them down gently

throwing your lover over your shoulder, carrying them over to bed

crashing your lips together during an argument

kisses in which, we just broke up, but can i kiss you one last time?

whispering “i love you” in-between kisses

having your arms pinned above your head, being told to stay quiet, but refusing to, finding the risk of getting caught quite entertaining

smiling in-between kisses

reunion kisses, and ''i thought you were dead''

kisses in which ''i’ll kiss you right now to prove i don’t feel anything for you'' but the kiss proves the opposite

kissing your lover's tears away

pulling away from a kiss, asking your lover to marry you

grabbing hold of your lover’s collar, begging them to kiss you

sliding your hands down your lover’s body, unzipping their zipper

untying your lover’s tie, using it to pull your lover into a kiss

not being able to unbutton your lover’s shirt because their kisses are everywhere

making-out against a wall

''let’s just kiss, just to see what it's like''

hungry kisses and ripped apart clothes

''it’s always been you'' kisses

[justabasterd]

Just need to put this out there:

Authors deserve as much respect as artists.

We work hard on our craft. It also takes hours upon hours. It also involves skills and talents that take years to hone.

Please stop thinking of writing as a second class hobby.

[justabasterd]

🎃🌧️🍁☕🍂 hello october 🍂☕🍁🌧️🎃

[justabasterd]

The Ultimate Creative Writing Resource List

After writing for quite nearly my entire literate life ~and~ getting a creative writing degree, I've put together a comprehensive list of the sites and blogs that I've found most useful! Check it out, we've got—

An Insanely Detailed Character Creation Sheet: use this page to learn everything you've ever wanted to know about your character and more. It never fails to make me consider something about them I wouldn't have thought of otherwise.

A Character Avatar Creator: if you know what your character looks like and want a visual of them for notes/cork boards/Google Docs, this site will let you personalize them almost as much as a Sims game.

Pinterest: if you don't know what your character looks like and need inspiration, search for pictures of people who inspire you. Definitely have done this more often than not because I can never seem to pin down (pun intended) my character's exact appearance. Really helps with things you might forget while writing, like the shape of their eyebrows, how their hair lays or even how they stand.

A Map Creation Website: it's meant for fantasy worlds but I've used it for my historical fiction novels! Super customizable even without paying for it. It also saves your work in the free version, which has saved me when I forgot to upload copies to where I keep all my story stuff.

Grammar Girl: have any questions about where to put that semicolon or when to use italics? Grammar Girl is literally used by English teachers because it's that accurate. Check your work or put as many commas in that manuscript as your heart tells you to anyway. I've done both!

Grammarly: this is another way to check your grammar, especially if you use the Chrome extension. It automatically checks your basic grammar, spelling, and readability while you type in Google Docs or another browser-based text document. Note that it isn't foolproof and sometimes will suggest things that don't make sense. Use your best judgement when it highlights things!

Word Hippo: do you feel like you've used one word too often in your story? I use Word Hippo daily for both my creative and professional writing to avoid repetition. When I can't think of a synonym or antonym on my own, it has a billion suggestions for adjectives, verbs, nouns, etc. It can even help you find words that rhyme! Make your character a poet. Nothing can stop you.

Text-to-Speech Reader: it's always easier to catch minor line errors when you read something out loud, but if you don't feel like doing that, this site will read your story for you. There are multiple voices to choose from, so have fun listening to your hard-won stories while you edit.

Background Noise—Coffee Shop: I always lose myself in stories when I have this video playing in the background. It's like I'm in a coffee shop or cozy restaurant booth, but without spending money.

Background Noise—Tavern Fireplace: same vibes as a coffee shop, but with fireplace crackling.

Background Noise—Rain Shower: listen to rain patter against your window with some thunder in the background.

Background Noise—Cozy Fireplace and Rain Shower: combine your favorite sounds in this extra long video of a wood-burning fireplace and a distance rain shower. Perfect for anyone who doesn't want to hear extra loud thunder.

Background Noise—Forest Sounds: is your story taking place outdoors? These sounds will make you feel like you're in the woods with your characters.

Background Noise—Blizzard Sounds: constant blizzard winds may easily make you feel removed from the world so you can focus on your work.

Background Noise—Interior Plane Cabin White Noise: the pleasant hum of a plane cabin is what I often write to. There are no loud take-off, landing, or passenger sounds either.

Background Noise—Christmas Music From Another Room: I found this video when quarantining for Christmas with my husband in 2020. It ended up being one of my favorite writing background videos of that year. It features lyric-less songs on vinyl, plus muffled talking, which was a definite perk for the year+ we spent inside.

Background Noise—Lo-Fi: when I'm not sure what I want to write to, I use this playlist. It has the perfect low-key beats for writing less-intense scenes or working on plot, characters, mapping, etc.

Tumblrs With Fantastic Writing Tips: I have a few favorite tumblrs I loooooove and have followed on various blogs for many years. They regularly answer submitted questions and have organized tags, so if you're wondering about something, you'll likely find an answer by searching their blogs! Check out @fixyourwritinghabits @heywriters @wordsnstuff for expert-level help, guidance, and inspiration.

Tumblrs With Writing Prompts: while there are many prompt websites and blogs, my favorite prompt tumblrs are @daily-prompts and @creativepromptsforwriting for their variety and creativity!

Other resources...

Goodreads: consistently reading is part of exercising that creative muscle in your brain. Goodreads will help you keep track of everything you've read, are reading, and want to read. Find your next inspiration and the latest updates on what's coming out soon from your favorite authors.

Poets & Writers Contests: this site is always posting the latest creative writing contests for all genres. It also has free submissions, so don't worry if you can't afford entry fees for now.

The Writer: you'll also find great contests (both free and paid) at The Writer. Explore their site to discover other great resources too, like writing getaways and publishing tips.

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Enjoy and I hope this helps! Feel free to reblog and add other resources that you use for your writing. I'd love to find more!

[justabasterd]

♕ Fic Recommendations Master List - 𝐼𝐼 ♕

➵ These fanfics are some I HIGHLY recommend, written by some of my favorite writers. Pairings, summaries, and warnings will be provided as well as their authors properly tagged. Most of these stories are reader insert (female), ranging from fluff, smut, or angst. Some fanfics are OFCs centered, a few of them are Unnamed OFCs (undescribed) and will be tagged as x Reader.

➵ Dive into these wonderful pieces of writing and feel free to share your thoughts and comments. ⚠️ Do not forget to reblog these stories. Let’s all support and give some well-deserved recognition to our amazing fanfiction writers who practice their hobby for free and in their own time.

➵ Please, do read the warnings for each story! Some of the works I recommend are RPFs, A/B/O, and contain explicit sexual content. If you do not like any of these, then do not read them, and do not blame writers for their own tastes and interests that differ from yours. Your media consumption is your responsibility.

➵ *No matter how mature you think you are, if you are under 18 years old, please do not read any further as the content below contains sensitive material and is tagged as such. Don’t get us, writers, into trouble! Thank you.

**I did NOT write any of the stories featured below the cut; the reason I link my own reblogs is that it helps me keep track of who changes their URLs and who deactivates their accounts. Simple as that.

🎀 Fluff 🍑 Smut 💧 Angst ❤️ Favorites

♔ Henry Cavill ♔

— ❤️❤️ we’ve got one thing in common (it’s this tongue of mine) 🍑 by @thhimble

❥ Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader x Chris Evans ❥ Summary: There’s no hesitation, no doubt, the idea’s been in your mind since Chris pressed a kiss to the top of your shoulder and wrapped an arm around your waist while Henry leaned forward to say something into your ear, his eyes shifting from yours to Chris and back again. ❥ Warnings: pure smut! threesome, oral sex (both receiving), size kink, soft squirting (it’s a thing, okay), a little bit of manhandling, but nothing too rough. i don’t think. Henry's BDE. America's heroes are in it to win it. No DP in this part, but maybe the next one… maybe. not beta read but i did my best.

— ❤️ Yours Again 💧🎀🍑 by @sillyrabbit81

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You and Henry had a brief relationship onset, but you called it off when filming finished. At the film's premiere, Henry is determined to win you back for good. ❥ Warnings: RPF, p in v sex, implied praise kink, reader smokes a cigarette.

— ❤️ The Sweetest Temptation 🍑🎀 by @mayloma

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Henry practices his lines for a new commercial. And you like it :) ❥ Warnings: 18+, NSFW, RPF, smut, voice kink, mentions of p in v sex, blowjob, praise kink, fluff.

— Good Girl 🍑 by @littlefreya

❥ Pairing: Henry x OFC ❥ Summary: Henry is at the gym testing the new Glute Drive while his longing wife drops by to visit and decides to play a little wicked game of teasing. ❥ Warnings: Explicit, this is basically ALL smut. Slight SubMale / DomFem then a lot of DomMale / SubFem, dry humping, cock teasing, dangerous driving, fingering, dirty talk, daddy kink, slight size kink (I am all the kinks today), unprotected sex and bodily fluids!

— Monster Mash 🎀 by @its--fandom--darling

❥ Pairing: Dad!Henry x Reader ❥ Prompt: buying Halloween themed cookie cutters and cutting all their food during October to look like gravestones, ghosts, or Frankenstein’s monster’s head. ❥ Warnings: none.

The following ones were all written by the amazing @sweetdreamsofgelato

— Game Night 🎀

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: A quick light-hearted fluffy one-shot about game night with Henry ❥ Warnings: none.

— ❤️❤️ Lost and Found 🎀

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: based on the following tweet: “I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear “Alyssa Stockton, your child is at register 10”. I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.” ❥ Warnings: snarky humor

♘ Geralt of Rivia ♘

— ❤️❤️ Until We Meet Again 💧🎀🍑 by pikapeppa

First part of the Chamomile and Gwent series on AO3.

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Geralt is a traveller. He’s travelled from White Orchard to Skellige to Toussaint and back, and he’s seen things that most people have never seen before. But you’re a traveller, too. And somehow, throughout your travels, you and Geralt always seem to find each other, and in the most satisfying ways. ❥ Warnings: friends with benefits, character study, reader’s sexual awakening, cozy conversations after sex, lots of smut, Soft Dom!Geralt, lots of fluff, pining, angst with a happy ending, surprise appearances from lots of Witcher characters. ❥ Sally’s Note: this is my favorite Geralt series ever!

— ❤️❤️ Sunshine Smile 🎀 by @captainsy-cookiemonster

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You catch a certain someone's eye at a festival in your village. ❥ Warnings: none, pure fluff, maybe a tiiiny pinch of angst? ❥ Sally’s Note: this might be my favorite Geralt one-shot!

— ❤️ Lemon and Leather 🎀🍑 by @luciilferss

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: It’s by chance that you stumble upon Geralt of Rivia; it’s by chance that you fall in love with him, too. ❥ Warnings: smut, mentions of expectations of marriage, use of the word whore, Geralt being a nasty ass and covered in dirt.

— ❤️ The Worst Monster of All 💧🎀 by @notabronte

❥ Pairing:unnamed/undescribed OFC – Reader Insert ❥ Summary:it seems just a regular job for Geralt. Kill the monster and leave. Instead, he gets more than he was expecting. ❥ Warnings: mentions of abuse. Not smut. Sort of fluff, though not much.

♚ August Walker ♚

— ❤️ Gentle Monsters 🎀🍑 by @littlefreya

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: It’s your first date with agent Walker, and things get a little too raunchy, but you are not ready to go all the way… ❥ Warnings: 18+, smut, vaginal fingering, groping, grinding, cock grabbing, virginity. SoftDom vibes. August is the big bad wolf, but he can be soft for the right woman.

— Through Her Eyes: Part One & Part Two by @notabronte

❥ Pairing: August x Unnamed OFC ❥ Summary: August Walker has a secret. Another secret. A special secret, one he's very careful that it stays hidden. ❥ Warnings: mostly fluff, some angst, ⚠️ implied/referenced domestic violence (not August), kidnapping, violence, blood, guns, everything ends well.

— ❤️ Garden of Eden 🍑 by @angryschnauzer

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Unprotected Sex, Semi Public Sex, Hyperspermia

— ❤️ Yes, Alpha by @wayward-persephone

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Setting: AU - A/B/O Universe ❥ Warnings: A/B/O, annoying and creepy ex-boyfriend following Reader, sexual tension, August to the rescue, implied smut.

✪ Captain Syverson ✪

— The Night of Many Firsts 💧🎀🍑 by @delicate-moon-princess

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You’ve been seeing Sy for the past few months. He asks you to stay the night at his place for the first time. You decide to take him up on his offer, not knowing that tonight you will be tackling a lot of firsts in your relationship. ❥ Warnings: 18+ smutty content, groping, fingering (f receiving), insecure thoughts, bad self-image, panic attacks, hinted plus size reader, hinted age gap, mention of male masturbation, bad writing of southern accent, excessive use of pet names.

— Garden of Glass 🍑 by @agirlcandream84

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: was Sy keeping secrets just like the rest?  He was about to find out that you’re not a doormat. ❥ Warnings: 18+ ONLY, Minors DNI.  Smut, Swearing, minor mention of blood, fingering, orgasm, praise.

— ❤️ Evermore 🎀 by @hauntedelation

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: For as long as you’ve known Sy, he was a man who honored his word. You didn’t think that one Christmas would mark the beginning of a wonderful journey with him. ❥ Warnings: fluff, hint of smut at the start, baby fever!!

The following were written by the inspiring @littlefreya

— ❤️ The Model 🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Syverson is a nude model in your art class. ❥ Warnings: 18+, male nudity, mentions of smut, reader is Shy and introverted, hinted anxiety.

— The Beast 🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert Warnings: 18+, pure smut, pwp, blow job, description of bodily fluids, somewhat MaleDom vibes are implied, light face-fucking, swallowing.

All written by the Queen of Syverson Fanfics, @sillyrabbit81

— ❤️ Honey, I Distracted the Kids 🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Sy comes up with a way to get alone time with you. ❥ Warnings: Dad!Sy, Husband!Sy, smut, p in v sex, titty fucking, oral sex (m receiving).

— ❤️ Trypanophobia 🎀

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Sy is a big pussy… cat and as his tattoo artist, you help him overcome his fear with some cheeky flirtations. ❥ Warnings: needles, tattoos, flirting, implied smut.

— Pink or Black 🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You go shopping with Sy and when you ask his opinion things get interesting (I suck at this, it's smut, pure smut) ❥ Warnings: Smut, rough sex (p in v), dirty talk, oral sex (69 and male receiving), fingering (female receiving)

— And So Much More 💧🎀🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: After a disappointing date, your best friend's older brother picks you up to take you home. ❥ Warnings: smut, oral sex (m receiving), vaginal fingering, angst and some fluff.

— Tell Me And It’s Yours 🎀🍑

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You ask Sy to make love to you. ❥ Warnings: smut, p in v sex, oral sex (f receiving), mild dirty talk, soft!Sy, fluffy.

❖ Clark Kent/Superman ❖

— Imagine Clark as Your Bartender… 🎀 by @angryschnauzer

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Warnings: mentions of alchohol.

— ❤️ Bubbles 🎀 by @alienguts

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Y/N comes home tired from work so Clark helps her relax with dinner and a bubble bath. ❥ Warnings: Reader being tired, washing/bathing, no smut.

— Like An Anthem that the Whole World’s Singing 🎀 by @bubble-tea-bunny

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Warnings: none.

♙ Sherlock Holmes ♙

— ❤️ Wild Violets 🎀🍑 by @st-juliet

❥ Pairing: undescribed OFC ❥ Summary: Sherlock indulges in some naughtiness whilst out on a picnic with his beloved wife, the Reader. ❥ Warnings: 18+ for suggestive language and smut, specifically: enthusiastically consensual unprotected sex—private and uninterrupted, but outside in nature—with a bit of spanking and mild period-typical gender-role reinforcement.

— Autumn Mornings 🎀 by @henryofsteel

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: a rainy, autumn morning with Sherlock Holmes. ❥ Warnings: none.

— An Absolute Mess 🎀 by @youvebeenlivingfictional

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Your Aunt Martha had written you a… Moderately frantic letter asking you for help. She was an older woman with a couple of lodgers at 221B Baker Street. ❥ Warnings: Fluff; Sherlock Being Sherlock™

—❤️❤️ Taste of Home 💧🎀🍑 by @delicate-moon-princess

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You wake up next to Sherlock in bed after months of being apart. It never felt like home when he was gone. And now finally, he’s there to fill the void in your heart. ❥ Warnings: 18+ smut, kissing, thigh fucking, unprotected p in v, sleepy sex, cock warming, a tad emotional?

♤ Walter Marshall ♤

— ❤️ Don’t Wait Up 💧🎀 by @daydreaming-in-letters

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: It's your anniversary and Walter has stood you up—again. When he finally comes home to apologise, he finds the house empty. ❥ Warnings: language, angst, graphic description of a wet, freshly showered Walter, fluff.

— ❤️ The First Day of Winter 🎀 by @keanureevesisbae

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You are stranded in the terminal, unable to catch your flight, but then you meet a handsome stranger, who is stuck like you. ❥ Warnings: none.

— An Eventful Day 🎀 by toomanystoriessolittletime

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Walter is coming home from a long and exhausting work day. ❥ Warnings: none.

—❤️ Angel 🍑 by @mayloma

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Your relationship with Walter is still fresh. You break through his reserve and discover how well you fit together… Okay, at least I tried to write a summary. Tbh, this is mostly smut 🤷‍♀️ ❥ Warnings: 18+ (minors, do not interact!), nsfw, fluff to smut, Dom!Walter, Sub!Reader, blowjob, fingering, body fluids, cum play, degradation kink, pussy slapping.

— Insomnia Marshmallows: Part One & Part Two 🎀🍑 by @scorpiobitch95

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Your closest neighbor and somewhat acquaintance, Walter Marshall, comes to rescue you in the middle of a blizzard. Coincidentally, both of you have trouble sleeping and find way to pass the time. ❥ Warnings: cursing, heavy making out, sexual desires, flirting, 18+ only. SMUT SMUT .... AND MORE SMUT, oral sex (f receiving), sex (p in v), bodily fluids, cockwarming, cursing, mild dominant energy if you squint.

❉ Napoleon Solo ❉

— ❤️ Mirror & Mirage 🎀 by @notabronte

❥ Pairing: unnamed/undescribed OFC ❥ Summary: two lost souls that find each other in a world of lies; truth is a valuable treasure. ❥ Warnings: none. It was quickly written, there might be mistakes tho. Sort of fluff. Inverse chronology (there's a flashback)

— ❤️ It’s Been a Long, Long Time… 💧🎀🍑 by @nuggsmum

❥ Pairing: Napoleon x OFC ❥ Summary: Napoleon finally reunites with a lover…

❁ Mike (Hellraiser: Hellworld) ❁

— What Your Husband Can’t Give You 🍑 by @angryschnauzer

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Separated from your husband, you end up having to hire someone to shovel snow from your driveway, little did you know that an ad ‘Mike’s Helping Hands’ would lead to more than just shovelling snow. ❥ Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Age gap (mid 20′s male/older female reader with kids), flirting, Oral Sex (female recieving), unprotected sex, vaginal sex, anal fingering, sloppy seconds, making asshole ex’s jealous.

— Campfire 🎀 by @captainsy-cookiemonster

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: You meet up with some other students for beer and ghost stories around the campfire. ❥ Warnings: horror stories (talks of blood and murder), alcohol, probably implied drunk driving (DON’T FUCKING DO THAT!!!), cute fluff, cuddling, hoodie sharing, maybe implied smut and nudity? Just to be safe?

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—❤️ Morning After 🎀 (sequel to Campfire) by @captainsy-cookiemonster

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: the morning after the campfire. Mikey decides he's the cuddly one today. And a coffee emergency. Can you handle it? ❥ Warnings: domestic fluff, all the cuteness, coffee emergency, size kink if you squint

✩ Will Shaw ✩

—❤️ Waves 🍑 by @captainsy-cookiemonster

❥ Pairing: Reader Insert ❥ Summary: Will wants to celebrate with you a little after a very successful business dinner. ❥ Warnings: +18 minors dni, smut, sex, oral (f receiving), unprotected sex (wrap it up! be safe!), gentle-rough sex, slight male!dom/fem!sub, multiple orgasms, mention of alcohol consumption, cuddling, body fluids, fluff, me trying to be poetic should also be a warning.

♞ Charles Brandon ♞

— ❤️ Discreet 💧🎀🍑 by @littlefreya

❥ Pairing: Charles x Virgin OFC ❥ Summary: it might kill him if he touches her, but one touch of hers is worth a thousand deaths. ❥ Warnings: smut, semi-public sexual intercourse, deflowering, slight fluff and angst.

⚜ Multiple Characters ⚜

— Dangerous Games & Sequel 🍑 by @littlefreya

❥ Pairing: August x Reader x Walter ❥ Summary: You’ve got yourself into a perilous situation with both Walter and August. Now the question is: which punishment will you choose. ❥ Warnings: 18+, smut, threesome, unprotected sexual intercourse, MaleDom/FemSub dynamics, cockwarming, voyeurism, orgasm denial, language, teasing, male masturbation, praise kink, degradation kink, mind games, facial, depiction of bodily fluids, mentions of double penetration and anal.

—❤️ The Fallen Wolves Brotherhood (on-going series) 💧🎀🍑 by @sillyrabbit81

❥ Pairing: Captain Syverson x OFC, Walter Marshall x OFC, Mike x OFC, Geralt x OFC, August Walker x OFC ❥ Setting: AU - reverse harem, biker gang. ❥ Series Summary: Lori “Babycakes” Tate swore she would never date a biker but when her life is in danger, she is put under the protection of a small club known as The Fallen Wolves Brotherhood. She suddenly finds herself attracted to not one, but five bikers. ❥ Series Warnings: Reverse harem, age gap (OFC 23, ages range from 23 to mid 40s), oral sex (male and female receiving), unprotected p in v sex, anal sex, group sex, masturbation, praise kink, mentions of body fluids, drug use, recreational drinking, sex work, criminal activities, mention of death, violence, use of weapons, mentions of war, mentions of abuse, angst, fluff, probably a lot more that I will add as they come up.

—❤️ Worship 💧🎀🍑 (on-going series) by @daydreaming-in-letters

Part One; Part Two; Part Three; Part Four; Part Five; Part Six; Part Seven; Part Eight; Part Nine; Part Ten

❥ Pairing: Hades (Geralt/August) x OFC ❥ Setting: AU - modern Greek mythology ❥ Summary: Hades gets informed that one of the souls has tried to escape from the Underworld. He is not amused and decides to pay a visit to the mortal realm… ❥ Series Warnings: ⚠️mentions of death, psychological torture, grief, drinking, hinting to death wish, feelings of guilt, language, sexual innuendos, strong sexual tension, possessiveness, cruelty, power play, bondage, dom/sub vibes, fingering, teasing, sex toys, masturbation, voyeurism, fluff, teasing, pining, alcohol consumption, public fingering, public, unprotected, rough sex...

Posted: 01/09/2022

[justabasterd]

Strawberries and Cigarettes

Summary: Sugar and smoke rings, I've been a fool; But strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you

Pairing: Jason Todd x reader (+Damian appearance)

Word Count: 3.1k

Warnings: Language?

AN: thank you all for the support on Angel Baby❤️ it’s really really appreciated.

Jason tilted his head back until he felt the cold brick against his skull. Relief flooded as he closed his eyes, the irritation diminishing.

He exhaled deeply, the smoke leaving his lungs. With his knees up, forearms propped on top, he tapped his fingertips against his knee. He was sure ashes were falling onto his clothes.

YN wouldn’t like the smell. He’d have to change when he went back in. Maybe he should’ve stayed in his Red Hood gear— perhaps it wouldn’t have held the smell like his hoodie would.

No; He hadn’t wanted to stay in that gear for another minute, much less fifteen.

He had been freezing when he came home— wanting nothing but the comfort of sweatpants and his girlfriend. But he needed to take his edge off first, or else he’d stay up all night. Tossing and turning.

YN had work in the morning.

Luckily, he had early patrol this week. He was actually home at a decent hour; He was able to spend time with her.

His tired eyes cracked open, sliding across the sparse view from the fire escape.

A pair of booted feet dropped down onto the metal platform. Nearly silent.

“Are you going to stay out here all night?” Damian demanded, crossing his arms over his chest.

Jason sighed through his nose, taking another drag of his cigarette before cutting his eyes back over to his brother.

“Are you gonna stop dropping by my apartment unannounced?” He rebutted, flicking the ash away.

He wondered how long Damian had been perched on the rooftop, waiting for him to move. Jason was already twelve minutes in— on his second cigarette.

He had gotten antsy and deviated from his plan of waiting Jason out. Dropped down anyways.

“Those aren’t healthy.” Damian stated, nodding to the stick between his fingers.

“Gee, thanks.” Jason droned sarcastically, tilting his head to blow smoke in the opposite direction. “Why are you here?”

“I have business with YN.”

The older boy rolled his eyes, a soft ‘tch’ coming from his mouth. He ran his tongue across his bottom lip, his free hand coming up to run through his hair and tug at the roots.

“You’re like twelve.” Jason met his brother’s eyes in a blank stare. “Just say you wanted to see her.”

Damian’s face warmed, despite the chill that had settled in over the atmosphere as night set in over Gotham.

“Didn’t you stop smoking months ago?”Damian wrinkled his nose, eying him suspiciously. “Does YN know you’re out here?”

Jason rolled his eyes. The only person the little brat had to get along with would be his girlfriend. Whether the cause be cosmic karma or just Damian trying his damndest to annoy him.

“I’ll throw you from this fire escape.” He threatened.

Damian’s left brow lifted. After staring at Jason for an unprecedented amount of time, he finally huffed before ducking through the window. His cape smacking Jason in the face.

Jason growled, every neuron of his brain telling him to reach in, grab the little jerk, and hold him by his underwear off the platform.

It would upset YN, but how much was he willing to undergo the silent treatment?

Damian made sure his steps were loud enough to alert Yn. As brilliant as she was, she was still a hopeless civilian. The tiniest of squeaks could go by unnoticed.

He was sparse in his evaluation of the apartment— it rarely changed form, as both Jason and YN were far too comfortable to actually change any aspect of the living quarters.

As usual in the apartment, Jason had books strewn about. Most were face down, still open. Others were stacked and piled on any flat surface available. Blankets were piled on the sofa, where a basket of unfolded laundry also sat.

Damian grit his teeth— nearly bursting a blood vessel— at the sight of the coffee table. Pieces of his red hood armor sat out in the open, along with multiple handguns and knives.

Didn’t he understand the simple concert of vigilante and secret?

He tried to smooth his expression over as he approached the kitchen— where he could hear soft humming and the clank of glassware.

“Hey, Damian— everything okay?” YN asked. She lifted the glass measuring cup to the light, squinting at the lines— bringing the cup closer to her face.

Damian frowned; She needed glasses. If he pointed it out again, she would just brush him off again.

Stubborn as a mule.

“Fine.” He replied, disinterested as he pulled a barstool out. Plopping down, his eyes glued to Yn’s actions. “Your boyfriend is smoking on the fire escape.”

YN exhaled a short laugh, shaking her head at how fast Damian was to snitch on his brother to her. It had been discovered that when it came to her, the boy was always looking to start a hate campaign against Jason.

Because YN deserved way better than Jason Todd, and Damian was not shy to hold his opinion to himself.

“Better than inside.” She assured him. Damian’s brow lifted suspiciously.

“You’re letting him do it?”

YN’s movements slowed, her lips pursing. Damian saw her swallow her first thought, keeping it quiet.

Even though Jason ‘forbade’ him from doing it, Damian still looked up a background on the girl when she first came around the Manor. She and Jason had been dating for five months before her first visit.

He didn’t really care what Todd had to say— he was running a background on her.

He wasn’t sure of what exactly he had been expecting, but what he found wasn’t it.

Two restraining orders issued on a pair of brothers, several pages of wellness checks by the police (all which ended with the officers being escorted off the property with no other words being exchanged).

Her medical records were also chock full of ‘accidents’.

So Damian had a pretty clear idea of why she rarely spoke her mind. That was something he assumed Jason was working on with her.

“He’s had a rough week.” YN excused, her brow creased as she stirred her dry ingredients together.

“That is enabling behavior.”

Okay, so he was also working on it with her.

He’d never admit it. Not even in front of God Themselves.

YN exhaled a short laugh, her face warming exponentially. It was pathetic that a twelve year old had more self worth than she did— even worse that he was teaching her to be better.

“Okay. I’ll talk with him about it.” She murmured, keeping her eyes low. Damian hummed, content for now. “What’s going on, Shortstack?”

“Father enrolled me in an extracurricular.” He announced, crossing his arms and propping his elbows on the counter before him.

“What is it?”

Damian never understood why YN was such an apt listener. Even to the most boring of conversations.

He would hate to see her in a gala situation. She would be stuck for days.

Not that Todd would ever bring her to one, but should he ever, he would have to stick close by her. Nothing to do the fact that he would actually enjoy it for once. Of course not.

“Fencing.”

YN paused at the venom behind a single word; She tossed a glance over her shoulder at the young boy. His brows furrowed and a look a genuine dissatisfaction on his features. Damian habitually had a hint of that face permanently.

“Did you want to do that?”

“I am already the best in the class.” Damian droned. The words were supposed to be good words, but his voice made them seem depressing. His eyes cut over to hers— narrowed and annoyed. “We’ve had two lessons.”

“You’re bored, then?”

“Extremely.”

“Did you say any of this to him?” She asked, keeping her focus on her task. This was always the best way to obtain information from nearly all the Wayne boys. Coaxing information without direct confrontation. Anything to make them feel less vulnerable. Except Dick— he spilled secrets without a second thought. “What other choices did you have?”

“There’s… “ Damian’s voice instantly perished, his throat closing and keeping the thought locked in. His face warmed uncomfortably. He cleared his throat before trying his luck. “I was interested in taking… piano classes.”

A beat of silence fell over the kitchen.

Just the noise of YN scraping what seemed to be a pie crust out onto a pile of flour.

A small seed of anxious doubt buried itself at the apex of his heart. Worming its way through the muscle.

He put too much trust in her, he shouldn’t have spoken. It wasn’t too late to snap at her and leave the apartment. He could—

“There’s nothing wrong with piano, Damian.” YN spoke up, once she realized he was awaiting her response.

For all his eccentricities and independence, Damian was still just a boy. YN, while she never babied him, spoke to him as such. Encouraged him to delve into his own interests— something other than the League or Robin or Batman.

She was having better luck than Bruce, at least.

“I don’t know how Father will react.” He cautioned.

YN clicked her tongue softly, nodding her head. She had learned long ago that Damian had many facades for many different occasions. He was very good at pretending and acting indifferent. Especially when it came down to his father’s approval.

“Just explain your thoughts. If he has a problem with it, tell him to come see me.”

Damian hummed, the corner of his mouth tugged uncontrollably.

It was the closest YN had ever gotten to a smile.

The closest anyone had ever gotten from him.

“You cannot fight Father, YN.” He decided, shaking his head. “You will lose.”

She laughed, wiping her hands off before crossing the room. YN pulled the chair out right beside his, scooting it over to give him his space.

Then she laced her fingers together and leaned her forearms against the table.

With her attention solely on him now, Damian could feel the shift. He often felt that shift with her; Where her attention was on him and him only. It always made him feel like he was the only person in the world— like Gotham could be in flames outside at that moment, but she wanted to hear every detail about his day.

No wonder Todd had an ego the size of North America.

“Point is, sometimes two can be better than one. Make sense?”

“I suppose.” Damian agreed. YN smiled warmly.

It almost made him want to smile back. He would have, had the hairs on the back of his neck stood at attention. A soft noise in the next room ripping him out of the falsified world YN had smothered his senses in.

In the next moment, Jason’s broad shouldered form came striding through the doorway. He had stripped off his hoodie, down to his t shirt; Forearms on display, as well as the scars that laced his skin.

“Hey, babe, we’ve gotta start closing those windows. We’re getting cockroaches in here.” Jason swatted at Damian’s ear, keeping his body out of the boy’s range.

It didn’t stop him from leaping out of his chair, nearly fuming. Jason snorted: it was always so easy to rile him up. No matter how much training or discipline Damian touted about, he was still a kid with his brothers, and he would always be so easy to make angry.

“I’ll show you, cockroaches, Todd.” He growled, rocketing forward. His shoulder caught Jason’s stomach, hauling both of them backwards into the wall.

Jason grunted at the force, grappling to gain a grip on Damian’s uniform. Gripping the cape, he brought it directly over the boy’s head, holding it over his eyes.

It only infuriated him further.

Damian’s hand slipped down to where his sword hung at his hip. Yn’s eyes widened as she shot back to her feet, prepared to involve herself if the situation got sticky.

“Hey! Not inside!” She threatened, stepping forward once more. Damian shoved away from his older brother, scowling. Jason had the nerve to smirk at the obedience the boy portrayed when it came to YN. “We might not have a lot of nice stuff but we are civilized.”

“Some of us.” He cut his eyes down to the short teenager at his side.

Damian’s elbow prodded into his ribs; The older boy winced, reaching out to smack him.

“Jason.” YN warned.

“Fine.” He stepped away, a deep pout on his lips.

“I have to go anyways.” Damian broke away from the melee group, beginning his exit.

“Hate for you to miss bedtime and story time.” Jason teased, grinning at his own clever remark.

Damian didn’t flinch; He continued on his path toward the window, stopping at the doorframe to turn back around and announce:

“I will slip in under the cover of night and steal your kneecaps to make decorative bowls out of them.”

“Yeah, right.”

YN rolled her eyes and spun on her heel, going back to her original task.

Jason immediately saw his opportunity to get closer to YN and took it, without care of the four foot child-man in the room.

He curled his body around hers, arms winding around her to pull her closer. His chin propped on her shoulder— gently swaying.

Damian’s mouth tugged into a sharp frown at the blatant show of affection.

“Gross.”

“My apartment, dumbass.” Jason snarked.

“Goodnight, YN.” Damian sighed; His lip curled as his eyes raked over the overly large man, clinging to her body. “Todd.”

“Gremlin.”

He didn’t reply further, simply turning on his heel and slipping off into the apartment. Jason listened for his feet on the grating of the fire escape, the tell tale whizzing noise of a grappling hook, a cape whipping through the air.

Once he was sure Damian was gone, his attention returned to where it was always meant to be.

He exhaled sharply, a small shake of his head— the best he could do, seeing as he’d melded their bodies together.

“God, that kid is weird.” Jason’s words were muffled by her skin, as he pressed his mouth against her shoulder.

“He’s a kid— he’s supposed to be weird.” YN’s lips curled in the corners, amused at his tone.

She could have told him that he shouldn’t have spoken against his youngest brother’s eccentricity. She could have told him that she recalled stories a certain butler had divulged to her over tea one afternoon.

It would’ve done no good— not at this proximity. Jason would just press himself closer and drown her teasing out with slow kisses until she forgot what she was saying.

It happened more often than not.

“Not like that he’s not.” He grumbled. YN rolled her eyes, continuing her task of chopping strawberries. Jason’s hand snuck off her waist and to the pile to snag two of the fruit pieces. “What are you making?”

“I went by the farmers market and found these,” Yn lifted a small green basket of ripe strawberries, bringing them to his face and shoving his nose into them. “Don’t they smell good?”

“Yes, Christ.” He hissed, his head jerking back. YN laughed at his faux annoyance, biting down on her bottom lip. Jason pressed a sloppy kiss to her cheek and backed away, leaving a swat to her backside. “Didn’t answer my question. Did you get any more of those fruit tart things?”

He opened the fridge door, perusing the items in search.

“Yes I did— top shelf.” Jason snagged two from the box, using his elbow to close the door. “And I’m making strawberry pies. One for us and one for Wayne Manor.”

“Ugh. Why do you insist on being nice to those assholes?” He whined, nearly melting against the appliance.

“They’re your family, Jason.”

He frowned.

While over the past few years, Jason’s connections had become significantly less strained with his family, he still didn’t completely feel that he fit in with them.

He had missed so much— too much. The bitterness and hatred had swept him away. Sometimes he still felt that wave crash into him as he sat with them, watched as they fit so well together.

It was why, when he found YN, he didn’t share any information. Barely visited them.

He wanted a home again.

He wanted her to be home. Specific and special for him.

Jason was always selfish with her.

“You’re my family,” He argued. Dropping his dessert into a napkin, Jason approached his girlfriend. His hands resting low on her hips, his head peeking around to her face. “They are the estranged wealthy vigilante group on the side.”

“They are not, hard ass.” She scoffed; She shifted in his hold where they were face to face. “It’s at least for Alfred on your behalf, then. Better?”

Jason grunted, pursing his lips.

YN leaned in to press a quick kiss to his mouth, an attempt to sate him.

Jason caught her three more times, each kiss longer than the last.

She broke away, both hands coming to his chest. Jason stared down at her, mostly her lips. Anxious to kiss her again.

“Speaking of your family, Steph and Cass wanted to come over sometime next week. Girls night.” YN explained.

Jason’s head fell back, a loud groan slipping from his chest. The noise vibrated from his body into her own, as he hugged her closer.

“I’ve gotta get more cigarettes.” He whispered to the ceiling, causing her elbow to jut out into his belly gently. “They’re gonna have you all night, I won’t see you at all. Steph talks way too loud and Cass just hits me in the dick as a greeting.”

YN bit down on her lip to suppress her grin. She had definitely not been present when his siblings decided that it would be a good idea for Cass to start doing that to Jason. And she certainly didn’t laugh every time Cass did it, either.

And since Cass was pretty much terrifying, he didn’t say anything about it.

“Fine— go stay at the manor that night. You won’t have to watch the movie with us, or eat the pizza we order.” YN shrugged, untangling herself from him.

Damn her: she knew he was a sucker for a movie night.

“What movie?” He asked, crossing his arms over his chest, trying to appear nonchalant. YN only wiped her hands on a kitchen rag.

She got close to his face, close enough he could feel her breath against his skin.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” She murmured, tweaking his nose. Backing away quickly, she winked before spinning on her heel and disappearing down the hallway.

Jason scrambled after her, calling out: “What movie?”

[justabasterd]

here have some AUs as if there aren't enough on your dash already

“i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot” au

“this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au

"you’re the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you don’t believe me and tease me constantly about it” au

“okay i get it you’re a great thief and don’t want to go to jail but i’m the exhausted af detective that’s assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep i’ll get you a good deal” au

"okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face now” au

“my parents moved me halfway across the world when we were twelve and before that we were best friends but now i’m back and moving in across the hall from you so hi?” au

“i’ve been travelling a lot and somehow you’re in every single city i go to seriously what the fuck who even are you how are you doing this” au

“we’ve been nothing but friends for our whole lives but then we played seven minutes in heaven on a dare and now i think i might actually be in love with you” au

“ngl i thought you were the weak one of this friend group but your whole life just went to complete shit around you and somehow you’re still acting the same so if you want to be weak you can be around me” au

“my guitarist quit the night before the gig that could mean the big break for a band that i have put my soul into and supposedly you’re really good but i swear to god if you screw this up for me i will hunt you down and slit your throat” au

“it seems we’re the only two people in this class that actually know what the fuck is going on want to team up for this project and ruin everybody’s lives” au

“we started arguing about which hogwarts house this one character would be in and we completely lost track of time and now you’re demanding i take you out to dinner is this a date” au

“i’m the private investigator that was hired by your ex to track you down and you totally caught me sitting outside your apartment in a rental car so hi what up” au

“i came to check out this support group but things have kind of been majorly sucking lately and you were there and i didn’t even know anything was wrong but we’ve known each other for months what gives” au

“i’m the lawyer helping you get custody of your daughter and oops you’re all kinds of adorable with her and also i think she’s growing attached to me is this good or bad” au

“i meant to text the contact one above you in my phone’s contact list for a booty call but i didn’t realize i hit your name until i sent it so now i’m just sitting here feeling those little three dots hardcore judging me” au

“we started dating after months of sexual tension between us but then you moved across the country so now we’re trying to figure out how to make this brand new relationship work long distance” au

“so not to be rude or anything but i’ve been coming to this cemetery at this time on this day every week for fucking years and i’ve always been alone up until now seriously what the hell” au

“it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

[justabasterd]

not me finally breaking my 3 year writing hiatus to write a fic as a birthday present

[justabasterd]

Mrvlbimbo's Eddie Munson Masterlist 

hiiiiii everyone, I figured it was time I made a master list for all my Eddie fics.

For anything in the series and longer fics catagory y'all can send me requests to further those stories and/or HCs you have for them.

Everything other than the drabbles is explicitly xfem reader because I write in third person using she/her pronouns.

The summaries are bad but hopefully this is helpful for everyone.

Smut meter

🍓complete fluff

🍒suggestive

🌶smuttish

🔥full on smut

Other tags

☁️angst

🍬sub! Eddie

🧁sub! Reader

🏠established relationship

🎲virgin! Eddie

💎virgin! Reader

Series and longer fics

Secret admirer series, pt1, 2, 3, 4

reader leaves romantic notes in Eddie's locker because she's too shy to talk to him in person.

Rating: 🌶💎🎲 (will change when chapter 4 is posted)

Eddie x bimbo!reader series masterlist

based on this request: eddie and bimbo reader!! a unique pair, but reader likes metal and rock music, and they find other ways to bond later

Rating: there’s too many parts but it’s a mix of all

What’s the plot of Romeo and Juliet again?

based on this request: eddie X (cheerleader?) reader where reader is dating jason. they get into an argument and eddie steps in to protect her. maybe they end up breaking up and eddie is really happy about it.

Rating: 🔥💎🧁

And they were roomates (pt 2 eventually)

Eddie and the reader are roommates, she catches him jerking off. She offers to help.

Rating: 🌶🍬

You mean nothing (everything) to me

friends to enemies to lovers. They fuck in the hellfire chair. It's almost 5k words.

Rating: 🔥🍬☁️

Practice makes perfect, first times the charm (coming soon)

based on this request: Eddie fic? where poor baby is a virgin but his not-girl-friend is more than happy to let him give her head for ‘practice’?

Rating: 🌶🍬🎲

It’s about time someone wrote an Eddie Munson sex pollen fic

its an Eddie Munson sex pollen fic.

Rating: 🔥

Jason doesn’t know

Eddie and reader are fwb and she's cheating on her boyfriend (Jason) Loosely based on the song Scotty Doesn't Know.

Rating: 🔥

One shots

Don’t move

cockwarming with subby Eddie

Rating:🔥🍬🏠

Polar Opposites

based on this request: eddie with a hyper feminine, super spoiled girl? Like, everyone just being exhausted by the stereotypical girly thing she is, and her just sitting all pretty in his lap in the throne in the hellfire club room

Rating:🍒🏠

Oblivious

based on this request: Eddie coming home after a club meeting that went rlly well and he’s super pent up and energized and he gets into his room and he’s greeted with the sight of his sweet y/n on his bed in the cutest pink lingerie set waiting to have him basically rearrange her organs, and ofc he does cause how could he say no to his needy girl

Rating: 🔥🏠

I like-like you too

based on this request: eddie x fem!reader where they both like eachother and it’s sooo obvious to everyone but them? and they get teased all the time by everyone

Rating: 🍒

One more?

based on this request: Eddie fucking readers brain out and then taking care of her while she's in subspace

Rating: 🔥🧁🏠

Gummies

based on this request: u eat some of eddies gummy bears only to find out they were edibles, n now eddie has to deal with a very high y/n who wont stop gushing about him and being all giddy

Rating: 🍓

Road trip

based on this request: reader and Eddie aren’t really close but they both unknowingly think each other are attractive but reader thinks Eddie is way out of her league. So they’re in the car with dustin, max, mike and Steve, but there’s no room for the reader so Eddie offers for reader to sit on his lap. So they’re both really nervous and reader keeps shifting in his lap so he grips her hips to get her to stop because he’s getting hard and he’s really embarrassed about it

Rating: 🌶🍬

I’ll never leave

based on this request: eddie having a nightmare where his gf leaves him only for him to wake up with her drooling all over his arm in her sleep

Rating: 🍓☁️🏠

It goes both ways

based on this request: reader getting into a fight with a jock because he hit and/or upset Eddie? Like, maybe she could kick his ass but she would also have gotten her fair share of hits?

Rating: 🍓

Not so innocent

based on this request: y/ns like this good girl teachers pet-- pleated skirts and mary janes and all-- with straight a's and she's sent to tutor eddie bc man is failing with a capital F so they're studying in her pink room with a bunch of awesome stuffies (in my head a lot of them are dragons and gargoyles and eddie's nerdy lil heart fricken explodes but this is just me being stupid in love) and he has full intention to do absolutely zERO work

(corruption kink and dom!eddie if you couldn't tell by now jdjjd)

and the whole time he's just teasing her (cough degrading her cough) and flirting with her (cO U G H praising her ahem) and- oops now they're fucking *acts shocked*

Rating: 🔥💎🧁

Thoroughly

based on this request: idk idk i’m just imagining eddie being like bold bold

“you wish you could handle me”

“yes, i do. roughly…thoroughly…for hours…”

Rating: 🍒

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

based on this request: eddie accidentally calling you mommy while you’re edging him? so u like slightly laugh cause ur like omg???????? and he’s just so embarrassed BYE

Rating: 🔥🍬🏠

Rings can’t go in there

based on this request: eddie having to fish his ring out of your coochie

Rating: 🌶🏠

Teenage rebellion

Based on the request: What if Jason’s sister flirts with Eddie just to annoy his brother but she ends up having sex with him (I like how you write, specifically submissive Eddie)

Rating: 🔥🍬🎲

Drabbles

Aftercare

Wearing his rings

Giving him hickies

Boobs, boobs pt2

Belly bulge

Thighs

Fingering

Your first time with Eddie

Praise kink

Sub Eddie with begging

Naked Polaroids

Eddie x plus sized reader

Eddie with a mommy kink

Eddie x y2k aesthetic reader

Role play

Possessive Eddie

Giving Eddie head scratches

Flirting with Eddie

(Plz lmk if any of the links don’t work)

[justabasterd]

Writing Tips

Descriptions in Between Dialogue

✧

⤠ how characters interact with the environment

⇝ moving something, picking something up, looking somewhere

⤠ how the environment interacts with the characters

⇝ weather, other character’s actions or movements

⤠ gestures

⇝ facial expressions, body language

⤠ shifts in position

⇝ standing, sitting, leaning, shifting weight, crossing arms/legs

⤠ physical reactions

⇝ body temperature, fidgeting, heart rate, character quirks

⤠ environmental descriptions

⇝ descriptions using the five senses, setting, character’s appearances

⤠ internal dialogue

⇝ emotional reaction to what was said, reflection of past experiences, connections to other characters/settings/actions

➵ I want to reiterate… descriptions using the five senses ; when in doubt, think of the five senses your character is experiencing and pick what best moves the story forward

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It’s a Date

Summary: As one of the jocks pesters you to go on a date with him, Eddie intervenes and finds out you both have more in common than he expected.

Word Count: 2.2k

Disclaimer: Reader identifies as female and goes by she/her pronouns!

“How about Saturday? Are you free then?”.

You would prefer to step on one hundred pieces of lego than go on a date with Andy, one of Hawkins High’s basketball players and faithful minion to Jason Carver.

“I’m busy Saturday” you say blankly, not even glancing his way as you open your locker. You hope if you continue to act uninterested then he’ll leave you alone. 

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yall DO realize that when tags on ao3 are like "abusive relationships" "homophobia" "racism" "consent issues/r*pe" they are there to protect you, right? you do realize that those tags being there lets you know that an author RECOGNIZES when something is wrong and is explicitly tagging that because it's a story that discusses those things right? you do realize that the author is not *shudders* condoning those things, right?

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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me @ AO3

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