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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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okay once and for all
no nuance, no "oh but im allergic/its something different/whatever the fuck" either pick a side or dont answer
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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:



Bonus:

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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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[gordon Ramsey taking a bite of a contestant’s meal]
“Wowww, taste that. The cyanide in this is overpowering, you’ve added way too much you dingus. Even then, you don’t add cyanide to a hearty chicken and herbs dish. If you’re really that insistent, add nightshade, just sprinkle it on top alongside the rest of the herbs, maybe mince it up, add it to the spices and—“
[collapses and dies]
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