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Aaron burr through the show:
Alexander Hamilton: 🔫 🤡
Aaron burr sir: 😨😕😐😑😐
Shot: 🧑🏽🦱👨🏽🦱🧑🏽🦱👦🏻 🔫😐
Story of tonight:
The schuyler sisters: 😎😏😏
Farmer refuted: 🤭😑
Youll be back:
Right hand man: 😎😏😒😔
Wait for it: 👦🏽❤️👩🏽🦱 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
Stay alive (probably): 🤬😤😑🔫
Ten duel commandments: 😶😶🕺🏽😠
Meet me inside: 😎✌🏼
That would be enough:
Guns and ships: 😎🕺🏽😎🕺🏽😎😏😒 😠➡️👦🏻
history has its eyes on you:
The battle of Yorktown: 💂🏻♂️🔫😎
What comes next:
Dear theodosia: 😭❤️❤️➡️👶🏽
Non stop: 😑🔫 😒🔫 😒 🤬
What did i miss: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
Cabinet battle #1:
Take a break:
Say no to this: 😒➡️👦🏻❤️💃🏽 😐
The room where it happens: 💃🏽💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Schuyler defeated: 😎.... 😒😠➡️👦🏻
Cabinet battle #2:
Washington on your side: 😠 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
One last time:
I know him:
The adams administration: 😯😯😯🤭😎
We know: 😎😎😟😰😲
Hurricane:
Reynolds pamphlet: 😂🕺🏽😂🕺🏽😂🕺🏽
Burn:
Blow us all away:
Stay alive reprise:
Its quiet up town:
The election of 1800: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽 😏😲🙃😐
Obedient servant: 😑😐😑😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Best of wives and best of women:
The world was wide enough: 👦🏻🔫😡...
👦🏻🔫😑..... ⬆️🔫👦🏻🔫😱.... 😵🔫😫
Who lives who dies who tell your story: 🔫 🤡
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#i cant breathe #halppp #lmfao









Rich people showers
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Snaters really mean to tell me 9 year old Snape dropping a branch on Petunia is a testament to his evil nature and 16 year old Sirius Black attempting murder is just a prank...........
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me when i sense the slightest change of tone in someone’s voice

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'No need to call me 'sir', Professor.'
Tennage 'I know everything' me: bwhahahaha savage. Snape was mean for giving him detention.
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: You disrespectful little shit. You totally deserved that detention... And more.
Harry snooping into Snape's memories.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Wow. Snape totally over reacted.
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: Wow, Harry. I am disgusted that you'd do something like that, you deserve to be expelled. I'd react like Snape too.
"Where's Professor Lupin?" he said. / "He says he is feeling too ill to teach today," said Snape with a twisted smile. "I believe I told you to sit down?" But Harry stayed where he was./ "What's wrong with him?"
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Lol.
Alduting for 15 yrs, fully developed brain me: Just sit the fuck down and do as you're told you nosy shit, it's none of your bloody business. Just ten points for being late? I'd given him detention too.
Snape outing Lupin as a werewolf.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: What! Lupin was a cool teacher, totally uncalled for, Snape! So he forgot his potion, did he really deserve to lose his job?!
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: Lupin totally deserved to lose his job. Lupin put children's lives in danger. As a parent I'd want his arse out of Hogwarts before you can say fired. I don't care on the reasons to why he forgot to take his potion, the fact is, he did and could've killed my kid. I don't blame Snape for telling, I would too.
Snape called Lily mudblood.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Dude! Not cool, really not cool. If you loved her you wouldn't have.
Adulting for 15 years, fully developed brain me: Dude, I get it, I understand. I have said things I can't take back to the people I love, in a moment of anger and rage, also. Anger that was NOTHING compared what you (Snape) was going through at the time. As James Blunt says 'we always hurt the ones we love the most.'
Harry looks like James.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: For fucks sake, Snape. That really is wrong.
Adulting for 15 years, fully developed brain me: I understand it now. I've seen the offspring of a someone who bullied me as a teen, and they looked just like their parent. I instantly disliked them, me thinking, 'you're going to be just like your parent' ...brought back all the bad memories and pain...oh, and the offspring didn't fail to deliver, they are just like their parent was.
Snape became a Death Eater.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Why? Why would you do that? Why go to the dark side?
Adulting for 15 years, fully developed brain me: To Snape the light side was the dark side. The dark side offered him 'friendship', power, to feel wanted and needed. The light side tried to kill him, abused him, humiliated him, sexually assaulted him, offered no support system when these things happened; just told he to keep quiet about it... Its no wonder he went to dark side, I probably would too.
He loved the Dark Arts.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: evil!
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: Yeah and? I probably would love to know aboht the Dark Arts too. And if he didn't know aboht Dark Magic where would Draco, Katie, Hermione be? Dead. Only someone who knows Dark Magic can undo Dark Magic (but only if they truly want to undo it.)
Bullied Snape bully's.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Wanker. Being a victim himself, you'd think he would know better!
Adulting for 15 yrs fully developed brain me: Most victims of extreme bullying turn into very angry and bitter people. Not often do they turn into nice, happy, sweet people, not unless they have a really great support system of friends, love, and a lot of therapy - Which is rare.
Holding a grudge.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: Oh come on! It was like 15 yrs ago! Let it go.
Adulting for 15 yrs, fully developed brain me: Ha! Hell no. He has every right to hold that grudge. So much easier said than done to just 'let it go.' I haven't seen someone in 8 years, she did something to me that I deemed unforgivable, if I saw her tomorrow I'd instantly hate her still.
He only changed sides because of Lily.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: He should've changed sides becuase it was the right thing to do.
Adulting for 15 yrs, fully developed brain me: So? What does it matter? No deed is done simple because 'it's the right thing to do;' there is always a motive, for example: Dumbledore only stopped his plans with Grindelwald because his sister died. Narcissa only saved Harry to get to her son. James only saved Snape because his best friends were close to commiting murder (one unknowingly.) James only stopped bullying other kids (except Snape) to try and get with Lily. None of them did that simply because it was the right thing to do.
He didnt care if Harry And James died.
Teenage 'I know everything' me: You disgust me, Severus.
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: Why would he care if James died? Seriously, the man who bullied him for 7 yrs, tourtured and humiliated him (him defenceless) why? I, personally, doubt I'd give a rats arse if it were me. And do you really, truly, believe that James would've asked to spear Snape, if roles reversed? (and his best friend's were not at risk of expulsion or azkaban.) Baby Harry, yeah, I wont lie, I'm still a tiny bit disgusted by that one. But also I think Voldy would've been suspicious if he asked to spear Harry? He would've killed Snape for even suggesting it. It was brave of him to ask to just spare Lily.
The point of this is as you get older your views differ. Because your brain matures; your understanding of things mature and see things differently. Especially when you walk in their shoes. When you've experienced walking in Snape's shoes, because trust me, you will, one day, whether its meeting an offspring of someone who made your life hell! Or saying something you can't take back to a loved one out of anger, then you will say 'ahhh. I totally get how Snape must've felt at that moment.'
Some teenagers are lucky enough to already have the adult brain reaction.
A bonus non Snape related one.
Remus and Sirius wanted to kill Peter
Teenage 'I know everything' me: do it! He deserves it!
Adulting for 15yrs, fully developed brain me: Oh. My. God! These two men are seriously willing to commit murder infront of three unwilling thirteen yr olds, making them accessorise to murder (technically.)
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YO HAMILFANS!
in non stop, hamboy says “i am not trowing away my shot and the ensemble says “just you wait!” Thats a sumble nod to:
HIM LITERALLY THROWING AWAY HIS FUCKING SHOT! AND DYING IN THE FUCKING PROCESS!
#hamilton#hamiltrash#nonstop#alexander hamilton#the world was wide enough#lin manuel miranda#i just noticed
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snape, smacking bread onto both sides of sirius’ head: what are you?
siriu: a snack.
snape: no.
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Everytime you feel alone and wonder why you have no friends... just remember that everyday thousands of small bacteria come to your body looking for a better life AND YOU SEND YOUR FORCES TO MURDER THEM YOU COLDHEARTED SNAKE!
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I just realized something
Midgets are like teacup dogs...
Tall people are guard dogs...
And the rest are just.... there....
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If The Marauders were Still Alive (headcannons)
(In response to an ask)
-If they were still alive…
•When Harry got his Hogwarts letter James immediately ripped it open without even showing it to Harry because he was just so excited for his son. Without even acknowledging Harry’s presence or Lily’s laughter, he just sits cris-crossed on the floor making little comments about Harry’s school supply list.
“What? You don’t have to read {insert book title}. It was the best! Don’t worry Harry, you can borrow my old copy, though it may have some old doodles in it from Sirius-”
•When Harry is really young he thinks that they have a dog because whenever Sirius is over he turns into his Animagus form and he’s over at the Potters’ so much that it’s kinda hard not to think that.
And James, Lily, Remus and Peter go along with it and one dayJames brings home a bright pink glittery dog collar and asks little Harry to put it on ‘Snuffles’. Harry does it and even though Sirius hates it, he keeps it on because he loves Harry so much (Remus like it too, but for *coughs* other reasons).
•When Harry turns eleven and has to go to Diagon Alley, It’s not just James and Lily that take him shopping, it’s the whole damn Marauders squad. They’re just casually walking through the streets and suddenly someone starts clapping for them, and then more people join in and it turns into just the whole street clapping for the Marauders because most of them remember hearing tales about what the group did, and many parents were friends of theirs.
Needlessly to say James and Sirius take a dramatic bow while Remus and Lily are looking at each other like
“These are the people we chose to marry”
And Peter is just laughing along and buying Harry a chocolate frog off of a street witch while Harry asks him why all those people are clapping for them. Peter just chuckles and goes “We had a bit of a reputation at school”
•When Harry goes into Madam Malkin’s and sees Draco, James immediately steps in front of his son as if to protect him.
“What’s wrong, Dad?”
“There’s a Malfoy there… can’t mistake him. I remember his father-”
But then Lily comes over and whispers in his ear
“Remember Sirius’s parents? They were awful people but look how Sirius turned out?” They look out the shop window to see Sirius with his arm around Remus’s shoulders sitting on a bench in conversation with Peter.
“You’re right”
And James himself introduces Harry to Draco, and the two immediately hit it off.
•Just before Harry is about to leave for Hogwarts, the Marauders get together (without Lily, because she’d definitely disapprove) and tell Harry all the stories they can. Harry just sits there in wonder like
‘How will I ever live up to that’
But at the end of the night, James goes and gets a box out of his room and puts it in Harry’s hands.
“This is yours now. Use it well.”
Harry opens the box and it’s the invisibility cloak. Remus then takes the Marauder’s Map out and shows Harry how to use it, then hands it over (“use it responsibly”)
•When Harry comes home for winter break he talks about how great Gryffindor is and his best friends Ron and Hermione, but also about Draco from Slytherin and how he has “the prettiest hair and his eyes sparkle-” and Remus and Sirius just give each other knowing looks.
And he’s about to say something else after talking about his classes but hesitates; everyone asks him about it, but he denies everything.
•He goes back to school after winter break and some time after his second Quidditch match as the youngest seeker in a century, one morning at breakfast he gets a howler.
He knows fully well what it is because he grew up in a house with the Marauders who liked to send them back and forth for fun-
“WILL YOU PASS THE SALT?”
“I CAN’T THROW PETER THAT FAR!”
But anyway, he gets one and looks at his friends and then at Draco across the hall because he’s absolutely terrified an doesn’t know what he did. Eventually (with much convincing) he opens it.
“HARRY JAMES POTTER! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT YOU MADE THE QUIDDITCH TEAM?
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHI-” and then it’s Lily’s voice.
“Harry, sweetie we’re so proud of you! You must’ve gotten some of James’s talent-” (you can hear James going crazy in the background; knocking stuff over and generally screaming like a psychopath) “where James got his, I have no idea”
And then it’s just Remus, Sirius and Peter going crazy (yes, even Moony).
When it finally ends, the great hall just sits stunned for a moment, before Dumbledore starts slow clapping and everyone joins in. All the teachers are just rolling their eyes because they definitely remember the Marauders. About 5 seconds later the Potters’ owl flies in with a new Nimbus 2000 and a note that says ‘Don’t tell your mother’
•Harry bringing Draco home in their 5th year to meet his parents over Christmas break, and when he goes home Harry has to remind his parents and uncles that “No, we aren’t dating! That’s absolutely absurd!” And everyone just looking at each other like ‘yeah, sure kid’
•Harry choosing to be a pro Quidditch player as his profession after admitting to his parents that he snuck out one night with Ron, Hermione and Draco to go try out for Puddlemore United because they had just lost their seeker and he made the team.
And James and Sirius crying with pride because their little Harry is going to be a world famous Quidditch player.
“There won’t be a person alive who doesn’t know his name” James said while ruffling his son’s hair.
•Harry in his 6th year asking Remus when he knew he was gay and coming out to Moony and Padfoot as Bi and both of them going
“Yeah, we know”
And Harry just looking so surprised and then telling them that he and Draco started dating in October and that he wanted to have him for Christmas but didn’t want to tell his dad why, and James (who was under the invisibility cloak)
“Yeah, sure he can come. But no sex after 11 pm.”
And Harry screaming like a girl from surprise and then sputtering like an idiot in response to the sex comment.
•Peter taking Harry to honeydukes before he was allowed to go with his school and Peter just completely spoiling him and buying so much that they can hardly get it home.
They sneak through the house to get to Harry’s room but meet James in the middle, who of course joins them.
They open the door to Harry’s room just to find Remus and Lily sitting on the bed with the most bored expressions on their faces. Harry looks down in shame and drops all the candy on the floor, but Lily just raises an eyebrow and goes
“Well? Aren’t you going to share?” An everyone eating their fill of candy just on Harry’s bed, and Sirius taking all the good stuff and running from the room and everyone chasing him around the house.
•When Harry turns seventeen the Marauder’s teach him to become an Animagus (and get registered). James is incredibly proud when he turns out to have a stag Animagus form as well.
Draco being terrified because he walks into Harry’s room over summer break and there’s a fucking deer casually chilling on his boyfriend’s bed like what
And Ron riding on Harry’s back to make a stupidly grand entrance picking Hermione up from her house in the middle of a muggle neighborhood
•Just the Marauders being alive please and thank you
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Just a friendly reminder:
Rory died.... the Rory we know and love is a dalek robot killing machine that just decided it was human....
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BISEXUALITY ATTRACTION
so many people asume that bisexuality works like this:

but it differs from person to person
for me it is more like this:

or some days this:

for some people it works like this:

or

it just depends on them and their feelings
some times people are more attracted to one gender rather than the other, that does not make them any less of a bisexual
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Alright, HP fan theory
Dumbledore lies to harry in first year to keep Snape’s cover....
So we all know dumby told Harry that his mothers love protected him that night right?
But that makes e 0 sense. I mean what about James?! That poor bastard stood in front of voldy knowing he didn’t stand a chance just to buy his wife and son some time... if he didn’t love lily and harry he would’ve bloody done that! But James love and sacrifice did nothing for lily and Voldemort killed her easily.... so it obviously wasn’t her.... who else could have been protecting harry.... hmmm....OH I KNOW! How bout the man who told voldy to kill anyone but lily.... this is something way more powerful than love because he made voldy swear on he wouldn’t .... he told voldy he could have James and harry but not lily.... and if we remember voldy actually tried to show some mercy... now why would he do that unless there was some risks? I think because Snape made him take a unbrakable vow because voldy normally wouldn’t care.... but an unbrakable well that’s serious shit...even voldy knows that but as we all know by now he’s a cocky impatient drama queen so naturally he killed lily thinking (probably) “yolo!”. Then he went to killy harry, but the spell kicked in and protected harry, killing voldy....
Idk this makes perfect sense to me.... well my theory is longer... but this is already to long so... heres a gif of drag queen snape
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Alright I wanna start something…
Carry on my way ward son!
Spn fandom continue…
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