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Oooooh ok so I saw you’re keeping your asks open an extra day and I’m taking it as a sign that I NEED to ask about Fear State Jonathan (nsfw or sfw) headcannons on what he would be like in a relationship with someone who is doting and affectionate. I just want that sweaty soggy ass old man to know I love him sm 🥰

so yeah i hope this is up to expectations because i went a little off the rails. i like this man a normal amount, tho *claws my own eyes out* you have no idea what im going through because of this man

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i did it ive officially gone mad lads

chapter 2 is officially up and i DO NOT recommend it :)

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HELLO! it’s been a while! How are you doing?

i'm alive but i'm dead <3

no but a quick summary of my life for the past year?

i quit my job

i got another job

and then another

and now i have a good job and i got promoted

for any of you that remember my gf, we are NOT together anymore

its been good for me dw

I HAVE MANIFESTED MY OLD MAN TO FUCK THO

so i have a husband now (we fr got married isnt that great)

i focused more on art than writing so you mfs might just see some weird redraws soon

no promises tho

life is good, im finally moving forward

and i also dropped out of uni which was possibly the best decision of my life

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Omg it's so good to see you back, bestie. -Supervillain-Smut

i wonder for how long until i fall into another mandatory year long coma😩

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i did it ive officially gone mad lads

chapter 2 is officially up and i DO NOT recommend it :)

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guys,,

i might just go crazy go stupid

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If it's not a secret, then how many requests do you have on pegging?

its a secret

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As one of the pegging requesters, I apologize lmao I didn't realize you were getting bombarded 😂

oh honey, if those are going to be my problems, then i will gladly deal with 'em

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REQUEST ARE CLOSED

thanks to everyone who sent their ideas in, see ya next time

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last reminder, im closing my inbox tomorrow morning

ayo you know what

i have 2 requests left in the inbox so

REQUESTS ARE OPEN TILL MONDAY

so i invite yall to go crazy go stupid in my inbox

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"all that pegging in my inbox" ALGNQOFJSKDK HOW MANY A R E THERE?

im inclined to say that too many bsjdbjsn

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last day peeps

ayo you know what

i have 2 requests left in the inbox so

REQUESTS ARE OPEN TILL MONDAY

so i invite yall to go crazy go stupid in my inbox

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ayo you know what

i have 2 requests left in the inbox so

REQUESTS ARE OPEN TILL MONDAY

so i invite yall to go crazy go stupid in my inbox

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do you have a rules list or anything? The link in your bio/about dosen't seem to work for it rip :"")

i do but honestly the only thing there is:

- no pregnacy/having a kid with x

- obviously no minors x non-minors

- no ships, just x readers

- and no non-cons (of course not including cnc)

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ayo you know what

i have 2 requests left in the inbox so

REQUESTS ARE OPEN TILL MONDAY

so i invite yall to go crazy go stupid in my inbox

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this

led to this

so here you go

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Ok another self-indulgent thing that I know you're going to think I'm crazy for suggesting but at least one person here is going to love it. Emmett

Pirate!Mof and prisoner of war s/o with Enemies/Friends/Lovers dynamic. At first he only saw them as another bargaining chip to get what he wants while the reader would literally rather cut a limb off than be in the same room as Jon and his crew. They later find they've formed a begrudging sense of respect for the other. Jon comes to like his prisoner for their resilience, rebellion, and quick wit. It excites him in a way he hasn't felt since he first started sailing with his crew, a feeling which has long since dulled over the years. For the reader it's more of an "everyone on this ship is an asshole" but Jon gets a pass because he makes sure that nobody tries to hurt or otherwise defile them while they're in a state of vulnerability and he makes intelligent conversation on an otherwise dull trip in the ships brig and it's just so much fun to tease him because for a pirate he's quite the prude. I could literally go on and on but I think this is long enough, dm me if you want to hear more tho!!

-Elaine

come get yall juice