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Peni, setting down a card: "Ace of Spades"

Gwen, nodding and pulling out an uno card: "+4"

Miles, throwing down a pokemon card: "Jolteon, I choose you!"

Noir, trembling, on the verge of tears: "What the fuck are we playing?"

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The new “Lord of the Rings” series has hired an Intimacy Coordinator, to make sure all the nude actors are comfortable being nude in all their nude scenes.

WHY ARE THERE NUDE SCENES IN LORD OF THE RINGS

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genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

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Why do British people pronounce the word “Bri’ish” like they do?

Because they drank all the T.

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Peter: Uh, would you like a drink?

Peter: We have water, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Stephen: S-spiders?

Peter: Alright, spiders it is then.

Stephen: Wait, no-

Peter, already pouring spiders into a glass:

Stephen: PETER, NO-

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Resident Evil wallpapers.

image credits: @foreverrdaniela.

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Aerith: I’m ready to die by sacrificing myself for others at any moment.

Zack: Not if I die sacrificing myself first to protect you. Ha! Checkmate.

Tifa: ...I would really prefer it if none of you died.

Cloud: Don’t worry. When they die I will avenge them. I enjoy murder.

Tifa: Admirable but you’re missing the point.

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Ich habe heute wieder für euch ein knackiges Best-Of gezaubert - schaut auf jeden Fall rein, es ist richtig witzig geworden 😁✌

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Heute startet mit Pokemon Feuerrot ein neues Let's Play auf meinem Kanal - sogar mit passendem Cosplay! 😁

Ich würde mich über jeden Aufruf, Like und jedes Teilen freuen, da in diesem Video wirklich jede Menge Arbeit drin steckt. 👀

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Warmes Sonnenwetter gibt mir Life, Mashallah 💫

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Heute habe ich nach langer Zeit mal wieder ein knackiges Best-Of gezaubert. 😌😁

Schaut unbedingt rein, es ist witzig (schwöre) 👀

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Da kam doch noch die Sonne raus 🥰