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All you would care about is the smell of my body? You should prevent my death somehow by nursing me or something like that, aye.

Food poisoning ain’t no fun, aye. I think I’m going to die.

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You better give the most emotional and beautiful speech or else I'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

Food poisoning ain’t no fun, aye. I think I’m going to die.

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Food poisoning ain't no fun, aye. I think I'm going to die.

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And how're you going to do that? You're most likely going to be dead then.

When I’m drowning I’m going to blame you.

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If you could choose one, what would you want your last name to be?

No, I don’t have  last name.

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I'm confused. But I'm canadian, I'm allowed to be confused and dumb all the time. Eh, that's what your fiancé is for.

You know, the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom— it just occurred to me, that I barely know what that’s from. That’s all I know, is that line in that one song. Wanna cuddle, Bieber?

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Of course it works in real life, I have experience with that, you know. Just try it. It's better to try shit, than regretting that you didn't do it in the end.

I’ve never built a raft, I’m not even sure how you do it. In movies when someone gets thrown onto a desert island they alaways use tree trunks and some random rope they just happen to find but that doesn’t look like it’d work in real life.

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Wait, so you have a different last name then?

Ehhh, it’s Steve. 

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Way to break my heart, Malik.

You’re ew.

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No, no. Buying a raft is not an option. You either build yourself one or you'll stay. Nah, don't underestimate your raft building skills, I'm sure it'd be a great raft. You could paint it pink and shit.

Hopefully, I will. Or I could buy a raft and escape? If I built one I would drown really quickly.

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Eh, is that a trick question? But no seriously, who is Anne? The only Anne I know is Anne Frank and I doubt you're talking about her.

Good lord, Bieber, are you an idiot?

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You'll get used to it real soon. Besides, you could always build yourself a raft and escape.

People keep telling me that. I don’t like the camp part of it that much.

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Maybe some hot guy is gonna come and help you now, aye. 

My car broke down, ugh.

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Who's Anne?

How the fuck did Anne know the sun was gonna come out tomorrow, though? Bitch bet her bottom dollar and everything.

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Ew.

I’m so hungry, my stomach is eating itself.