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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse
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"I bought this before Elon went crazy" stickers now bipartisan
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once any post that could hypothetically refer to any type of person passes a certain threshold of notes, it is guaranteed to get f1 fans tagging their special little guys, no matter how little you can comprehend it being relevant to a european racecar driver. a post will be like “when you graduated from an all-girls catholic school in illinois in 2003 so all your facebook friends are tradwives or in a multi-level marketing scheme” and there will be girlies in the notes tagging it #max verstappen or #yuri leclerc
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I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company
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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude
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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity
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male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.
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I wish world famous detectives were a thing in real life, not just in fiction.
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Fandoms will insist that these two characters are obviously in love with each other and then you check out the work they're talking about and they just aren't. And it'll be the whole fandom, too, like the entire community will treat this coupling like it's text, somehow blissfully unaware that they completely made it up! It's like a mass hallucination of invented subtext.
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nick starting one paragraph with "I believe that on the first night I went to Gatsby's house I was one of the few guests who had actually been invited." and then beginning the very next paragraph with "I had actually been invited." ok nick WE GET IT you were fucking invited. we get it, your pretty neighbor invited you to come to his home and you were the only one who he personally wanted there which makes you feel special because you're gay. we fucking get it
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reblog this and put in the tags which capital cities you’ve been to
#washington dc#rome (+ vatican) madrid dublin oslo copenhagen stockholm#tokyo taipei#organized by continent not counting layovers
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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.
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Do you even like formula one at this point?
No
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Happy one year of Challengers! Released: April 26, 2024 (Italy, USA)
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