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I'm very much looking forward to seeing what sorts of cartoons we get when the folks whose formative media experience was spending hours a day parked in front of an iPad watching endless YouTube content farm pregnant Spider-Man machinima vids become the next generation of creators.

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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Most unserious country in the world

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Hate when nerds start talking about “stats” when talking about Chikorita and only her like it matters you’re literally playing a baby game made for babies go play a real shin maguey tensai or something

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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

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starting a collection. little brown things

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very important shruisness (shrimp business)

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The American consumer doesn’t actually want trucks and cars that are huge enough that you can’t see a six foot tall person over the hood. They make vehicles that big now to avoid environmental regulations related to engine efficiency

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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

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I wish I could share the touch of their soft and smooth skin against your fingers through the computer, they are so wonderful

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I just want to stress that the "religious iconography" they referred to was a park named after Jesus, which is named after a school. American religious iconography would be a giant billboard on the side of a Midwestern highway telling you you're going to hell.

Thinking about how on the bus the other day I overheard these austrian tourists talk about how much this place reminded them of America because of all the churches and religious iconography

We are in the east of England.

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rb to take prev to the aquarium

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Thinking about how on the bus the other day I overheard these austrian tourists talk about how much this place reminded them of America because of all the churches and religious iconography

We are in the east of England.