justsumghost

[justsumghost]

Me side questing irl instead of focusing on the main one

[justsumghost]

Little does anyone know I’m actually Batman. Go ahead and tell people, no one will believe you.

Yeah that’s right keep scrolling…. That’s what I thought.

[justsumghost]

When you asked for one kid but the universe had other plans.

[justsumghost]

Will never let them forget that they lost the war💀

Emu war

[justsumghost]

, stressin with my headphones on vibes to the music beat

Introvert in the streets, insomniac in the sheets

[justsumghost]

Snoring louder then the old man when it’s raining and pouring

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.