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I just chased an animal across the street cuz I didn’t know what it was

Me: omg look how cute what is that?!

Logan: it’s a fuckin rat.

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Sometimes when I’m mad at Logan I don’t actually tell him instead I blast Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter through the house and belt the lyrics

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Hear me out on Ben Grimm

Me hearing you out

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I guess I’ve returned.

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Add my main blog yall

I will be over here now instead of my roleplay blog! Giving people a chance to follow before I delete the other one. —> @merc-with-a-mouth-69

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It’s a movie from the early 2000’s starring Sara Paxton as a mermaid looking for love, Emma Robert’s before she was canceled for being homophobic, and Jojo, the original, not to be confused with the sexuality confused jojo siwa of modern day culture.

You should come over and watch aquamarine with me

What’s Awuamarine? I haven’t heard of that so yeah let’s do it

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// I will be deactivating this account later and creating a new one. Everyone who wants to keep in contact lmk. Thank you!

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Hey papa Wade

Oh my shit balls. Do my eyes deceive me?! Where the hell did you come from?!

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I get the Miguel O’Hara hype. He FOINE ASL.

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I need to get myself a Peter Parker why don’t I have a spider-man to fuck around with?

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IS NOT

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We don’t even know if this baby is a girl yet

Why did Vanessa send me this and say “you fr”

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Why did Vanessa send me this and say “you fr”

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I can’t believe I’m having another girl. I swear to the Gods and Goddesses once I shit like this fucker out, I’m done having kids.

You can quote me.

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Great use of free will

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Some dude I used to talk to threatened to post my nudes online and I told him to tag me in them if he did <33

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You are my friend (as a mutual you have no choice) so just like let me know if you need anyone drawn pregnant and insanely ugly and i gotchu fam<3

Draw pregnant bibinos