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Have any other blogs?

//I do! My other blogs are @cideriisms and @bluebloooded

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Have any other blogs?

//I do! My other blogs are @cideriisms and @bluebloooded

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//Remember when I used this blog?

Haha Yeah

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Using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up

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Send me, "its way past your bedtime" for your muse to walk in at 3:37 in the morning to find my muse isn't asleep.

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And mother you know I’m sorry but sorry’s pregnant with remorse And when remorse is born remorse won’t see an ounce of child support She won't, no she will not ...Don’t you cry mama we'll, We’ll be okay...

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BABE BABEBABWBAVBE OH NO DANKE MEINE FREUNDE

I found this under a stack of old papers. It was done months ago, but I never uploaded it. Which is a shame, because I really like this picture.

Character of justtheghostofastallion

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Horse ghost.

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//Hi let's rp

Ok

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How are you *u* ?

//How am I???HOW AM I??!?!?!!!!!!!!!I'm okayI haven't been on here in ages.Sorry.

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The My Little Pony Roleplaying Fanbase: A Guide

Disclaimer: This little thing I wrote is meant to be funny and poke fun at the ones who “roleplay” in the MLP community. This does not apply to everyone, but it does apply to many. If you try to cry about this to me I’ll just laugh.

So, you want to start roleplaying as a pony? No worries! This guide/questionnaire will teach you the dos and don’ts of this fanbase!

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The My Little Pony Roleplaying Fanbase: A Guide

Disclaimer: This little thing I wrote is meant to be funny and poke fun at the ones who “roleplay” in the MLP community. This does not apply to everyone, but it does apply to many. If you try to cry about this to me I’ll just laugh.

So, you want to start roleplaying as a pony? No worries! This guide/questionnaire will teach you the dos and don’ts of this fanbase!

Read More

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The My Little Pony Roleplaying Fanbase: A Guide

Disclaimer: This little thing I wrote is meant to be funny and poke fun at the ones who “roleplay” in the MLP community. This does not apply to everyone, but it does apply to many. If you try to cry about this to me I’ll just laugh.

So, you want to start roleplaying as a pony? No worries! This guide/questionnaire will teach you the dos and don’ts of this fanbase!

Intro:

Have you had any experience with writing?

Nope.

Not even with school?

Nope!

Are you even literate?

Barely.

Don’t worry there, champ! You don’t need to be literate to be in this fandom! You just have to have two things:

1.     A computer

2.     A horse other bronies will find attractive

So, let’s get started!

  Character setup:

First things first, you need a character! Most characters in the show can blend, they’re vivid, and they’re creative. For you, however, you have no idea how to play as something like that! So, you’ll need to make an OC. OC stands for original character, which means it’s completely your idea! You know, except for the looks. All you have to do is take a real character and recolor it! BOOM! New character!

The next thing you do with this character is give some…well, character! For this character and for the fandom, you need to make them as awesome as you can! Give them wings and a horn! Give them fangs! Make them travel at the speed of light! Hell, make them the spawn of Satan! That’s it! Now, in that little handy dandy pony creator of yours, make them look as menacing as possible. Make them bare their fangs whenever someone crosses. Give them a black and red blood splatter across their body. Make them have a scar across their eye from their fight with the gods.

Great! Now that you have the character set up, you need to give their personality. A lot of the characters in the show have balanced backstories of happiness, anger, loss, and engagement. For you, though, you must make your character as strong and as perfect as possible!

Here’s an example:

           “i was born in the cave after my two alicorn devil parents died in front of me. i was then raised by wolves and dragons. they taught me to fight against celestia and luna so I COULD FINALLY RULE!!!! HAHHAHAHA!!!”

Note that there’s hardly any punctuation and NO capitalization. This is how all the “bros” type nowadays.

Alright, it looks like your character is ready to go! Now, comes the roleplaying part.

  Writing as your character:

Now that your character is ready, it’s time to bring them to life! First, here’s a list of dos and don’ts:

Do:

Write in chat form! Here’s an example:

yes id love to *smiles*

Don’t:

NEVER use paragraphs. Like you said, you’re illiterate. There’s no way you can write that stuff!

Do:

Make your character sex crazed. For every character they meet, the interaction must end in sex. No matter what the chemistry between the two is, they must find your character hot, right?

Don’t:

Crop your roleplays! Never ever ever! It’s too much effort to highlight and delete. So, that’s a nono.

Do:

Multiship! Tying in with the last do, your character wants to have sex with every pony! But, to get out of the way of all that drama, you must make as many universes as you can.

Do:

Make the longest description you can! Post an entire essay about your character in there, put down all 20 universes you have of your character, and make sure to include all the relationships they’re in! You need to show off just how much of a chick magnet they are!

 Well, we’re onto the last step here; managing your blog!

  Blog managing:

Now that your style and character are ready, you need a blog to show off said character. And what better place to show them off than tumblr! On here, there are so many other bros that are equal to you! Now, here’s a few things you can post:

 ·       Your roleplays! Don’t forgot to not crop them for the best scrolling experience!

·       Funny things that have nothing to do with your character!

·       And all the pony porn you can dream of!

Now, tumblr does come with a tagging system too. This is where you can tag things so people can find or simply block things that they don’t want to see on their dash. But, already being rather unintelligent and illiterate, you never have to use it! Just post on and never care about anyone else! Everyone will love you, and think about all the people that can have sex with that character of yours!

Tumblr also has read more breaks. This is where you can add things under a little flap. Under there, you can post things that some people might not want to see like nsfw things. But, you can’t use those, so throw those out the window too.

Whelp, that about does it! Don’t forget any of these great tips, as they can make you a star in weeks. Happy blogging, filthy animals.

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//*pUNCHES THROUGH COFFIN*

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sorta

Follow me here I’m more active there

Yes it’s A Goofy Movie blog don’t judge me you pony nerds.

Alright bye

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Every Time I Die - Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space

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His laugh transitioning to a snicker, the ghost looked up at the pink pony, catching his breath.

"What kinda ghosts have ya met? I mean, wow! I wasn't even gonna scare ya but that reaction was priceless!" He stifled another laugh, brushing himself off.

Boo couldn’t help but cackle as the pink pony yelled. What kind of threat could he pose? What, did he have an invisible mace?

Holding his stomach as he laughed, he fell on the ground, not paying attention to where the other was going, or at least what she going to do next.

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Boo nodded his head from side to side, floating over Silver to face him. "Yeah, we could do that...orrr...we could use it for ourselves?" He suggested, trying to persuade the griffon as much as possible.

OPEN Starter

Silver immediately began to unwrap the package around - pulling the full white paper off of the tube..What came to light was but a plastic wrapped bundle of green grass, all pounded together in a haste. “..Oh, hell no.” It was then he’d knew exactly what was underneath - Hay Grass. One of the most popular substances one could smoke. “..Dude, I just found half a pound of haygrass!”