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An ever-growing list of ways the AP Gov teacher @ my school is basically a teenage girl

Loves Taylor Swift more than his significant other

Favorite song is Thinking Out Loud because it gives him ~feels~

In adult terms, first song he danced to w/his wife

Has strong opinions on Lorde

Exclusively drinks venti PSL’s during fall

Overuses slang

Says ‘hashtag’

Is ‘savage’ but isn’t ~actually~ savage just claps back at you weakly sometimes

“I don’t want to touch those M&M’s after you’ve touched them”

Has some actually good clap backs sometimes, on accident

“Pay to see you ice skate? I get to see you act spastically every day. For free. Two feet from my desk.”

Cares about his hair a lot more than he should

He’s bald and very sensitive about it

Doesn’t go outside in the winter/fall without a beanie

Salty about everything

Wishes he could just go home and sleep

Doesn’t hate doing work, but complains about working all the time.

Is a ‘morning person’ aka is the fakest person you kno

Will gossip about anything

Has specific outfit themes for specific days of the week

IE, sweater vest wednesday, casual friday, etc

Speaks 3 words of French, says he knows French

Knows some Spanish but speaks in the whitest voice possible so doesn’t speak it correctly

Knows the lyrics to over 10 One Direction songs

Has a ~bestie~

Twins with said ~bestie~

Makes themed holiday cards with said ~bestie~

Has a picture of said ~bestie~ hanging up on his computer

probably his lock screen too

Is at least 10 minutes late to everything

Has a spirit animal, and believes in spirit animals

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you would not believe your pants

if ten million fire ants

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Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.

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What our world DOESNT need

A truly terrifying horror film would have the characters making the most logical, common-sense choices, and still getting slaughtered because the villain is just that relentless.

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worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

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'Bathroom'

Whoever came up with the term ‘fireplace’ wasn’t even trying that day.

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"I got mine done in a Geyhound Station bathroom. Like, I don't understand those holier than thou elitist who always have something to say. "Health codes" and "sanitation standards" are just conspiracy theories and should not be influencing what I want to do with my body. My nipples fell off and honestly, I couldn't be happier! 'Your body. Your choice' is what I says. "

u think i could get my nipples pierced at claires?

you can get your nipples pierced anywhere if you’re not scared

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I'd eat more for less Where do I sign?

job goals

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Same

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

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Show em, boo

If I get a popup on my phone that takes me to the PlayStore to install an app, I will never download the app and uninstall it if I already have it

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Make and eat the bowl of cereal. Then make a toasted procuitto/smoked white cheddar sammie for lates (serving size 1. Me). Then pack the NyQuil in my bag. It's probs flu season and that name brand good shit gets pricey. Walk out. BAM!

As a broke college student you got free breakfast. Free lunch. And a band-Aid for the fact that ya broke ass won't be able to afford a doctor when you need one (thanks Dumpster Trump) and you can just medically sleep the hurt away. You're welcome.

Chop chop bitch. Chop chop!

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

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Paramore // Rose colored boy

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Idle Worship // Paramore

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y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done