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I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

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Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

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I’m not sorry

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Cadet by Christophe Young

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The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

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A Random thought that ran through my head this morning

The Federation during TNG: We have a severe lack of Senior officers

Also the Federation: Yes a captain and three commanders is the perfect command staff for a Obearth

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My knowledge of Sonic lore is pretty fuzzy, this seems about right

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DM: A group of about twenty people, all wearing black robes covered in markings and sigils, with runes painted on their face in a red that looks suspiciously like blood, stand in a circle.

Bard: OH. This isn't the bathroom! We'll just head on back-

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"humanoid races like breton, imperial, etc all fall under human as well!"

reblog for larger sample size :)

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Feel like I've looted this exact fridge in Fallout several times

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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tiny tank family

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Blahaj play Battletech :3

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pirate tank (it's sir Mortimer Bambino's T3034)