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so how often should i expect someone to break into the patient's house/apartment looking for something that could cause their medical issues. and how often is foreman involved

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That Shopkeeper Was Definitely A Witch, And I’ve Just Been Scammed. — Submitted by gkdeamon

#261430 #381D45 #542659B #7A4379 #9D506C #3D5059 #17252C

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"She's in anaphylactic shock!"

"No way, she's in the damn clean room!"

Foreman, are you in the patient's room with her and able to tell Chase he's wrong? no

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"prep the nun" is the funniest line to come out of this episode so far

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not house implying wilson has something wrong with him to actually listen to him oh my god

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i didn't think house md was going to turn into bullying nuns but idk why i'm surprised about it

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Klapollo is in this weird position where they were never enemies, they were never even really rivals because Apollo doesn't consider Klavier a rival (and doesn't seem to have ever considered him a rival, he seems to consider him something closer to an annoying coworker), but they also aren't exactly friends, which means the easiest way to describe their dynamic if a romantic relationship happens between them is ???? to lovers

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New genre of Yaoi called “tricky Yaoi” in which they are gay and puzzles

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is cameron trying to flirt with chase. because i think it'd work on me

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"Well, there is one other way"

LOBOTOMY

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the JL probably stopped thinking that Batman was the greatest detective in the world like, the minute that any of the batkids started getting involved in team missions. they get to watch the Robins run circles around Bruce consistently and without hesitation and i bet they wonder how the fuck they ever thought he was untouchable.

*during a world threatening, all hands on deck emergency*

Batman: everybody understand the plan?

Flash: we’re good to go, on your word.

Batman: then lets get on with it.

Robin, picking up his katana: agreed, let us engage the enemy. and also real quick before we do, i have to tell you that i got suspended from school for two weeks for slamming another student’s head into a table. alright, lets go.

Batman, visibly doing a doubletake: -woah wait hold on, Damian-

Red Robin, scornfull: seriously B? you’re gonna get distracted and let THOUSANDS of people die, because of that little tidbit? what, and now i guess you’re gonna freak out because i got a DUI a few days ago?

Batman: YOU GOT A DUI-?

Robin: father, honestly, priorities.

Batman: i- uh-

The rest of the league, exchanging blank looks:

*massive explosion*

Batman: um- OK WE HAVE TO GO BUT WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER-

*after the fight, ten hours later, everybody is exhausted and covered in blood and dust*

Batman, wrapping gauze around Robin’s wrist: i�� feel like there was something i was going to say earlier. regarding you.

The league, watching the Robins stay completely silent:

Red Hood, without blinking: yeah old man, you promised us all that you’d buy pizza on the way back to Gotham.

Batman: …i don’t remember saying th-

Nightwing: fucking course you don’t. first you forget to tell me my little brother dies until after his funeral, now you forget to feed me. are you gonna forget to invite me over for game night, too?

Batman:

Robin: *silently making an ‘a-ok’ gesture behind Bruce’s back*

Batman: …right. yeah. that must have been it. we’ll get pizza ordered to the manor.

Superman, leaning over to Green Arrow: do you think he’ll be ok alone with them? they’re kinda mean

Green Arrow: no i knew that man in college. he brought this on himself.

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i knew exactly what house was like going into this and he still managed to catch me completely off guard

i decided to watch house because i've never watched it before and genuinely i'm surprised i haven't watched it before

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i decided to watch house because i've never watched it before and genuinely i'm surprised i haven't watched it before

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How big do you think Klavier’s blazer would be on Apollo

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How's Stephen Coluber for a name suggestion?

Stephen: from the Greek name Stephanos meaning "crown, wreath", more precisely "that which surrounds". Kinda like a snake wrapping itself around things. Yes, I went on Behind The Name for this.

Coluber: Latin for "snake". Of course. Also the origin for 'colubrid', one of the serpent families that the red milk snake happens to belong to!

i finally got around to finishing him (because ArtFight's in less than a week and i wanted at least one human OC for it) and decided to call him Stephanos Coluber.

i love him. i think he has a ton of terrariums with snakes in them in his office at the prosecutor's building and there's like 3 people who'll go into his office because of it. Edgeworth has probably tried to get him to move the snakes out of his office a few times but gives up the millisecond he hears "they're my emotional support snakes" (this is also probably the reason Edgeworth lets him take Akai to court with him lol)

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I sent a voice message to a chat I'm in and was told my voice sounds cracky. Decided to try singing Thank You for the Venom by My Chemical Romance because I thought it might make the fact that my voice has started to crack more obvious and it did. I didn't expect to experience any voice changes for at least a month

Two weeks on T and my voice feels weird (not in a bad way)