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How important to you is girly stuff like makeup, hair and clothes for IRL self-expression or personal style?

it's not to me. Only when I need to pop off and show out but other than that, I just chill and be natural.

Plus doing all of that extra stuff makes me late for stuff, but I like girly stuff from time to time, like I can be a man all day/for the rest of my life but femininity sticks with me like I cook and clean, help around and be motherly, comforting and more.

That's a nice question.

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What's some of your favorite slang to use?

Theres too many, great question.

Bruh

Slay

Yee

Fuck-ass

Yerrr

Sup

Homie

Sus

mid

Ass

GYAAAAAAAT

Zoomies

Down bad

Glazing

There's prob more

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What are some of your favorite gossip stories you've heard offline? Like from school or from friends/family.

that's a great question, as much as I love to ease drop and listen on stuff idk if I have a favorite, I've heard alot of drug stories and sex stories I'm school,

One guy dropped meth in his pocket while talking to some administrators in highschool,

A friend in my class always had liquor in her school bottle and got in trouble after writing "fuck this school" on her computer

We almost had a forest fire at the back of the school cause some kids were smoking

While going to school, there a fight going on and I walked through it to get to my world history class and when I turned around, I saw a wig fly up like a graduation cap. Also in that same fight, a teacher had Seizure and was carried to the hospital.

I stole all the prom food after the lights went out around 9:45pm, the Harlem nights prom was ass, the played no old music I was so hurt.

I stuffed a chopped up bagged sandwhich and a small squeezie bottle with sprite in my bra during graduation

As a baby, my nickname was Bite-Bite and I use to bite my family members and peal back they're eyelids untill my grandfather bit me and I stopped..... NOW I CAME BACK TO BITE BITE MY MOM AND GRANDPARENTS >:] (I think I only bite my very close loved ones, like it's a love thing)

My mom put bleach and ketchup in a super soaker gun to shoot it at the pervy/annoying female math teacher then ran off, she was a track star BTW so nobody could catch her even her family. Her nickname was Hikma cause she always gone somewhere, she took trains and subways out of her hometown Cleveland to see stuff and travel as a teen.

And maybe a fav family story of mine I can think of:

My dad drove drunk and drove into a ditch upside down, he crawled out and walked home and the next morning my mom kept asking where the heck was the car and he kept telling her it's outside in the drive way but when they went outside it wasn't there so dad walked my mom where it was at and it was literally sitting there like this.

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Idk, I found it on pintrest and saved it as a new reaction meme😭

@holofizz @oomox-oclock @justasilly-goober @pluage-docters-go-brrrrrr @rippleberries @destroyersopera

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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How do you feel about age verification laws for watching 🌽 online only for 18 and above? Do you think it might help boys be less perverted towards girls? Or do you think it's more an invasion of privacy?

1. I HATED THAT FUCKING AGE VERICATION THING (plus just use a VPN and you got it, but it might give you diffrent results, if your American just use Canada or France)

2. Thats a hard one to answer, like guys are desperate and would do literally ALL KINDS OF STUPID SHIT, LIKE JUST THINK IF HOW WE GOT STD, THAT DIDNT COME FROM THE GAYS. IVE WITNESSED AND HEARD OF BOY'S DESPERATION IN MY AREA LIKE TOUCHING HIS YOUNGER & BORDELINE AUTISTIC SISTER AND LETTING THEM PLAY ROBLOX/WATCH YOUTUBE ON HIS SCHOOL COMPUTER IF HE COULD HAVE A BJ, INSTEAD OF JUST HANDLING IT WITH HIS OWN HANDS OR MAKING AN AT HOME FLASHLIGHT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I HEARD OF THIS IN MY AREA AND IT JUST MADE ME SICK.

So idk man they get creative do dumb and maybe hurtful stuff or maybe find away thats good for them or they'll man up and maybe put the🌽 down and touch grass..... now for my gooner self I got creative and used a VPN and bookenmark and videos and stuff i like or woukd like to watch again, rub or buzz buzz for about 2-20 mins to an hour then go about my life. Another alternative I use is J.AI and C.AI but that's another story for another day.

3. Invasion of private would be the government looking at the 🌽 you watch which I believe they do already so I'm fucked, but I think that's like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh forgot what the word us called but breaking the whole "Land of the Free' saying in America.

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How do you feel about age gaps in relationships? If both people are at least 18, then how wide can the age difference be before it gets weird?

As an 18 year old that loved old mfs (30-100+) since i was 13-14, I have no say in this cause I know my view might be wrong

B U T

In my opinion, 17 and below with someone older than about 18-19 is a big fat No. 18 with 20+ might get a side eye.

like in my series, sense I turned 18 and so does my self insert OC, that's when I finally decided to include more older male characters in to the arc (18-50+, they're mainly villains with no romantic intrest in her don't worry) because she's now legal and it's more okay to the viewer instead of having more older men in the arcs where I'm younger (nothing bad happens with or to my characher that goes down a perverted path but I just thought that maybe I should do it this way for the viewer sake)

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Do you think you'd ever want to have kids someday? Or do you think the world is too broken to bring kids into?

1. No 2. Yes.

Plus the percentage of kids/babies around the world but I think mainly in China and America have dropped, like they have more pets than children in China or one of the asian countries between Japan or China I can't remember.

But if I were to have kids I wanna adopt and take care of good kids that are already on the earth cause I don't wanna give birth man it's scary and looks painful, I already take big shits that hurt, imagine having one melon sized shit coming out of the 🙀, like I couldn't do it, I'd punch my gut everyday.

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What are your favorite internet rabbit holes to fall into?

GREAT QUESTION

Hmmmmm.... maybe theories, not conspiracy theories but theories based on video games, shows and movies I like or interested in along.

I can't think of any besides going deep into my celeberty crushes's IMDB, Interviews, podcasts and stuff they've been in and pictures and stuff

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Who are your favorite black celebrities?

from the top of my head, Dave Chappelle, Keith David, Queen Latifah, Aubrey Plaza. There's probably more I just can't think of or they're musicians.

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How long do you think you'd survive in the hunger games?

💀

probably a week or more, if im with a team probably less than that, alone I'd be pretty good. Like I'm good with good, being quiet and adapting and just camping in one spot untill the whole thing is over and kill who ever messes with me, I tend to do this in fortnite

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What do you think will be some of your favorite school-related memories?

Great question

How freaky as fuck my lunch table was in my 12th grade year

Me getting a straight 100 for the entire class after I made, written, edited and turned in a 10 min fnaf themed analog horror for my Mass Communication class

The crazy drug related stuff

Me stealing apples and shit

And the friends I made along the way :]

AND HOW CORNY I WAS 😭

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Do you think there should be an age minimum for when kids are allowed to have their own smart phones/tablets or be on social media by themselves? Like 12, 14, 16 or whenever it's safe for them to handle it without parents?

12-16 give them an Obama phone so they can contact parents and friends or a cook flip phone, 17 or 18 is when they can have an actual phone. From experience, I think this is right. Or they can have an actual phone but no social media of any kind untill 17 or 18

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If you were in The Purge, what crimes would you want to get away with?

STEALING SHIT AND KIDNAPPING MY FRIENDS/CRUSHES TO KEEPING THEM IN MY HOME

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What pet peeves of yours, things people do that annoy you, do you think should be a crime?

Keep pushing/poking/shoving me when they're trying to get my attention or being playful

Have no sense or have no filter/being distasteful when talking tk me like they're weird or only thing I'm horny all the time like sometimes I wanna talk about something else idk

Talking over me or not letting me talk

Gaslighting

GHOSTING ME FOR DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, A YEAR WITHOUT TELLING ME OR THEY BREAK UP WITH ME FOR A STUPID REASON, LIKE I DONT MIND JUST TELL IF U DONT WANNA BE MY FRIEND NO MORE BUT TELL ME WHY AND IF U CAN FIX IT OR NOT,

THAT SHOULD BE A CRIME

Not cleaning up after yourself

Constantly saying racial slurs to, like I love racist jokes, don't get me wrong, i do it all the time but i lighten up or give it some time off but my friends know im just being a funny little asshole cause i love them tremendously, but Constantly saying it to a point it's not funny but makes me feel alittle blue is should be a crime. (Plus I don't have any Hispanic slur names other than spic and mexican so I can't do any damage)

maybe there's more I'll add onto later

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Do you think students should be banned from accessing ChatGPT and AI tools for shortcuts on schoolwork? Especially if it drains their creativity and critical thinking skills.

They should just get that F if they get caught

As a Question.AI/Gauth/Photo math user: no, they shouldn't BUT now that I'm finna graduate in 4 weeks, this question doesn't concern me as much cause I cheated my way to the top with great grades! But kids are just tryna pass and make their parents happy and make sure they can get a job and stuff and finish school so they need some help with the subject and are maybe embarrassed by asking the teacher for help. OR they'll use the AI to not only get that good grade but also learn what they need to do in a simple way.

But yes it does affect their thinking and creativity, it messed up mines abit like I'd hate to be on a test and not know shit after using ai this whole time, like I know how to wiggle through on my own and get a 70 or higher.

But banning is pretty bad idk, I'd be so shattered if I got banned, but just taking that F? Sure.

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What's a retro trend from older generations that you wish would come back into style now?

Oh, hm thus a good question, let me thi-

CHEAPER PRICES. I WANT TO BUY AN ENTIRE STORE FOR 20-50 BUCKS

-DVDs

-Romancing

-Old ass music, idk which era I love them all but of course that 40s-2010s just hit especially rock, pop and grunge

-Book fairs, box top parties, school dances without the ghetto element cause my fucking Harlem Nights Themes party was ass.

-old style of memes, I like the memes now but it's crazy idk, I miss mlg shit💀

-THE HUB (not ⬛️🟧) BEFORE I think it's now called The Discovery Channel. BUT OLD CARTOON CHANNELS AND MOVIES AND SHOWS, THERE WAS SO MUCH GREATNESS I like some stuff now but I've been watching alot of old stuff for years now

-Old anime art style

-Soul full, deep rap music and just that old beat idk

-and like I said old music, I like that old somber/melancholic or familiarity/sense of hope and love kinda feel to thoes sings idk, I just love old ass music in old ass anime OVAs

Maybe there's more, there's also some old toys like Pillow Pets and stuff i wanted as a kid after 2006 but maybe I'll think about it and put it in there, I know there's a lot of stuff I'm missing

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A lot of adults talk about how social media like Instagram and TikTok have been harmful to teen girls' body image and self-esteem, how much do you feel you see that personally with yourself or with your peers?

Good question, I dont feel like that cause of Instagram and tiktok and I haven't heard my peers mention that. But I do get alittle sadden when I realize that men will pay attention to women if she has ass, but im working on my body my man loves me so I'm good.

But honest to God tho, yall can keep thoes influencer bodies, the body type I really want is Hisoka from hxh.

NOT THAT ONE

I meant this kind of body

Great arms, Hour class, Great legs

Plus due to heritage and thugging it out I kinda have an inverted triangle build, so if i worked on my muscles, getting slimmer and such then I can get this built, this was the body I wanted since I think the 9th grade, and hopefully this year I'll finally focus and work on it.