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ꗃ LYNEY NSFW ALPHABET 1/2



warnings: afab genitalia, mentioned use of bra for reader, crossdressing mentions, gn pronouns.
a/n: finally. i hit the right balance. i didnt not go on a tangent with each letter like i did with previous alphabets TvT
PART TWO › MASTERLIST ‹
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Lyney gets so cuddly that it's unbelievable how clingy he can get. He's clinging to you like you're his lifeline and will get pouty if you insist on leaving the bed. "Won't you spend some time cuddling your dear lover?" he would say.
On days when he's even more needy, you'll have to resort to negotiations (like letting go of you under the promise of getting showered together, for example).
B = Body part (their favorite body part and their partner’s)
I'm going to be real with you, chief. One would think it’s his hands, because not only does he work magic on cards but also between your legs. But no, it’s his legs, in my humble opinion. Why else do you think he wears shorts? To show off his legs. /j And, also, the harness. That simple but effective piece of accessory is key to bringing attention to his legs.
Likewise, in his partner’s, it's also their legs. You cannot be around Lyney wearing shorts or something that shows your thighs because he’s going to be touchy.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically).
Lyney’s pretty average in terms of how much he cums, the taste, how far it shoots, and the refractory period. If anything, he’s above average in how much he cums, but not by much. He enjoys seeing your face covered in cum and watching you lick the remains off when you finish sucking him off.
D = Dirty secret (self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He would like to cross-dress and experiment with having sex with you in a place like a fitting room. The thrill of having to keep your voice down excites him. Although he’s aware it might not be as viable as he would like to think it is, considering there’s a risk of being found out and it could tarnish both his and Lynette’s reputations, Would that little fantasy ever come true? Probably not. Lyney can’t keep his voice down for the life of him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Despite his outgoing and charismatic personality, he has had one or two close romantic relationships. He gives me the impression of being that type of person who’s friendly to everyone, and people love him, but it’s hard to actually get to know him past that amicable exterior.
No matter how limited his experience is, he’s got the advantage of having skilled hands. So he’s got a head start in that regard.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He’s a romantic at heart; he wants to see your face and kiss you throughout the whole thing. Whichever position allows him to do that automatically checks the box for him. He’s inclined to do it with you on his lap and facing each other. For Lyney, there’s nothing more intimate than being able to appreciate in detail the faces and voices a lover makes during sex.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He has his moments of being stupid, but it’s to set a lighthearted mood. Does he implement his silly little magic tricks in the bedroom? I think he would do stuff like undo your bra with just one hand and in like a split second, for example. Or getting rid of an article of clothing when you least expect it.
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? etc.)
Yeah eyeah he trims. He doesn’t appreciate how messy that place can get if left unattended.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
The first word that comes to mind is sensuous. Lyney could start off with a lighthearted mood and joke a bit here and there, but then it escalates to a more sensible feel. He’s attentive to each one of your needs to ensure the experience is as pleasurable for you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He somehow finds the time to do it once every day. On days when there’s no performance to be done, he even does it twice. High libido, as expected from someone of his age. Probably has one or two toys.
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TW: SUGGESTIVE
more @mmmilkweed au. It took a while but i'm finally done. I have a lot more respect for people who do this regularly.
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I sound like a freak but holy moly
I need awakenedPV and ViridescentPV(idk how to spell it) fighting over SM right. now.
The freaky fans demand it. Feed us.

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i am in love w him
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go follow my twitter guys k00giiee
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sleeping 💤
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kisses
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wholesome shadownilla cuz they’re so cute
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my genshin OC hana
no idea what her lore is but oh well
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:)
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ima post these random things i made instead of sleeping
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