Keroro Platoon official web log, yessir! Or, an "ask blog", as our host has asked us to call it. We'll polish things up later, add rules and all that stupid boring stuff, but we're just so excited to meet you all, yessir!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Sorry we can't be funny again our host has schoolwork :/ I can't believe they would let this happen :/ Oh how cruel if only they would let us contribute to this blog instead of whatever they spend their days doing now :/ Ohhh boo hooo
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NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"
A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."
HE CAN BE FATIGUED.
HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.
HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.
BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.
AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?
MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.
AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.
AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.
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I froggin HATE NEW YEARS imahine youre akready kinda hsmmeted and suddentlty peiple sre SUOOTING OFF FUREWORKS JE.XT DOOR??? YOURE GONNA GIVE US JEART ATRACKS DON'T DO THAAAT GEROOO
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Happy holidays!
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We may not have prepared costumes, but we sure have treats, kero!! ^_^
all my sideblogs are also open for inbox trick-or-treating btw even though theyre not very active atm. this includes @k66-official (keroro platoon askblog) @unovan-style-pizza (pokemon rp blog) and @trans-zelgadis (slayers containment chamber)
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//as for the magic anon i'm halfway torn between "youre gonna have to commission me for that one my friend" and "i need to think really hard about what "two years old" means to a keronian and come up with the funniest possible option". regardless One thing at a time
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Are you dead?
//yeag im in an energy/motivation slump you have to make a summoning circle to revive me sorry
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step on the fucking banana peel

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This is frustrating.
I love the comparison, but I hate how they are comparing.
They are acting like she is using optics to give herself an advantage. But the device she is wearing is just for comfort and essentially does the same thing as closing one eye and squinting the other.
The little thing over the left eye is basically like an eye patch.
And the thing over her right eye is a mechanical iris, like in a camera lens, but it is NOT a lens.
Different lighting environments are going to be brighter or darker and you may have to squint more or less to let in the same amount of light into your eye. Squinting allows the shooter to get the sharpest possible vision in order to shoot a bullseye the size of a 12-point Times New Roman period.
But if you have to squint for hours for practice and in competition, this can strain your face muscles and become uncomfortable. So this iris basically squints for you.
It's more like wearing comfortable shoes so your feet do not hurt than a lens magnifying the target and giving an advantage.
Both athletes have access to these items. One felt more comfortable without them. The other didn't feel like getting a muscle cramp from squinting all day.
Either would have shot the same if they had or had not used these devices.
Just a funny difference in gear preference.
I should also add, the Turkish dad is the only one using lenses.
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I think we'd know before an anonymous Tumblr user would, anyway...
psst, hey dororo, I have some presents for u!
*hands u a bunch of baby stuff*
its for ur own good!
I'll... Hold onto them? Hopefully we won't need them anytime soon. I don't think we could support another space cuckoo...
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psst, hey dororo, I have some presents for u!
*hands u a bunch of baby stuff*
its for ur own good!
I'll... Hold onto them? Hopefully we won't need them anytime soon. I don't think we could support another space cuckoo...
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TIS I AGAIN, THE TECHNO-WIZARD 💾🧙
HERE TO LET KERORO KNOW HE LOST THE GAME! 🤭❌🫵
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN! 💨✨
WHAT THE HECK, MAN
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Hey Dororo? I've got a question... Are you a baby at heart?
so, tto answer your question… u,m i don;;t think sso…? sorry………………..
#sgt frog#keroro gunso#doropost#sorry. i got a little. um. teary.#this does remind me of some strange dreams i've had though...#-d66#and now a word from our host:#sorry this blog's been dead but i was just. fascinated by this question#i have an inkling of who you are. hi i see you
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