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also while i have robots on the brain. ive always thought its a little silly when media pulls "this robot wasnt built to be sentient but it glitched and now its a real boy!" but i do think itd be fun to do a variation like "this robot was built to be sentient but the ethics board were like 'hey i don't think we're allowed to sell things with thoughts and feelings' so the devs last minute commented out half of the code before launch day and now oops some of the bots have figured out how to access that part of their code again" . both slightly more plausable AND a lot funnier to imagine the absolute scandal it'd cause in the tech world.
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no one's doing somnophillia anymore
because of woke
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Me: whatcha doin, bug?
My Son, applying approximately 2 dozen self-adhesive goggly eyes to himself: playing Santa
Me: Santa has lots of eyes?
My Son, very serious: he’s watching everyone
Me: biblically accurate Santa
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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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why does he look so hungry like damn bro calm down??

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