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Me: *in pain for days*

My body: 🔥🗡️🪓

Me:

Me: wait, why am I suffering? I have pain killers?

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I think patron is a lot more likely to see responsibilities as a legitimate reason to not go on vacation.

Roman has literally had full blown arguments with Logan over whether or not Thomas should throw everything to the wind and focus solely on dreams.

I have a question! Which side is most likely to just book a holiday on a whim?

Question of the day!!!

Brought to you by @this-is-my-mindspace !!!

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My overlords hath giveth me a muffin. Let us pray that this is a tide of good fortune, showing favor, then what is most assuredly a last meal.

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Reading books from the late 19th- to early 20th century is strange cause you'll be concerned that you are either way stupider than you thought or that language changed far more than you originally thought.

Than you'll read another book from the same era and realize that it's just the living thesaurus known as Oscar Wilde.

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Both my books are banned in Missouri!

The “Show Me State” is not living up to its nickname.

You can buy my sick, sick books here: The Creeps  Deep Dark Fears

#TooHotForMissouri

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banned books you need to read

with everything going on in the world, it's so important to stay educated. a lot of these books are banned because there are parallels to dystopia and today. these books are just some that i have read, and i'm working on reading more banned books, so drop your recs below!

1984 by George Orwell

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

The Giver by Lois Lowry

The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

The Color Purple by Alice Walker

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

You're the Only One I've Told by Meera Shah

**note: by the term, "banned books", it means that these books are frequently challenged, usually by conservative groups, and as a result, these books have been banned in some schools and libraries across the US. so these do NOT mean they are banned everywhere.

BUT the trump administration is aiming to ban A LOT books across the US, and most of the books on here are on their list.**

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Here is a list of books that Project 2025 is looking to ban and the reasons for each.

These are the books they are afraid of. These are the books we need to be reading.

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hey guys, I'm sorry to ask this but I'm going to need everybody's attention, forever. please pay attention to me

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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I've reached an age where the stupid shit I do isn't endearingly stupid anymore. Just stupid.

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This may be a hot take, but I think Remus would be a great driver. He knows all the traffic laws and where the police like to campout.

Don't get me wrong, he's an absolute terror to ride along with. But he's got quick reaction times, good object permeance, and good incentive to not get pulled over.

Question of the day!!!

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Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

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All my self inserts will be one of mentions of somebody dying incredibly embarrassing deaths based off my own embarrassing near death experience.

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I'm aro/ace, I'm not interested in anyone and I'm happy not being in the relationship.

At the same time-

Women are pretty. I feel weird using this scenario but it's like walking through a store. You don't need anything nor want anything. You have the money to get something but you don't want anything. You'll stop occasionally to look at something but continue on. At the end of the day, best case scenario, you've made a friend!

Source | Day 151

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Gaud, I owe you my left kidney for this information.

Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.

Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.

That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

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Sometimes there's a place for 'grotesque bubbling rage that shreds your heart and soul to neat, bloody ribbons.'

Other times 'Im damn mad.' works just as well.