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Life in the Fast Lane - The Off-Days. Meet Jerry. By day, he's a blur on the racetrack, clocking in speeds that defy the very concept of miles per hour. But what happens when the engine cools down and the adrenaline stops pumping? Jerry lives life on the edge, so much so that sitting on the couch feels like an extreme sport. There he is, in full gear, because who knows when the urge to break a speed record from the living room to the fridge might strike. With his visor down, he's ready to confront the deadliest of opponents—daytime television. To add to the thrill, he's got his trusty remote control in one hand, prepared to dodge commercials like they're cones on the slalom course. And let’s not ignore the elephant in the room, or should we say the potted plant on the bookshelf; even his foliage is in a race for survival, stretching for that ray of sunlight like it's the finish line. Sure, Jerry could take off his helmet, but then he wouldn't be able to savor the victory of unbuckling the chinstrap after a hard-fought battle with boredom. Just another day in the home of the fastest couch potato in the living room grand prix.

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Lost in Shroomville: The Misadventures of a Spore-tacular Journey. Ever had one of those days where you take a wrong turn and end up in a psychedelic mushroom village? No? Just me then. Welcome to my Tuesday. The day started as any other: alarm clock betrayal, coffee betrayal, and now my sense of direction betrayal. Picture this: towering mushrooms emitting a glow so eerie, even the darkest night feels like an awkward disco. And amidst this fungal fiesta, there’s me, sans glow sticks, contemplating if I'm in a fairy tale or a pizza topping fever dream. The locals here are a bit...spore-spoken. Instead of 'hellos,' I'm greeted with a cloud of mystic pollen. Caught between a sneeze and an existential awakening, I'm trying to navigate Shroomville's enchanting streets, which have more twists than a pretzel convention. The houses, charmingly nestled in gill-like structures, have a no-door policy because, apparently, walls are just suggestions. How does one knock? No idea. I guess you just puff up and hope for the best? So, if you ever find yourself on an impromptu tour of a mushroom metropolis, remember this: always bring allergy medication, and perhaps a map that doesn't look like a toddler's spaghetti art project. Now, which way to the nearest burger joint...?

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"Commute Kerfuffles in Toadtopia!". Ever had one of those days where even the toads are judging your life choices? No? Just me, then. Meet Gary, the gargantuan toad who's tired of being the metro-nome of the underground swamp commute. There I was, minding my own business, waiting for the 8:15 algae express when Gary hops into the station, eyeing me with those dinner-plate eyes as if I just told him flies are off the menu. The guy next to me, totally oblivious, is rocking that "I just realized I left the stove on" face. Meanwhile, Gary's contemplating life's mysteries, like, "Why does the rain never wash away this human's perplexed expression?" and "If I eat this commuter, will I finally understand what 'delayed due to signal failure' means?" But really, Gary's a softie—won't even ribbit without a please and thank you. It's a typical soggy Monday in Toadtopia. The underground critters have their own rush hour, and let's just say the escalators are a logistical nightmare when you've got eight legs or a slime trail. So next time you're squished up against the train door, remember: it could be worse—you could be sharing your seat with a toad the size of a minivan!

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"Urban Jungle: My New Amphibian Landlord". "Ever thought of moving to the city for excitement? Let me tell you about the giant frog that moved into the neighborhood and redefined 'urban jungle'! He’s the size of a two-story building, with eyes that can spot a fly from a mile away. And let's not even start with the 'ribbit' that shakes your windows at night. So there I am, sitting under Mr. Amphibian's belly thinking, "Did I forget to pay rent, or is he just waiting for the next monsoon to shower?" He's got this prehistoric vibe that makes you wonder whether you should offer him a cup of coffee or a whole pond. Forget about the rats and pigeons ruling the city; this guy's the new king of the concrete block. He's turned rush hour into hop hour, and let’s be real, he’s got more Instagram followers than any influencer in a radius of ten ponds, I mean, blocks! The other day, I tried to make friends by offering leftovers, but guess I should've brought a swarm of mosquitoes instead. Lesson learned: When life gives you a frogzilla, don't bring pizza, bring bug spray."

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"When Nature Photobombs Technology!". Hey there, fellow Earth dwellers! Ever had a day when your tech just won't cooperate? Meet R2-D2's distant cousin, SproutBot – proof that even robots can't escape a good old-fashioned nature photobomb. While taking a leisurely stroll through the junkyard, our metallic buddy here got a surprise makeover by a sneaky seed that decided to sprout right on its shiny dome! Now picture this: A robot, built for intergalactic espionage, powered by the latest photon thrusters, navigating the perils of deep space, but gets stumped by an Earthling beanstalk! Delightfully ironic, isn't it? Mother Nature for the win, asserting her dominance over cold, hard steel. So, where did it all go wrong? Did our robo-friend try to go vegan? Or maybe it's embracing the latest eco-friendly trends? Whatever the case, it’s serving serious #SciFiSalad vibes and we're here for it!

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Tech Support: The Ultimate Standoff Welcome to the epic showdown of the century, where it's Man vs. Machine in the battle for the last outlet in town! Our hero, a suave suit-and-tie warrior, wields nothing but his lightning-fast fingers and a trusty tablet as he sits unfazed amidst the chaos of tech gone wild. Surrounded by a sea of gizmos and gadgets that have seen better days, our gadget gladiator calmly navigates through his 21st-century apocalypse, probably updating his survival blog or firing off a sassy tweet about the robot rebellion. Is he searching for the sacred manual to reboot reality, or just really dedicated to his daily Duolingo streak? The world may never know. Meanwhile, his mechanized menagerie serves as the ultimate backdrop to this WiFi wasteland—a junkyard jury of laser eyes and tangled wires, judging his every swipe and tap. Huge props to our dude for not breaking a sweat, especially since his mechanical mates look like they've raided every electronics aisle from here to Silicon Valley! It's a digital David versus an army of Goliaths in this high-stakes hotspot heist. Will our human protagonist emerge victorious, or will he be left searching for signal in a land of lost chargers? Stay tuned...

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Last glimpse at Sveti Stefan before leaving to Albania. (at Sveti Stefan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqX7-BzNOwd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Місточок, малееесенький. Джурджевіча :) (at Đurđevića Tara Bridge) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqVstvIt8Zp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Ось тут я вперше дивився зверху на те, як злітають літаки, сидячи не в літаку, а на своєму мотоциклі. Он там злітна смуга Тівату ліворуч, бачите? Вид на Которську Бухту, Котор та Тіват з національного парку Льовчен (at Kotor, Montenegro) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqS4SuiNkpx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Вперше в житті я дивився зверху вниз на аеропорт та взльотку, сидячи не в літаку, а на мотоциклі. Ось там злітна смуга Тівату, бачите? Бока Которська, Котор та Тіват з національного парку Льовчен (at Kotor, Montenegro) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqS36zEt9H5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Десь на узбережжі Адриатики. А де саме - дивіться в свіженькому відосі, посилання в профілі :) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqIodbeNzK4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Дощик зачипився брюхом за гори (at Croatia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp7Kpe3NOPY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Закинуте минуле (at PAŁAC w Kopicach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5RCx4tXHN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Lake Piva з повітря. Якщо цікаво, де воно і шо - за посиланням в профілі відео ;) (at Plužine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpxNgyGthxL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Walls https://www.instagram.com/p/CpudeyctXgN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Prompted to draw me my KTM 1290 SAS `2018 in urban jungle

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Soon https://www.instagram.com/p/Co4mueVtgWY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=