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I'm the refrigerator

Filled with cheap energy drinks

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You guys wanna know what anxiety looks like

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You guys wanna know what anxiety looks like

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My evil and stupid brother converted to catholicism so he can use confession booths instead of getting an actual fucking therapist

I hate him

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I know this because I saw a trans person once and every neuron activated in my brain and I fell in love and I'm never getting over it

Trans people will see a reptile and go "hell yeah"

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Yeah I'm making a fool of myself, but am I having fun while doing it?

No

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Who is this kind of content trying to reach, it's like they're roasting themselves so that others can't do it to them?

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Got that fucked by the state bottom energy

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Wasn't satisfied with the pictures I took yesterday, so here are some better ones and I'm frankly kinda proud

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Trans people will see a reptile and go "hell yeah"

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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Saying "wait I can explain" when u definitely cannot explain

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This is why I consider him to be the best Chris

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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I need therapy

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I hate the sophisticated cannibal trope. Like you have to think about it way too much if you're actually going to serve me someone's fattened liver.

Just grow fangs and bite people like NORMAL