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kaiser • 24 • he/him • animals, pokemon, shibes, plonts, linguistics, and tasteful* humour
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let's be spiky with mama
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny
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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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Chat gpt you will never be her

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lets get carried by mama
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Precious treasure!
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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin
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how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed
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let’s hang on mama (of another species)
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