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“Happiness never decreases by being shared.”

— Gautama Buddha

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a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

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the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

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the way people talk about ""community"" as this idyllic thing just squicks me right out. It's like, have none of you ever met people? Haven't you ever been in, or - god forbid - outside of a group??

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original set

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Dog piñata!

(via MindyReminga)

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legends

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We’ll get you transferred to a fully qualified Pilot.

Objection: Cooper is my Pilot. Our combat effectiveness rating now exceeds 90%. Request permission to retain this link.

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Also-

Someone noticed something about the games Octane is playing

WANNA KNOW WHAT HE'S PLAYING????

HE'S PLAYING FUCKIN TITANFALL 2 IN THE GAUNTLET!! HE'S SO FOCUSED ON IT TOO!!

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Press F for the poor Marvin who got his Arc Tool taken away from him

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super quick doodle comic because i read @madkingconnor ‘s fic and felt an Emotion so here’s wraith and her ronin

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the signs as witch types🕯

ARIES: blood witch

TAURUS: elf witch

GEMINI: energy witch

CANCER: kitchen witch

LEO: enchanter witch

VIRGO: hermit witch

LIBRA: music witch

SCORPIO: nocturnal witch

SAGITTARIUS: storm witch

CAPRICORN: green witch

AQUARIUS: star witch

PISCES: fairy witch

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Signs as Cakes

Aries - Red Velvet

Taurus - Banana

Gemini - Ice Cream

Cancer - Chocolate Fudge

Leo - Cupcakes

Virgo - Carrot

Libra - Cheesecake

Scorpio - Molten Chocolate

Sagittarius - Black Forest

Capricorn - Coffee

Aquarius - Fruitcake

Pisces - Victoria Sponge